Are you one of those people who really loves to share? You love sharing with people. You really enjoy giving people all the things that matter most to you.

Are you also somebody who loves to share things that other people give to you? Like if somebody else gives you a gift, you’re more than willing to share it with everybody you know and love. And the greatest thing about you is that you don’t even tell anybody that it was a gift from someone else, you make it just seem so innocent.

When is the time when you stick it in without any glove, rubber or any protection? When is it time to just stick it in? You’re dating someone and the very first time you sleep with them, they tell you they are on the pill and that they are clean. Do you just stick it in, or do you actually wrap it?

What is it about airplanes? Why are they so annoying now? You are on a ten hour flight coming back from wherever you’ve been — from a secret location vacation. That’s what I like to call my vacations: secret location vacations. (We had a great time on ours by the way). So we are nearly at the end of our ten hour flight back to Los Angeles, when…