I was boobed the other night. Have you ever been boobed? You know what I’m talking about. You’re out at a bar just standing there hanging out with some friends, and the next thing you know a woman walks by and boobs you. She basically rubs her boobs against your back or your shoulder as she walks by you.

Yeah, so we’ve had a blog that says, “make her beg” before but this one will be much better. Have you ever woken up with that morning erection? Most guys do. But here’s the thing about it – the way to wake up with a morning erection is not to poke her in the back [...]