It only took ten minutes yesterday to spot them. They were all over the place. Everywhere we went, giddy voices were screaming, “We found it!” The men’s voices were

There’s a woman I know who every 4th of July really thinks that if she gets the right spray tan and hits the right party, that she might finally meet the right man. This woman cruises every party. She meets some really interesting people, but even at her advanced age she just can’t seem to get it right.