Strip Me Of All My Money!
September 4, 2007 
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Strip Me Of All My Money! By David Wygant
Recently I was thinking about why a man who has any decent amount of money would would go into a strip club where he will spend a couple grand and walk out of there with only a lipstick smear on his cheek to show for it.
Strip clubs have always been the biggest waste of time and money ever known to mankind. I’ve had a lot of stripper friends. If you ever heard what they thought of the men who walk into a strip club and fill their bank accounts, you would be shocked.
Here are five things my stripper girl friend’s have told me:
1. If your wallet comes out and you’re a paying customer, you are not going to get laid unless you pay for it.
2. If they get you into the VIP back room within three minutes, they will take as much money from you as they possibly can because they know you are easy prey.
3. If they ask you for your phone number, they will never call you. They only want it so they can continue to subtract the Benjamins from your wallet.
4. If you do want to get to know them personally and you do want to sleep with them in the future, you NEVER give in to the lap dance. You instead reject the lap dance and throw it back on her, asking her if she would like a lap dance from you. If you want to flirt with strippers, then you have to bust them and reverse the rolls.
5. Telling a stripper that it’s your first time being in a strip club, even though you’re a regular, is completely transparent to her. She’s a master at figuring out your bullshit. Look at her as a naked used car salesman with the biggest headlights you’ve ever seen.
This blog, though, is not about how to land a stripper. Personally, I’ve dated a few strippers when I was in my twenties. I was pretty fascinated by the stories they would tell me and by the many different ways they used to extract money from gullible men.
Let me ask you a question. Is is just me, or is the idea of having your groin teased with no release just not fun? On top of that, you’re paying for it! I mean really . . . how ridiculous!!
You get to pay someone to dance on your groin, so you can go home later and jerk it yourself. It just seems like really expensive foreplay with yourself.
Why don’t you just take yourself out to dinner, stare into your own eyes, and seduce yourself? Or, why don’t you send yourself dirty text messages all night long about what a stud you are in bed?
Or maybe . . . there is a better option. Why don’t you just get up the guts and go after the women you really want so you no longer have to be teased by strippers who only want your Benjamins.
Let’s be real. If you are going to a Vegas strip club thinking you might actually get laid at the club, save your money ahead of time. It’s just not going to happen. Most strippers are not whores. Some are, but many are not.
Spending a couple hundred dollars to sit in a chair listening to some Metallica song playing while a stripper bounces up and down dry humping me is not exactly fun. What’s fun about being teased by someone with whom you’re never going to be able to finish?
I have no issues with dry humping. It’s fun . . . as long as it’s done with somebody with whom I’m going to also do some wet humping.
To go into a strip club so I can give a woman I’ll never see again her rent money, is both degrading and stupid. Guys who think they are going to hook-up and have sex with a stripper might as well just go on craigslist and get themselves a real hooker. It’s cheaper and you’re going to get off.
I have never understood the attraction of going to a strip club so I can be teased all night long . . . and paying for it. It’s funny how many men will go to a bar where they get teased by women all night long, who will then leave there and think it’s a good idea to go to strip club where they get teased more all night long. What’s the point?
The point is that if you want to get laid, then you have got to learn how to connect with women! There is no point in ever setting foot in a strip club if you understand how to relate to and meet women.
For those of you who go to strip clubs and get nothing out of it except an empty wallet, then I suggest you take a good look at my Men’s Audio Mastery Series.
Look, if you want to pay for it, at least go to a rub ‘n tug. That way you get a massage and a happy ending for far less than what it costs to be teased by man-hungry strippers.
David, you and i both agree on this from previous blogs, i cant fathom why guys go to these places. i went to a strip club once, and i wasnt impress, all i saw that a bunch of lame guys throwing there money away on beer and dancers, all for a bloody cock tease.. it’s so bullshit.
cheers,
Joe
David;
“Why don
Joan
So true and yes i do crack myself up when i write these blogs…
Great comments today from you!!! Men should really listen to what you have to say here.
thanks Joan, glad to see your in good spirits, as more strippers, to be honest i dont think i would want to date one, they seems to be emotional and all over the place.
cheers,
Joe
David;
Yep! I can almost hear you laughing:) You and AngelEyes.That is another one. Always laughing at himself, which makes me LMAO! LOL Thank you. I don’t know if men ever listen to me, but if they do—that is a grand idea. I really do have some great insight on what a real woman with a heart for people.
Joe;
)) NO! No strippers for you, ya hear me?! LOL You are worthy of a woman who is going to treat you with the deepest respect because that is what eminates from you. Don’t settle for less or i will find you and knock some sense into ya! LOL
Yea feelin pretty good I recon. The fibromayalgia has its bouts, but hey—I WIN EVERY TIME!!!!
Well this is very interesting. Joe, looks like “you the man!” You are a man too David. Don’t let me exclude that fact;) BUT you wrote the blog so I am referring to those readers who have the cahones to show up in this forum today and “strip” their minds of inhibitions to say something—-positive or negative.
If you are a strip club addict, step right up, Oh, and by the way I’ll give you my P.O. box number. Long as you are “giving away” money for ?????, I am a more than worthy cause! LOL LOL!
If you are a man that likes women for more than the humpty then dumpthee leg massage for $300, step right up. I’ll do it for 1/2! LOL LOL
Damn, something has come over me today—-no it is there everyday! You are right. I cannot deny my horny humor. That is what makes me soooo damnnnnn HOT! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL;)
I don’t know any strippers nor have I been to see women strip, but watching women who think male strippers are gonna give ‘em a shag is down right hilarious. You could go with your hair all askew, no make-up, and the ugliest sweats that you might have and they’ll still wave their package in your face. Something else I’ve noticed is, at least with the men dancers, they control where the receiver’s of their attentions hands are at all times. Where’s the fun in that if you don’t get a chance to touch it? In my personal life, I’ve hardly ever met a member I didn’t want to touch….
Hope you all have happily recovered from your long weekend!
Hey Bertie;
I have never been to see the male strippers (yea I have been in “prison” for 26+ years) but when I was out with my friend the night I got socked, her friend–very pretty total bitch—but pretty was calling all the guys around us dirty this and f’ing that. she told me ,”girl, please i am used to stripper guys. I have fucked almost every stripper at Le Bears, Houston big strip club. So according to her, they have all had her.
I am sorry, but I wasn’t impressed. That is ho behavior, not to mention well whatever. She fucked em all:))
Well, very intereesting points of view, I have been “dragged” into one of theso establishments and blahhhhg, not my thing. I also do not understand how can we “men” can just be so gulible and then boast about it, ‘man did you see how she was dancing for me”, duh, yeah as long as he kept on pulling the bennies,lol dumbasses. Very visual indeed!
David you could set up guys out side of the strippers club and try to convert them to change their ways and actually talk to a ladies. LOL That would be a sight. This last stetement was meant as a joke no offense intended. lol
she’s sound pretty shallow to me joan… at least you kept to your ways
cheers,
Joe
Rc
That would be a great way to get leads but so many of the men who go to a strip club think that they can actually hook up there.
Men need to accept the fact that a change is needed before they actually venture to coaching.
Coaching is about becoming more powerful from the inside out and men that go to strip clubs are still only very motivated by the outside.
I love beautiful women but they need to be amazing on the inside as well!
Darkpoet;
Cheers
Shallow? She was a damn bitch calling guys she didn’t know from Adam dirty foul names.
Yea, I refuse to conform to that kind of bitch. A guy doesn’t have to look like a damn stripper for me to be decent to him ya know?
You know me Joe. I am a straight shooter and worth someones while. Bitches like that—they are the ones who get the guys. Life is so fair isn’t it!
It kinda goes against the grain to even ponder treating anyone like that unless I am mistreated first. So basically Joan you have a friend of a friend who is not only mean but is the village bicycle as well as its idiot. What I seem to run into and I’m trying to figure this one out because my ex was like that as well is men who have the hero complex. You’re very interesting if you’re needy beyond belief or in serious need of a savior, but if you have everything together its wallflower city. Around these parts I see men picking and fetching and nose to the grind stone for women who play the helpless female routine or the drama mamas.
Its my pity party and I’ll whine if I want to! lol
I’ve got a couple of points:
Many of the men who go to strip clubs are married or in committed relationships. They are not looking to pick-up a stripper. It could be that for them the strippers are a way of satisfying their desire to see other women without there being a danger that they will be unfaithful to their wives. The fact that they can mess around with other women but not sleep with them is a good thing. They get turned on then go home to shag their wives.
I’ve been taken to a couple of such clubs in the past. The most lasting impression I have is how well those girls know how to chat-up a guy.
Most women have absolutely no idea how to do that. How to initiate & lead a conversation with a man, how to make him feel good about himself and to raise sexual tension. Some of the girls are masters at that and it’s quite amazing to have done to you because I’ve never experienced it in the real world.
You know, this will go “against the thread,” but hey nice to mix stuff up hugh? Confuse everybody where the hell they are? What blog is this??? LOL I could’t sleep so I am here to share…Like it or—-like it!
Sleepless In Texas By Joan
Sleepless in Texas the silence so loud;
You think of all things that have past made you proud;
From kids to pets, your family and friends;
In your thoughts they’re all there but no comfort that lends;
Your lonely heart sinks as your deep in the night;
You long for those arms that will hold you so tight;
A whisper so soft, full of passion you hear;
You ear bends to listen but the voice is not clear;
Do dreams in this life have a chance to come true?
As the emptiness lingers will you make it through?
As you close your eyes will there ever come rest?
When you drift off to sleep do you realize you’re blessed?
If you’ve one beside you whom truely you love;
Don’t take them for granted they’ve been sent from above;
Share with them your secrets and tell them no lies;
Kiss them with passion as you look in their eyes;
Tell them you love them out loud let them know;
With words you can tell them what actions will show;
Thank God for a love, that now days comes so rare;
We’re not all so lucky; just doesn’t seem fair.
Now, I say. Try getting that in a strip club gang! This is free from me to you. Like it or—Love it!
Robb
Good point on the married men….but i know a lot of single guys after a frustrating night at the bars head to the strip clubs to get even more frustrated,
Also ladies….robb has a great point and I am going to take it deeper.
If you want to learn how to flirt with a man you should go to a strip club and watch the way these girls flirt and use not only sexy body language but how they make eye contact and smile.
You will learn a ton from this experience.
LOL Thank you for the flirt advice David, but I got that part down;)
Just need the right guys to flirt WITH. They are out there, but I don’t believe they are in a bar or a club scene for the most part.
Any guy that will catch my interest, will do so in another environment—sober;)
Bertie,”So basically Joan you have a friend of a friend who is not only mean but is the village bicycle as well as its idiot.” this quote had me laughing, who know you were so clever
you should post more often when you can, you have alot of interesting things to say and alot of valid points, beauty and brain who knew , if only you lived closer 
Joan, wonderful verses, keep it up.
Robb, some good point thanks,
David, stay cool in that califorina heat will ya…
cheers,
Joe
Joan i’m curious? how often to you frequent the bars with your friends? i think if you’re not looking for someone in that enviroment, maybe you should stay away for a bit. find other place to hang out with friends.
cheers,
Joe
Darkpoet;
Thank you for your vote their on the versus
The friends and bars? It is not a habit that is for sure. I have been maybe 3 or 4 times in 6 months—which has proven to be too many.
You know, if I am going to be with a man, go dancing some say sexy latin dances;)—I haven’t anything against the club scene. I LOVE to dance. It is a passion of mine, good exercise and a TON OF FUN!!!!
Sooo, no hanging with the bar flys ain’t my scene. I will drink some wine here at home and turn on my music and dance solo;) or watch a movie—whatever. Public drinking holds its dangers so I try to steer clear of it.
Well, I have an appointment here ina bit so good day to all:)
Joe,
That proximity thing is my total issue. If it weren’t for old logging and forest service trails to get lost on in a jeep, I would be so outta here quick. I think I’m probably going to have to move to the city and pull a Mellencamp. Find me an LA boy and make him small town just like me. If only I could sing worth a damn, but at least my higher power enjoys my joyful noise. Thank you for you kind compliment. You’ve impressed me a time or five, thank you!
Once I was in a Scores NY in NYC. The advertising company I worked for, needed to know how many people will come to watch a specific boxing fight and sent me to collect statistics. I remember the ticket wasn
I’m not so good at the flirting thing. I mean that I can pinch you on the schoolyard the little girl’s move in response to the pig-tail pulling or if bold before it. However, without playful teasing, I’m kinda lost. I will also admit to only being bold when I’m dead-on sure that he’s game. I am trying, but so far I’m not shaking any fellows out of the redwoods yet, the gun club is filled with married men, and the supermarket is pretty hit and miss. This pretty much leaves the bars which really really are not my thing. I’ve been three times in three years. I thought about volunteering for the National Park Service, but then you only meet men who live over 500 miles away. The other hot dating spot is the prison. I mean for those that work there not the ones residing there. My friends keep telling me I should go out to work there for monetary as well as dating reasons. OY!
Bertie,
Prisons must be very depressing place
Other medical and nursing staff as well as a bunch of custody and counseling staff. Trust me I have resisted, but the financial benefits are looking mighty fine.
Bertie, you’re telling me that with your beauty and brains, no man in your little town, had enough respect to treat you like a women? come on! they must be all daff. well like i said too bad you dont live closer, Bonus is, i cook and i clean, also do laundry among other things?
Joan, how are things holding up… well i hope.
Cheers,
Joe
Hey Joe;
Thanks for askin and things are good…can’t complain;)
I am sure you can tell by my posts for the day I am extremely extreme! LOL I have been in this laughing silly mood all day. They loved me at work, but they always do! They loved me more;))
How bout you Joe? How are you doing with your writing? I have been kicking some stuff around. I think I am going to put all my poems in a book.? I don’t know Anyway, I am great for today and thats what ya gotta do with fibromayalgia—-one day at a time and set out to win!! I win everyday—sometimes barely—but I WIN!!!
Sadly Joe, no. Well there are some nice married men here. Some are good friends of mine, but its not nice to invite yourself into a compatriot’s home and sample her meat. The truth of the matter is that the major employer here is the California Department of Corrections and most of those employees are custody staff. There is a mystique that goes along with being a correctional officer and very few of the gentlemen who do that for a living can tolerate someone as independent, outspoken, and financially viable as myself. So many of my dates are from the neighboring towns which are about two hours away. Its ok though because it tends to be holiday romance like. Whether I sleep alone or with someone I still don’t have to make the bed in the morning. Aside from the aforementioned employed single men the other large part of the man population has an addiction to alcohol or methamphetamines. Neither group is really for me.
bertiethat makes me sad , where about do you do live.. i’m in boston…
i like you attitude and i like your rustic point of view, we’d get along nicely, i’m a nature freak myself. who said you have to make the bed whether two hours away from home or at home… that a very piggy thing. 21st century here… equality and all, sounds like a backwards place… they should like you for you bertie.. you seem to have a lot to offer… there loss..
cheers,
Joe
Joan i hear ya, my depression/ocd is like exact like your fibromayalia, you have to take it one day at a time, and some days are better then others… you just cant let get the best of you. no Joan i’ve havent been writing alot lately. i’ve been thinking alot, but nothing solid.. i’m glad your kicking stuff around Joan. it’s good for the mind, jogs the brain and inspires…
Cheers,
Joe
Joe;
Yea, it’s all good. Just have to get it set in the mind and the rest is a little easier as you go:) I refuse defeat! I am a conqueror;)))
The writing—it will come when you least expect it. Thinking is where it all begins so keep that mind switching gears my friend. Talk to you later:))
Ah Joe, its ok. I really don’t want someone who is going to try to walk all over me. I used to be married to a correctional officer. He didn’t mind if I led our entire lives so long as it turned out just the way he wanted. We all had to be good boys and girls around the house. You couldn’t really make any noise if he was watching tv and heaven forbid you should say something if he was reading, which thankfully wasn’t often. A good thing if the world has to stop when someone is reading, but a pity because I do find someone who is knowledgeable and well read very attractive. I am sure there are a few out there who aren’t the epitome of 1950′s macho, but the only ones I’ve met that aren’t are married. I’ve learned that its ok to not go with the crowd. That running with scissors, counting your chickens before they hatch, and attempting to go after two birds in the bushes is really ok with me. I’ve never been called rustic before…I’m hoping that’s a good thing. After all that I have to consider that not many men want a woman who spends three twelve hour days for one employer and then at least a full 24 hours straight on call for another, and when the nursing department is short an instructor, I sometimes teach. Not to mention that I sometimes get called out in the middle of the night when I’m on call and I fly wherever. Then I get home, can’t sleep and talk to myself in blogland. The first job pays the bills and the other two feed that part of my soul that needs change. Not many are ready for that here in this small town. I’m pretty easy to find. Go to the very northwest corner of California. I live about 20 miles from the CA-OR border.
Not being a man, I’m not sure I should be commenting on this blog … but there is one thing that I want to share. My former personal trainer was a very good looking bodybuilder and former Mr. Virginia. Having trained with him three days a week for four years, I can tell you that he had NO trouble attracting women and, in fact, got plenty of “action” from many beautiful women.
He used to frequent strip clubs on average two to three times a month. While I never “objected” on principle to the fact that he did this, I was always puzzled by why he was interested in going. I always used to ask him “You have NO trouble getting women. Why would you want to spend your night with these women (at the strip club), when you could be meeting women you could actually be going out with or having sex with?”
He never really gave me an answer … but it never made intuitive sense to me.
my goodness bertie, are you serious? sounds like a dicatorship for twenty years…good to be free aye? rustic is a good thing , i means you dont mind getting your feet wet. you’re a tomboy (i’m guessing).
what you need berite is a man, who know who to take care of a woman, doesnt matter if you’re on call, or worked a twelve hour shift. you need a guy who going to be there regardless, to rub your feet or curl up with you and listen to you about how your day was. you need someone to treat you right bertie. i think you desire it, you work you ass off in a job with takes alot of dedication and long hours…
you’re right knowledgeable and well read people are attractive..
cheers,
Joe
Joan i’m glad your staying strong, i dont want to you give up, your my friends and i appreciate that alot, i want you to have the best.
cheers,
Joe
Joe;
Thank you my friend. I will never give up I can promise you that.
It is sad how things in your life can change in just a few moment of time.
My heart is breaking right now Joe, so please keep me in your thoughts. I appreciate your friendship so much. Have a good day all.
I just came across your site today, so I’m late entering in to this discussion, but I have a great time going to a strip club with my friends. I’d rather not see a stripper jiggle her booty in my face or get an up close & personal view of her vagina. But the dancers … not strippers … the ladies who actually know hot to dance are so graceful and sensual. Exotic dance, when done well, is challenging and they make it look great. I am all about a great pole trick. I have never once had a lengthy conversation with a stripper or met a guy that I wanted to see again at a strip club, so I don’t go there with the intention of hooking up. For me it’s more about enjoying the arousal and living in that fantasy world for a night .. and maybe learn a few new moves to show off for the guy in my life.
David, not all people go to strip clubs to get laid!! When I go there with a bunch of my friends, we grab a drink, sit, chat, and watch pretty fit naked girls dancing. With that kind of reasoning and logic you have used in your article, you will soon ask why people to watch football? why people go out if they do not get laid…..
Even many men who go to strip clubs have girlfriends/wife and they don’t go there to get laid.
Take this advance from me as one of your fans: your best articles are those that you do NOT judge other people in them and accordingly your worst articles are those in which you try to JUDGE other people.
Everyone of us have our own tastes and different ways of enjoying life. What makes me sad reading some of your articles is that you not only judge other people’s lifestyle so brutally but make fun and laugh at them. Instead of judging each other lets try to understand each other first.
David, not all people go to strip clubs to get laid!! When I go there with a bunch of my friends, we grab a drink, sit, chat, and watch pretty fit naked girls dancing. With that kind of reasoning and logic you have used in your article, you will soon ask why people to watch football? why people go out if they do not get laid…..
Even many of the men who go to strip clubs have girlfriend/wife and they don’t go there to get laid.
Take this advice from me as one of your fans: your best articles are those that you do NOT judge other people in them and accordingly your worst articles are those in which you try to JUDGE other people.
Every one of us have our own tastes and different ways of enjoying life. What makes me sad reading some of your articles is that you not only judge other people’s lifestyles so brutally but make fun and laugh at them. Instead of judging each other lets try to understand each other first.