They go and stuff their big bellies into little tiny sports cars that make them look like they are sardines. They go out and get a young version of their already hot wife because they want an even younger version. They may even hire a hot secretary during their mid-life crisis to help them to feel sexy again.

Whatever a man’s mid-life crisis entails, men seem to be allowed to have one. Men are, to some extent, even expected to have a mid-life crisis of some sort. Men themselves feel entitled to one.

People will even comment about it matter-of-factly when it’s a man. They’ll say things like, “He bought that sports car because he is having a mid-life crisis” or “He dyed his gray hair black because he’s going through a mid-life crisis.”

Men are allowed to have a mid-life crises. They are allowed when they get divorced to have a mid-life crisis and date a 22 year-old whose vocabulary primarily consists of the words “awesome” and “dude.” (No offense to any of you 22 year-old women out there).

My question is this: What about the women? Why can’t they have a mid-life crisis?

Women who do have a mid-life crisis are usually called “cougars.” So let me get this straight. Women are animals because they have a mid-life crisis?

When women go out and buy a fancy sports car, all the men look at them and think, “That’s a cougar.” With a man, it’s not only allowed but expected. What about the woman who is married and has three kids who decides she doesn’t love her husband (aka “the supporter”) anymore.

For any of you who don’t know what a “supporter” is, it’s the sucker who married the hot woman who really didn’t love him and just wanted his money. The supporter is usually a manipulator and a control freak (among other things). If any of you supporters are reading it, you know who you are – so don’t deny it.

Usually women who have a mid-life crisis are ones who married a supporter – a guy to whom they were not really attracted in the first place — and then all of a sudden realize they are aging but still look good. So they want a second chance at something, which might be love or passion or something else.

When a woman has this instinct and acts upon it, she is deemed to have abandoned her family. In reality, what’s happened is that the woman is sick and tired of the supporter and realizes that maybe she has grown a little bit personally.

Women are entitled to their mid-life crisis. So to them, I say “Go for it” Women do not automatically become cougars just because they have a mid-life crisis. They are just going through the exact same thing men are.

Go to Orange County on any given day and take a look at the way some of those women dress who are in their 50s. They dress exactly like their daughter (or like they both bought all of their clothes from Forever 21).

They’re not ‘Forever 21.’ They are ‘constantly approaching 60.’ Maybe that should be a store for women having a mid-life crisis and we’d call it “Constantly Approaching 60.”

That way you can buy a replica of your daughter’s wardrobe at double the price. It’s like the opposite of what I tell my skinny Asian clients, i.e., that they can buy clothes in the boys department and get the same stuff at half the price.

Anyway, women are entitled to their mid-life crisis. Men do it all the time. I mean, salaries are getting more equal and life is more equal, so why can’t mid-life crises be equal as well.

So the next time any of you young guys screw a women who is a cougar, why don’t you just tell the truth? Say, “I had great sex with this woman who is going through her mid-life crisis and wanted an emotionally immature man who basically can f*^k her all night long.”

I don’t care who makes it from the National League, because the Yankees are winning it all this year. You can take that prediction to the bank . . . and maybe even to the bedroom.

Life is not fair.  The other night I was having a conversation with someone about sex. I’m not going to tell you all the specifics, other than to tell you that after that discussion, I was absolutely orgasm envious! So let’s talk about orgasms, and I will tell you the reason why I’m orgasm envious.

By the way, if I could have one wish it would be that I could have a vagina for a day. I just think it would be so much fun. I already know exactly what kind of orgasms I’d want to have. I’d love to know how to have multiple orgasms through all different ways.

I’d want to have a g-spot orgasm. Of course there is the clitoris, so I’d want at least one clitoral orgasm (since the only reason it exists is for pleasure). Then there is this other place way back in the bowels of the vagina that supposedly can create a whole other type of orgasm.

I mean, give me a break. Right there, that’s three different kinds of orgasms! We men only get one kind.

I really don’t, however, want to talk today about the unfairness of orgasm counts between the sexes. What I really want to talk about today is sexual prime.

By the time men hit the age of 25, they are basically out of their sexual prime. Age 25? Half of the guys out there don’t even get laid enough to enjoy their sexual prime while they’re in it. Then by the time they are getting enough sex, they are already out of their sexual prime.

Women, on the other hand, don’t hit their sexual prime until they are around 37 years old. Think about the way that balances out.

By the time a guy is 37 years old, he isn’t exactly producing the same amount of “little swimmers” as he used to produce. Not only that, he doesn’t really want to have sex five times a day anymore (while women at that same age are machines!).

It’s no wonder that 37 year old women are the number one consumers of vibrators. They can basically vibrate their day away.

It’s really not fair the way things line up here. It really seems like things are very askew. It’s no wonder that there are so many cougars running around out there.

If I were a 37 year old woman who was hanging out with a Viagra-infused 55 year old guy with no stamina, I would certainly go find myself a young buck. I mean look at Demi Moore.

Don’t ever give her a hard time. She has a guy who is (whoops, I mean was) in his sexual prime. Wait, she may need to go find someone even younger. Justin Timberlake and Zach Efron, Demi Moore may be calling you really soon.

All joking aside, it just doesn’t seem right how the sexual prime thing is set up. Is this God’s way of punishing us? Someone was being mean when they designed the penis and the vagina. Why aren’t those two things created to be in alignment with one another?

Can all the guys remember when you were 18 and you basically would hump the air every five seconds (almost like a dog that humps the air all the time)? The reason why you were humping air was because you constantly wanted your dick to be touched.

I remember when I was 18 years old. I was so penis conscious, it was ridiculous. I felt my penis nonstop. No, I don’t mean that I touched my penis nonstop. I was just aware of it nonstop.

My penis led my life. It made me sleep with some really iffy women. It wasn’t my idea to sleep with them. It was my penis’ idea.

Not only that, but some guys can’t snuggle with a woman until they hit 28 years old. When you are a male who is 22 or 23 years old and your girlfriend asks you to snuggle, you have to go to the bathroom and snap a load off before you can do it.

This sexual prime gap between men and women just does not seem fair. Something is kharmically wrong here! It’s a mean joke. It’s like our sexual primes should have been matched.

Then again, some of this seeming mismatch may actually have been designed better than we thought. So although a guy past his sexual prime may no longer be able to pump and grind five times in one night, he can really satisfy a woman during the one time they do it and will be more likely to want to engage in a lot more of the foreplay that women crave so much.

I was with the guys today (“the guys” are Rey and Rich – Rey the assistant and Rich the intern.) We went to Whole Foods today, and I started flirting with this single mom in line while we were checking out. She was very pretty, very sexy, and very nice – and attached to a five-year-old.

The five-year-old was great – really cute and amusing, but he needed ALL of his mother’s attention. When we left the market, one of the guys said, “oh wow, that mom was really attracted to you! Why didn’t you ask her out?”

I responded, “well, there really wasn’t the time – her kid was pulling on her arm!” It was really hard to talk to her, and you also have to respect the fact that she is with her child. But she was definitely vibing me and I probably would have asked her out if I would have had the opportunity – when her little boy wasn’t pulling on her.

I also don’t particularly want to ask her out if she’s not a single mom! I wouldn’t want her kid to go home and say, “daddy, daddy, guess what happened today? Mommy got asked out by this guy in Whole Foods!”

So I’ve got some advice for all of you single mothers out there: if you are out with your kids and a guy starts talking to you, he is exactly what you want because he already knows that you have children!

So many single mothers have this issue about dating – “how am I going to date? How will I meet someone? Nobody wants me when I have a kid!” But it’s not true!

If we are flirting with you and we see that you have a kid attached to your arm, we don’t care! We don’t care if you are a mom; we want to date you – plain and simple.

If you’re a single mom and you’re out with your kids, you have to lie down some clues and hints for the guy you’re flirting with. You have to stop for a second. Obviously, don’t kick the kid out into the street – “hey, mommy will be right back!” – nothing that blunt, but maybe say something like, “yeah, he’s just lacking male attention,” or “he just gets jealous when his mom talks to another man” – something funny.

This will let the guy know that you want to be asked out. We’ll ask you out very quickly once we know that you’re open to it, but you need to say something that permits us to do it.

We totally understand that you are a mom, we understand that you’re hanging out with your kid; but we don’t want to ask you out if we’re not sure that you are single.

We don’t want the kid going home and being scarred for life after seeing his mom getting hit on at Whole Foods. You never know what could happen – he could end up with pure approach anxiety or turn out to be some seducing ladies man after watching his mom get hit on all of the time.

Lay down some clues for us! Clues are always good. We need them once in a while. And do you know what? If I ever see you without your kid, I will definitely ask you out. But the next time I see you with your kid, give me a clue!

I’m gutsy, and I’ll ask out everybody – but I’m also very respectful of a lot of things.

Todays video is all about how to listen to that single mom or single woman. If you listen you will be able to close her.

Have an amazing Saturday and check out the challenge I put out on Thursday post……..The pickup post.

Its a good one.

If you’re a guy in your twenties that hasn’t had much sexual experience yet, and you really want to learn how to please a woman, I suggest that you look for a mentor.

I’m not talking about myself, and I’m not talking about any other dating or sex guru. I’m not talking about anybody with a nickname that can supposedly teach you how to be the world’s best lover.

I’m talking about going out and finding an older woman who will teach you how to please a woman.

When I was in my early twenties – I was probably 23-years-old – I had a summer share out on Fire Island. For those of you who don’t know, there are two places that single, horny New Yorkers go on the weekends: either Fire Island or the Hamptons. Fire Island is great – you don’t have to drive around, and there are just a bunch of drunken single people looking to hook-up over the course of the weekend. It’s just one big party.

I remember one night, I was 23-years-old, and I was dating a bunch of girls in the city that were 21 or 22 – all hot, cute, who made me chase after them – the usual game playing you do in your early twenties.

So I was hanging out on Fire Island one weekend, and an older friend of mine was 26 (so old at that time! It’s amazing when you are 23 and you have an older friend who is 26 – wow, so old!) So I remember hanging out with this guy and we were in a bar, and there were these older women sitting at the bar (and by older, I mean probably 32 to 35 – they weren’t really old at all!)

He called them “cougars” because that term had been around for quite some time. He said to me, “those are cougars. Those are what we need to sleep with,” and then he laid out the most direct of all direct approaches: he said, “I’m going to go pick that brunette up – she’s been looking at me for the last half an hour. I’m going to walk over, and I’m going to tell her that she wants a young stud tonight, and she wants to be satisfied by a young stud.”

He continued, “I’m going to laugh, and I’m going to look directly into her eyes, and I’m going to go home with her. Because as much as she’ll play hard to get, there aren’t many younger guys going up to her and propositioning her this directly – plus they are all drunk.”

So he went over there, and about 15 minutes later he left the bar with her. It was now my turn, and I was terrified.

There was a blonde staring at me, and she was pretty too. So I walked over and looked at her with a smile, and I said, “you know what? My friend just left here and he left me all alone. I really know that you want to go home with a young guy tonight that will take care of you all night long.”

She laughed right in my face. I looked at her, and I said, “no, I’m really serious.” She responded, “I know you’re serious, it’s so cute! You’re fun, you’re adorable! Sure, let’s go back to my place.”
She said, “do you want to know my name first?” and I said “I don’t know, should I?” She responded, “naw, it really doesn’t matter! Come on…” and she took me by the hand and walked me back to her place and we had sex.

And let me tell you something – doing that was ballsy, and I had a LOT of trouble getting it up. The whole point of it was fun, but I didn’t think it would actually happen. And I’ve always been more about connecting with women than just the physical humping side of it anyway.

But I remember that she was so cool about things – young girls I had to beg for head. The minute I got naked, this woman got down on her hands and knees and she started sucking me and literally worshipping my body.

I was like, this is unbelievable! As nervous as I was, this woman was teaching me things.

So I spent the rest of that summer sleeping with older women. They were all probably 30 to 35 – I think the oldest woman I slept with was 48 when I was 23. And what I learned that summer was the way a woman craves sex, but I also learned how to be a better lover.

I learned how to be more patient. Instead of doing the usual 23-year-old jackrabbit sex, where you go seven times a night, consisting of 10-minute marathon sessions going 100 miles an hour, I learned how to slowly have sex with a woman. I learned how to please a woman. I learned how to seduce a woman. I learned how to kiss a woman.

So if you’re a young guy, and you really want to learn about sex, yeah, I have great products – you could learn about it through my Girls Tell All audio series and listen to what women want – but the best experience is to find yourself an older lover.

There are tons of women out there who would LOVE to have a young guy that would satisfy her all night long – and she would love to teach you.

If you really want to learn how to be a great lover, start applying. Start looking at some older women, and start being more honest. If you’re out with an older woman, basically tell her, “hey, look – I don’t have much experience, but I’d love to learn and I find you absolutely and incredibly attractive.” She might actually go for that! The direct approach is often the best approach.

If you want to become a great lover and be less nervous in bed, find yourself an older woman who will teach you everything. Then when you go back to chasing and sleeping with the younger ones, you’re going to give them an experience that will leave them texting you all week long to get more of you.

It’s about becoming a good lover – do what you need to do!

A great place to meet these type of women are on match.com and all the other dating sites.

Today is part 3 of how to succeed in online dating.

I’m in Detroit this weekend coaching a client, and we were out tonight at a bar on Lake St. Clair. Let’s set the scene right . . .

There were women over the age of thirty, very sexually aware, that spent the day drinking beer, laying in the sun, and thinking about dick. The only problem is that most men lack the balls to walk over, flirt, listen to them, and carry on a conversation so that the women can act upon their raw, sexual desires that they were flaunting all night at Jack’s.

Guys – wake up!!! Women want dick so bad, that they’re willing to look past your social retardation. Men don’t understand that women crave sex after a long hot day of drinking beer and laying in the sun as much, if not more, than men.

Women, when they talk sex with their friends, go over every single detail from how big you are to how good you are with your tongue. Women, when they have sexual fantasies, use battery-operated toys as they lay in their bed thinking about a man that they met or a man they want to meet and how he would feel inside of them.

So here I am at this bar tonight, and four women were looking at me like a piece of steak on the grill. As I walked by they licked their lips, smiled at me, and said hello.

This was after they had stared directly at me for twenty straight minutes. If interested, all I had to do was walk over and talk to her.

How would I have closed the deal tonight, and not ruined it like most men do? I would walk over with edge and I would bust her with: “You haven’t stopped staring at me all night long. Let’s cut through the BS. I’ll share with you one secret if you share with me one secret.”

Some of you right now will read this and say “there’s no way this will work” because you live in fear. So you won’t even try it.

You’ll just dismiss this immediately because it’s so far removed from anything you’ve ever done. But everything you’ve ever done has never given you the results you desire.

Guys – Women love dick. They love it, they crave it, they desire it.

They buy toys in the shape of your dick. They fantasize about a strong, confident man having sex with them. If they don’t find it in the bar that night after a day in the sun, they’re online on a dating site cruising and looking.

What do you think women do at 11:00 p.m.? What do you think they’re really thinking?

They’re thinking about having sex and connecting with a man. Some of them are just horny and want dick. Some of them just want to feel love, romance and passion.

Hey guys . . . I don’t do this for my health. I already know and understand women. I do this because I want you to know and understand women better.

So how do you get laid tonight? How do you not screw it up so a woman gets her dick?

This we’ll go over more in an upcoming podcast. For now, think about what I said. Process it. Because this blog is going to be all about real, hard-hitting, no-BS advice.

Love it or hate it, this is who I am and this is what I’m all about.

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