Does your car have so much shit in it that when a girl gets into the front seat you have to move everything onto the floor?

It’s gross, and it doesn’t turn her on. It really turns her off.

Do you pick up a woman and your car has mud all over it? It’s really dirty because you haven’t washed it in a while?

It doesn’t maker her feel comfortable, and it definitely turns her off.

I always have my car cleaned and it’s great for a few days, and then as time progresses… it just gets worse. But I try.

These little things are so important. It’s funny, but it matters.

What the hell is wrong with people?

People on an airplane act like total animals. They read a magazine and then throw it on the ground. They drink a bottle of water and then throw that on the ground too.

What do they think? The flight attendants are just maids in the sky? That they are going to just clean up after them entirely?

People act like total pigs when they get on airplane. They bring on the most disgusting food, like McDonalds. McDonalds is the WORST thing in the world you could bring into an enclosed space. They never think about other people.

Not only that, but when people stand in line for the bathroom, they literally fart in your face. You’ll be sitting there and smell this horrific stink, and then the person will look at you like, ha! Yeah, so I did just fart in your face! No big deal.

Here is another thing I’ve noticed about people’s disgusting public habits: why are public restrooms always so wet? There is always urine on the toilets in public restrooms. You literally have to clean the seat before you even consider sitting down to use the toilet.

It’s the most ridiculous thing in the entire world. Do they pee on the seat in their house? Is there urine all over the seat in their house?

Why do people throw paper towels all over public restrooms? Why are people so disgusting in public? I’ve never really understood that.

So what makes all this applicable to the dating world? Nothing really! But sometimes I like to talk about things other than creating attraction and dropping your ego and great sex.

When it comes down to it, you might end up dating one of these animals. This animal might come into your house and pee all over your toilet seat!

So get some manners! It is disgusting. People are just gross, and getting more mindless by the second.

Maybe you think it’s funny not to flush and leave a present for someone in a public restroom. But I really don’t find it that interesting to look down and see your present!

When I was little I used to tell my mom when someone left shit in the toilet of the public restrooms. In response, she taught me to never look down. Now when I go to a public restroom, I never want to look down!

What is up with people and their ridiculous animalistic behavior?

They went out and they bought that furniture with their own money – use a coaster!

If the toilet seat is down when you find it, put it back down before you leave!

If the kitchen is spotless and you make a mess – don’t expect someone else to be your maid!

Don’t leave your dishes and glasses all over the house – are they supposed to clean up after you when you leave?

Volunteer. When you’re a guest at either a friend’s or a woman’s house, offer to take out the garbage. Load the dishwasher.

If they don’t have an extra bedroom and you’re crashing on the couch, put your stuff in a little corner – and make it neat – so it’s not all over the place. You can’t spread yourself out when you’re a guest in someone’s home.

You’re doing so much great work to learn how to meet the opposite sex, but then when you meet them and spend the night at their house, you’re going to turn them off! You want to leave them with a good opinion of you. It’s also good to form these habits.

It’s like the bad driver who comes home at the end of the day and complains that there is nothing out there but mean drivers that honk all day long. No, you’re the bad driver!

If you’ve been a guest at people’s houses before and you’ve never been invited back (yet you still hang out) it’s not that they don’t like you; they just don’t want you to come to their house again!

You have to look at things like this. You want to give people a good impression of you no matter what. Behave in people’s houses! You don’t want your host to have to tell you something five or six times before you get your act together and pick up after yourself.

It’s their house and their rules. Obey them! You have your own rules in your house, and you expect people to follow them.

If you like to keep your house a pigsty, then we’ll all come over and throw banana peels all over the place, we can fart and shit on the toilet seat, and we can stop up the toilet.

You have to realize that you are going to go out there and get the women that you want and then you’re going to have to leave them with a good impression. That impression is something you’re going to fuck up badly if you don’t pay attention to the little things.

Brian: I’m pretty clean, but I could be cleaner. And when someone comes over to my house and they are dirty, it drives me completely insane!

It’s your house – your home – and you’ve worked hard to put stuff in it. You can handle cleaning up after yourself, but you don’t want to clean up after your guests!

David: When my ex-girlfriend Allison and I were living together, my friend Wayne came to LA and wanted to stay with us. He had a cold and was coughing. I was like, dude, no, you have a cold. You’re not staying with us. That’s not cool. Go stay in a hotel. But he swore it was allergies.

Allison didn’t buy it, but I told her that he had promised it was allergies, so we let him stay with us. Three days after he left, Allison came down with the flu and missed a week of work!

If you’re sick, don’t bring it into someone else’s house! If you’re ill, go stay somewhere else.

It’s the little things like this. You just have to respect other people and their boundaries.

People do this all of the time. Rey was sick and coughed all over everyone. And he got a bunch of people sick! He learned his lesson. This respect is so important.

You’ve done so much work – just continue the work and keep respecting other people.

Enough about bad house guests!!!

Dazzle her with a new look and you will become a permanent house guest!!