Sonja and I were making pancakes the other day, talking and reminiscing about the good old days — the good old sex days. I thought about how many erections I used to get in a 24 hour period, and how I needed to have sex. I don’t know how pancakes and sex ever came into the conversation, but I was laughing. I remember from about age 18 to age 23, it wasn’t having sex once a day. It was more like…

Since I am so powerful in football predictions, I figured some of you will be waiting to hear my World Series predictions.

I think I’m smelling a theme here. Saturday we were full of bullshit, yesterday we had an ‘ass on,’ and today I’m off to get my physical (and I think we’re all well aware of what will happen there!)

Here is the thing about the Cube Method: in order to use a pick-up line that contrived, you have to be the Cube Man the entire time.

So you can sell her the Cube Method or the “pick a number between one and ten” method or the ring finger method – or whatever bullshit it is – but the problem arises when you exchange phone numbers with her and have to take the next step.

From then on, she’s expecting Ring Finger Man and Cube Man to take her on a date, and then you show up!

Sure, women are looking for a bad boy. So I tell every good guy out there that if they want to learn how to be the bad boy, they have to learn how to kiss, learn foreplay, learn how to touch her, and when you have sex with her, you fuck her better than anybody else ever has or will.