A lot of you guys ask me how I like flying all over the world.

I love it…. as long as I can avoid the following top 10 bad passenger behaviors on an airplane.

Being a professional flyer (I haven’t earned my wings yet, but I do have a lot of miles and a lot of great benefits on American Airlines) I’ve learned, as George Clooney did in the movie “Up In The Air”,,there’s certain people that you really, really need to avoid as much as possible, and it starts before you even get to the airport

Man, I tell ya . . . traveling during the holidays is just oh so much fun. Yesterday I got to travel on Delta, the airlines which doesn’t like to give you a seat assignment ahead of time. It likes to “assign it at the airport.” Why not just call yourself Southwest then? I mean, the flight was booked weeks ago and I can’t pick a seat? What a waste of time!

Yesterday when I arrived at the security line at LAX, it looked like the opening of a Harry Potter movie.