I’m sitting here right now deleting 219 unopened emails from my Facebook page. As I’m sitting here doing that, the IM box keeps popping up with all sorts of “friends” (whom I don’t really know) wanting to chat with me.

I woke up this morning and realized that I’m 70. Ever since I went to Hawaii last year, I’ve just had something wrong with my lower back . . . which is really in my glutes.

Did you ever wake up all “out of sorts?” I did this morning.

What is up with hotel beds? Can they be any more torturous?

I mean, you look forward to vacations more than anything, but yet when you come back you feel as stiff as the concrete in New York City. Do you think the people who work in hotels ever actually sleep in them?

Something really funny happened today that I think you’re going to love hearing about.

I don’t know what you all think of MySpace or Facebook, but in my opinion, social networking sites are borderline retarded – especially if you’re like me and have dated somebody who basically lived for them.

Earlier this year, I was actually dating a Facebook/MySpace junkie. So today, Rey was on the computer when he started laughing really loudly. When I asked him what was up, he told me that I had been removed from her friend list.

I was removed from both her MySpace and Facebook friend lists. Is this elementary school? Have I been banned from the tree house? Have I been eliminated?

How do you contact a woman on Facebook?

First, you have to look at your mutual friends. Obviously, you couldn’t be looking at her profile if you don’t have a mutual friend. You’re not cruising Facebook – you’re just looking through other people’s friends.

Today I am giving my fingers a rest.

Its a tough day for me, I had to drop Daphne my amazing Lab off to the vet to see if the tumor she has is cancer.

So today I am just a bit out of sorts in all ways.

And to top it all off when I got back to the office we had a mild earthquake.

Now i do not believe in God but someone up there was really mad about Daphne.
Today we have a video.
It is all about Facebook, crushes and 24 years later on how I should have never put myself in the friend zone.

This one is a real eye opener.

It was for me and it will be for you as well.

How I Lost My Virginity by David Wygant Over the weekend at the bootcamp i was asked by one of my clients how I lost my virginity and if it was a special night. Lets just say it was and still is a very funny story that i love to tell. Todays video is all [...]