Anyway, there’s a new store that’s opened up on that street called “California Herbal Remedies” where you can get a 20% vanilla cake or even a 30% chocolate brownie that’s guaranteed to make your head spin for the entire day. All this can be yours if you go to a clinic, tell them you hurt your shoulder and say that Advil has stopped working to alleviate the pain.

Let me just say this: I’m all for the legalization of marijuana. I’ve never met someone who was high who acted like an asshole. On the other hand, I’ve met many a person who acted like an asshole when they were drunk. There should be a warning label on alcohol bottles that reads “Warning: Consumption of this fluid may turn you into an asshole.”

So, it was no surprise that the biggest crowd was outside California Herbal Remedies last night. It was, after all, the store with the best munchies. Big shock!

Alright, let’s talk about why people get wasted. They do it with the hopes of getting Lucky in love.

On the topic of luck, can you really get “lucky in love?” Is there a way to get lucky in love? Does getting “lucky in love” really exist?

I’m going to tell you something right now that’s going to blow your mind: You can absolutely be lucky in love! Here are five ways to ensure you will be lucky in love:

1. Hard Work Plus Opportunity Equals Luck: In order to get lucky in love, you need to put the effort into going out there and meeting people. You need to go out and talk to people. You need create the opportunity for luck to happen to you. Luck only happens when hard work meets opportunity. Thomas Jefferson said it perfectly when he said “I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.”

2. Luck In Love Finds Those Open To Love: The reason why people are lucky in love is because they’re open to love. What I mean by “open to love” is that they are out there talking to people every single day and being okay with letting people know they’re single. If you want to get lucky in love, be open to other people trying to find you love. Open yourself up a little bit, and stop being so closed off to others taking a role in creating luck in your love life. When you meet somebody and they ask you if you’re single, stop looking at it like it’s a plague or disease and say “Yes I am. Do you know of anybody great you think I should meet?” In order to get lucky in love, you need to expand your horizons.

3. Luck In Love Comes To Those Willing To Give A Bit Of The Unknown A Try: In order to get really lucky in love, you should also use the power of your network to help create that luck for you. For instance, you can use online dating in a new way to create luck in your love life. Here is a little trick that I used to use all the time when I was dating online. When I would meet someone online with whom I didn’t end up having a connection but who I thought was a great person, I’d make a suggestion. I’d say “I don’t know about you, but I’m getting sick of all these coffee dates. Why don’t we get a whole group of our friends together and see if any magic (or luck) can happen.” This is yet another way to create luck in your love life . . . and possibly in the life of someone else.

4. Luck In Love Is The Product Of Persistence: If you want to get really lucky in love, you have to realize that luck is the product of persistence. You will have to put consistent effort in and be willing to be persistent in not giving up on the search for love. When you are persistent, you will be rewarded with luck in love. The truth is that you’re not going to find a four-leaf clover or a little leprechaun to help you get lucky in love. It’s really up to you. It’s really all about the power of your network. How strong is your network and how big can you build your network to become? As I said in #3 above, are you trying things that create opportunities to bring people into your life and into your network? When you do, you will be lucky in love.

5. Luck In Love Comes To Those Who Are Already In Love: This probably sounds a bit puzzling at first read, but let me tell you what I mean. In order to really be lucky in love, you need to first love yourself. You need to really believe in yourself. You need to stop letting fears and excuses keep you from being open to love. You need to stop making excuses. You need to stop saying things like “I’m a 47 year old woman and men don’t want women my age” or “I’m 20 pounds overweight and no woman is going to find me attractive.” You have to believe that you are a gift – a gift that’s worth giving and a gift worth receiving.

Do you want to “get lucky?” Do you REALLY want to “get lucky” this weekend?

Do you want to go out and hook up with a sexy, great looking stranger? Do you want to meet someone and have incredible stranger sex . . . and then wake up the next morning and do it all over again before sending them home in the afternoon?

When something like that happens, do you always wonder how it happened? Do you think to yourself “How the hell did I get lucky?”

What is the definition of luck anyway? Here is the definition of luck: Luck is being in the right place at the right time.

The only way to “get lucky,” i.e., be in the right place at the right time, is to prepare yourself for opportunities that will present themselves. You need to prepare yourself to take advantage when the time is right.

If you’re going to spend your life waiting for luck to show up, you might as well stop working and just play the lottery. As far as I’m concerned, I don’t believe in luck.

I believe in making things happen. I believe in preparing for things to happen.

The reason why I have such great relationships and great friends in my life is because I’ve worked my ass off to get them! I’ve worked really hard at cultivating the life I have.

I’ve cultivated my friendships.
I’ve cultivated my business.
I’ve cultivated my relationships with my lovers.

I have never relied on luck. I didn’t just walk into a supermarket and hope that I would trip into the woman I want to meet. I walk into the supermarket knowing how to connect with every person in there, so that I can create my own future.

Too many of you just sit back and wish for luck to sweep in and change your life. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard someone tell me some version of this: “I really want to do a bootcamp, but I’m going to have to do it next year.”

Do you know why they say they are going to wait until next year to do a bootcamp? They say that because they are hoping that between now and then their luck is going to change.

Many people tell me that they want to buy my products, but they are going to wait until next month to do it. They too are hoping that their luck is going to change before that “next month” time arrives.

Let me tell you the truth: Your luck is never going to change! You need to create your own luck. You need to make things happen for yourself.

I’m tired of all the excuses that people make. I get so tired of hearing them.

I get so tired of hearing “David, If you answer this one question, my entire life is going to change!” You know what? No it won’t.

If I answer one question, SOME things may change or you may get clarity on a certain issue. What will likely result from me answering one question for you is that the answer will probably lead to ten more questions!

The bottom line is that your entire life is not going to change by me answering one question for you. I don’t have the power to change your life with one email. No one does.

In one email, I might be able to give you a great explanation of why something happens or I might be able to open your eyes just a little bit wider. In one email, however, I am not going to be able to change your entire life.

The only way you are going to change your entire life is to take control of it. You have to be proactive and do things to change your life.

The only thing that creates change is hard work every single day. You’re basically like your own country. You need to take control of your own destiny. If you’re not willing to put the work in every single day, then nothing is ever going to change.

No person will ever be able to change your life for you . . . except for you. So take control of your life. It’s time to stop waiting for Lady Luck to come and take over your life!

Wanna “get lucky?” Go make it happen!

Do you want to have incredible stranger sex? And then wake up the next morning and do it all over again? And then send them off into the afternoon without having a clue about how that ever happened?

How the hell did YOU get lucky?

What is the definition of luck?

Here it is: luck is being in the right place at the right time. The only way to “get lucky” is to prepare yourself for the opportunities that will present themselves. To prepare yourself to take advantage when the time is right.

If you’re going to spend your life waiting for luck to show up, you might as well stop working and just play the lottery.

As far as I’m concerned, I don’t believe in luck. I believe in making things happen. I believe in preparing for things to happen.

The reason why I have such great relationships and great friends in my life is because I’ve worked my ass off to get them! I’ve worked really hard at cultivating the life I have. I’ve cultivated my friendships, I’ve cultivated my business, and I’ve cultivated my relationships with my lovers.

I have never relied on luck. I didn’t just walk into a supermarket and hope that I would trip into HER. I walked into the market knowing how to connect with every person in there, so that I could create my own future.

Too many of you just sit back on luck. How many times have Rey and I heard, “I really want to do a bootcamp, but I’m going to do it next year!”

Do you know why you are going to do it next year? Because you’re hoping that between now and then, your luck is going to change.

Many people tell me that they want to buy my products – next month. In the meantime, they want to see if their luck will change.

Your luck is never going to change! You need to create your own luck. You need to make things happen for yourself.

I’m tired of the excuses that people come up with. I get so tired of hearing them. “If you answer this one question, David, my entire life is going to change!” No, if I answer this one question, the answer will probably lead to ten other questions! And your life is not going to change just with my answer.

I don’t have the power to change your life with one email. I might be able to give you a great explanation of why something happens, I might be able to open your eyes just a little bit wider, but I’m not going to be able to change your entire life just by answering one email.

The only way you are going to change your life is to take control of it. You have to be proactive and do things to change your life. I don’t have the power – and neither does the President of the United States – to change everything in an instant.

We have an election coming up tomorrow, and you’re going to have a choice to make: are you going to vote for Old Man John or the young guy, Obama?

And you know what? Whoever wins the presidency Tuesday is not really going to change things that much. It is going to take a lot of time (and a lot of effort) to get this country back to the way it is supposed to be. A lot of decisions need to be made.

So for those of you that think that one of these men is going to be the answer to everything that is wrong about our country, you’re 100% incorrect. The only thing that creates change is hard work, every single day – hard work from the new president to make up for what went wrong in the last administration, and hard work from you.

You’re basically your own country. If you’re not willing to put the work in every single day, then nothing is ever going to change. No person will ever be able to change your life – except for you.

So take control of your life. It’s time to stop waiting for Lady Luck to come and take over!