Do you ever sit back and really think about what you want the meaning of your life to be? How do you want to be remembered? What do you want to accomplish? I was at the dentist recently. Actually, I feel like I actually live at my dentist’s office. It’s not really a fun place to…

I am going to let all of you learn a secret of mine that is so big, you will be shocked. Here it is: I’ve been hanging out with a driller once a week. Now you are probably thinking right now that a driller has something to do with a weird new sexual position or kinky kind of sex. If that’s what you’re thinking, you’d be wrong.

So yesterday was my first full day back in the office, and I got to spend most of it at the dentist’s office getting a crown lengthening and a crown. It’s so much fun having your mouth open for four hours! I found that I was fine, until I opened my eyes and actually saw what they were doing: yanking, pulling and scraping. So much fun! Anyway, back in the office today and have I got some surprises in store for all of you! Check back on Thursday for a HUGE announcement. . .