You know what I’m talking about. You’re out at a bar just standing there hanging out with some friends, and the next thing you know a woman walks by and boobs you. She basically rubs her boobs against your back or your shoulder as she walks by you.

When that happens, you always turn around because you’re startled. You know what boobs feel like, and you know you have been boobed. You think to yourself, “Is she boobing me on purpose, or is it just really crowded?”

If when you turn around after she’s finished boobing you, you realize that the gap between you and other person she had to squeeze through is actually pretty big, that is when you know. You know it was an intentional boobing.

So what do you do at that moment when you realize you have been intentionally boobed? You follow up. You walk over to her and say, “Excuse me. You just boobed me. Obviously we need to talk.”

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Some women actually use their boobs as flirting objects. Other women’s boobs just get in the way when they are trying to get by and the crevice between the two people is too small to get through without boobing one of them.

So the next time you’re boobed at a bar, you might want to have a look around you. Find out what kind of boobing it is.

If there is a gap as wide as the Lincoln Tunnel between you and the next closest person, then you know you were boobed on purpose and you should follow up with her. If the gap wasn’t as big as the Lincoln Tunnel, then you know it was an involuntary boobing and you don’t need to pursue it any further.

There’s a valuable boobing tip for all you guys.

Have you ever woken up with that morning erection? Most guys do.

But here’s the thing about it – the way to wake up with a morning erection is not to poke her in the back between the ribs and say, “look at my dick!” That doesn’t work. We’ve all tried that plenty of times before.

Hell, I’ve even written a blog about ‘morning boner,’ which really talks about all the ways to turn her off with your morning boner – here’s the link:

But how do you really turn her on in the morning?

Well, you should just act like the boner is no big deal. Ignore the boner! Act like you’ve already had it. Just like we talk about when you’re seducing a woman, make it seem like you’ve done this a thousand times – like you just had sex last night, but she doesn’t know it.

So what do you do with this morning boner?

You just kind of casually brush it up against her. You kiss her a little bit. You don’t acknowledge it – you let her acknowledge it. Because if she feels that throbbing member close to her, and you’re not acting like a four-year-old saying, “feel my dick!” she’s going to get really turned on.

So what’s a great way to turn her on, and keep her hot all day long?

Give her what she wants, but don’t release what you need to do. This means you should climb inside of her, and get her off a few times in the morning, but don’t cum. Tell her you want to build it up all day long; tell her you want to think about her all day long.

Tell her you want to have a fun, long session that night, but right now, it’s all about her. You just want to get her off and you want to make her feel really good.

That is going to get her amped up all day long. She’s going to be all over Mr. Boner later on that day. She’ll be thinking about that boner all day long, and she’s going to be dreaming about that boner all day long.

Make it about her for a little while, because when you make it about her, you’re really going to turn her on and make her feel great. You’re really going to go further sexually than you’ve ever gone before.

So the next time you wake up with a morning boner, get her off! Go side to side – which is one of my favorite positions – side to side, leg on top of her, rolled on the side. Take your morning boner, put it inside and start rubbing her clit gently. Get her to cum a few quick times. Give her that morning orgasm.

And then you just kick back and wait until later, because she will give you the ride of your life that night!