“Oh my god, my ex is such an a-hole!”

“My ex just texted me…look at this text.”

“Oh, that totally reminds me of this time I was with my ex…”

Is the topic of talking about exes a big no-no for you? Does it make you feel uncomfortable?

Is it okay to date a friend’s ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, or ex-f*^kbuddy? Here’s the way I look at it. There’s a two letter word in the English language: “Ex.” Nobody is anyone else’s property. Nobody. Now, granted, you don’t want to go out and sleep with your friend’s ex-girlfriend the night after they break up. There [...]

So you’re dating somebody with children, and they have a really nasty ex. How do you deal with that?
How do you deal with the ex when you see them?

Guys send me questions a lot, asking me how I deal with my ex-girlfriends. My answer? It depends. The crazy ones I let go into the Universe. I said goodbye. The ones with whom I had a bond, I absolutely kept the friendship going.

You know, I get emails all the time asking me this: “David, I’m about to break up with somebody. I want to know if it’s possible to stay friends. Even though I know I’m going to want to have sex with her, I really would like to be her friend.” For those of you who…

I can’t believe it’s week 5. Week 5 in the NFL season, and I’m 12-1 in my picks so far.

This blog is an open letter to all of you space invaders out there.

You know who you are … or do you?

No, I’m not talking to those of you with an affinity for handling joysticks and playing early 80′s video games with poor graphics and creatures making funny “gobbling” noises as they ate things. This open letter has nothing to do with video games.

Can you believe that it’s already January 2009. It’s just ridiculous how quickly time flies.

But there’s something interesting that I want to bring up to everyone on the blog. As many of you know, I’m not really in to New Year’s resolutions – I think that they are a crock of shit. They are just a complete waste of time.

It happened. You have found that relationship you always hoped you would find. You have found a person with whom you share not only an intense chemistry, but also a truly deep heart and soul connection. You have created an amazing relationship place with this person. You are genuinely and totally happy.

Just when you think nothing can disrupt that amazing relationship place, it happens. Your ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend (we’ll just collectively refer to them as the “ex”) starts contacting you. They start calling you, sending you text messages and leaving you voicemail messages. They want you to give your relationship with them another try.

This article is an open letter to all of you space invaders out there. You know who you are … or do you?

No, I’m not talking to those of you with an affinity for handling joysticks and playing early 80′s video games with poor graphics and creatures making funny “gobbling” noises as they ate things. This open letter has nothing to do with video games. I’m also not talking rodents or anything else that invades your living space. I’m not even talking about clutter on your desk that gets in your way.

The space invaders I’m talking about here are ex boyfriends and ex girlfriends (we’ll just collectively call them “ex’s” here). This open letter is directed to all of you ex’s out there who are space invaders tormenting your ex’s.