Remember the movie A Few Good Men, when Jack Nicholson looked at Tom Cruise and said, “You can’t handle a good blow job!”

Well, ok, he didn’t really say that. But in my version he did.

So you meet a new woman

I am going to let all of you learn a secret of mine that is so big, you will be shocked. Here it is: I’ve been hanging out with a driller once a week. Now you are probably thinking right now that a driller has something to do with a weird new sexual position or kinky kind of sex. If that’s what you’re thinking, you’d be wrong.