“He’s going to marry the first girl he lays, and she’s going to treat him like shit… because you can’t respect somebody that kisses your ass.” – Ferris Bueller.
Today is my birthday.
I know, you don’t have a present for me just yet. It’s quite alright. If you really want to give me something, just go to Amazon.com, or Gilt.com, pick something nice out for me and send it to my house.
For the rest of you, just wish me a happy birthday today and I’ll be happy enough:)