I was in line at the car wash today waiting for my car to be cleaned which, by the way, I do only on very rare occasions. I’m just a bad car owner. Anyway, this woman comes out and starts talking to one of the guys who works there and says, “Everyone is sick. Everyone!” I am not sick. She was not sick. The guy to whom she said it wasn’t sick. Nevertheless, according to her EVERYONE is sick.

Whenever you’re a guest at someone else’s house – be it a friend’s or a woman’s – you have to make yourself small. You have to respect their space.