It’s funny. Why are so many sex terms so bizarre? Who came up with the term “blow job?” Isn’t it really a suck job? Why the hell did they ever call it a blow job?

It’s funny – my life is really interesting, and it’s a blast. I work a lot – I would definitely be considered a workaholic – a lot of these blogs are written at two o’clock in the morning.

For those women out there who think that men won’t date you seriously if you’re a dirty talker, oh baby, let me tell you something different! There is not one man I know who doesn’t love a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom. We love when you’re sitting in the living room and whisper in our ears…

Recently one of my female clients (and friends) sent me the following IM session, and she asked me to publish it so that men can understand that this doesn’t work! Before you read the IM session, let’s talk about what not to do, because the IM session that follows is the classic case of a caveman trying to have sex without seducing and intriguing a woman’s mind.

Some of you are good at it, some of you have heard about it, but the one thing you need to know is: Sexting works. It is the new form of foreplay that will drive her wild. The random text message in the middle of the day to perk her sexual desire. The fun banter back and forth that will make her rip her clothes off when she sees you. So for those of you who have never sexted before…