Role Playing
December 9, 2007 
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Role Playing
By David Wygant
Recently I went out with a woman, and we started having a conversation about sex. What a shock. Me, talking about sex?
Anyway, we started talking about things we like. Put a margarita in two adults, and the conversation usually turns to sex as quickly as snow turns to rain in New York City. So in the middle of a crowded Mexican restaurant, she told me that she likes to role play.
Now, I’ve done some “role playing” in my life. Just the other day I was in Whole Foods, and I started squeezing all the rolls to see which was the freshest. I decided to go with the kaiser roll because it felt good under my fingers. I didn’t really like the French roll because it felt a little stale.
I have never been much for role playing. I did have a girlfriend once who really enjoyed meeting me at a bar and have me seduce her into a a one-night stand.
She also made me dress up like a burglar. She would want me to come into her house late wearing a mask, rummage through her drawers, and then wake her up startling her. Then we’d get into this role playing domination fantasy.
It was some great sex. It was usually pretty fun . . . and I usually ended up with all her stash at the end of the night in her pillow case.
Besides that, though, really the kinkiest thing about me is my pubic hair. I’m really not that into role playing. What I have found living in Los Angeles, however, is that a lot of the actresses I’ve dated really enjoy some sexual role playing.
There are the “you’ve been a very bad girl” tushy spankers, a scenario which seems to interest a lot of women in Los Angeles. These women love to have their ass spanked, which is not really my cup of tea. I tend to start cracking up when I start spanking some ass.
Then there was this woman I met six or seven months ago who was really into role playing “genie and master.” I would tell her to blink her way over to my house, and then I would tell her all the things that master wanted genie to do.
Los Angeles is a very creative town, and role playing is running rampant here. A friend of mine and his girlfriend dress up in little outfits every night. They play doctor/nurse, chiropractor/patient, and they even have a pole in their bedroom so they can play stripper/patron.
The characters Smith and Samantha on “Sex & The City” spent a lot of time role playing when they first got together. Their role playing included the strangers in a bar scenario, and they even pretended to be an accountant and a taxpayer.
I am kind of traditional. I love dirty talk and I like to have sex in different places, but I stopped playing astronaut when I was five.
So I think if I was dating a woman who seriously wanted me to play doctor/patient and wanted me to examine her, that I just couldn’t keep a straight face. Then again, who knows? If she buys me one of those little kid doctor kits with the plastic stethoscope and those really gross sugar candy multicolor pills . . . I might be able to role play with her. Otherwise, I’ll leave the genie/master and the ass spanking to others.
You know what’s coming next. Christmas is coming soon. Are any of you dressing up as Santa and the little elves? Do any of you have any Santa and Mrs. Claus role playing in mind?
If you’re into role playing, let me know. I am curious about your experiences and which characters have been some of your favorites.
Personally, I prefer all women to call me “Spider Man.” Sing this song to yourself and replace your name for Spider: “Spider man, Spider man, does me whenever he can. Spin me around, watch out. Here cums my Spider man . . .”
In order to role play you will need to learn all the secrets of escalating attraction.
Todays video will show just that. You tube is having issues so please click on this link to watch. Click here.
David;
LOL You are in a very “sharing” state of mind today? You are funny.
Ahhhh yes—role playing. Hmmmmm When things were seemingly good, I was the French Maiden come to not be cleaning, but be a dirty nasty maiden—lol.
“Maid” for some very hot times together, where him begging made the lace garter the only piece of the costume left on with the sexy stilettos. (Not the stripper shoes;)
Lap dancing has always been my favorite. I don’t know if thet is role playing, bu tit is sexy as sexy gets to get a man hotter than he can stand by “body dancing” all over him after you slowwwwlyyy oil him up with a massage. (With stripper shoes included…LOL)
Hard to believe of me because I do joke and laugh all the time, but when it comes to getting sexy and sexually pleasing—the “LOLs” in my verbals are replaced with “MOLs”
MOL=Moan Out Loud!
OKKK. Whewwww! Cold shower time! MOL NEXT!
Role playing is good!
Jessica;
I guess you and I are the only ones..besides DW and his burglar get up, who are going to step up and “play the role!” LOL
Lets see if any men are bold enough to say what turns them on in role playing, or being seduced by a woman.
Hows about it guys? Any man with a good “set of twins” out there to elaborate? LOL
I agree lets here from some of you kinky types……….I know you are out there
I would love to be a slave girl! Next day I would love to be with a slave boy! Any opinions?
Daisy;
Are you talking a love slave—slave girl/boy?
If thats the case, anytime I make love I am “role playing” because I love to serve and please in full…and reciprocation is wonderful as well.
Slave sounds so—umm–”made to do it” type of language.
I love doing it so I don’t feel like a “slave,” but I like the ring of whispering “I’ll be your love slave babyyyyyy!” Hmmmmmm Interesting
i actually like role playing every once in a while. it is quite sexy, and can be romantic.
david women in LA liking to role play? especially actresses? one david it’s LA enough said. two what i learned about some actors (the ones i know) is they much rather live themselves though some other person,character etc. reasoning being some are afraid to be themselves, or when they are acting or role playing they are themselve in retrospect, they are there art.
cheers,
Joe
oh i have some big fetishes, most have to do with clothes.
cheers,
Joe
In light of celebrating small victories….
David,
You made me blush today. It was slow at work so after I finished the work email, I perused the blog. Read this one and nearly died at the kinky pubes remark. Everyone wanted to know what was so funny. Now ya really can’t tell three married women you’re laughing about kinky pubes…Well not these three anyway. The spanking thing just reminded me of the first porn I ever saw. The daddy’s little girl thing and this chick had on these elephant slippers. I still remember her feet in these ugly slippers bouncing around on the bed. So how do I tell my friends whats going on. I don’t….I just blushed…big time.
I’m also celebrating zinging my pigtail puller. He called and asked who wanted coffee before he showed up. Two of us don’t drink coffee and politely declined. The other already had her Starbucks, and I was sipping hospital coffee which is notoriously icky. So I said it looks like just me. He brings in the coffee complaining that someone will start talking about how he bought Bertie coffee and that’s how rumors get started. I laughed and said “Yeah, like anyone would think we are a couple….” paused for effect, and told him, “You’re way too old for me!” He was quiet for a bit. Til he started in about how I just stand around making jokes instead of actually working. Damn, but that was fun!
Oh and the great date, too…
I was smiling awfully big and he said “What?” It took me a moment to just say it, but I did. “I was just thinking about how very attractive you are.”
As to the fetishes….
I absolutely abhor that naughty nurse fantasy and nothing will turn me off quicker.
Beyond that I’ll just leave it to everyone’s imagination….
I am all about making you blush…….I was the only one today that had a true confession.
Just the other night this girl i have been hanging with wanted to put on a cop outfit and read me my rights…
But i had other ideas and my ideas were……
Ahodee Ahodeee Hoddee did Bobby see some role playing…..man did bobby here and he saw some intense shit tonight on the internet.
A client of mine has this lets say….shot fetish and last night emailed me this.
http://www.2girls1cup.com
Now all of you need to take a deep breath and realize what you are about to see will be one of the sexiest things you have ever seen in your life.
It makes the sex i want to have with Taleda…..Taleda I once knew a girl named Taleda. She was ever so hot for Bob Jr.
Anyway Taleda the Bunny Boiler really needs to show her wacky erotic self back here so Bobby can place a finger deep inside her sweet little pussy:)
Anyway all of need to watch that video.
Much Love on a Sunday night from the Good Dr.
Dr Bob Out
One last thing.
http://www.2girls1finger.com
I am all about Tantric sex and what the finger can do.
Hey All
I am back from a week in Vegas looking for my love Talada.
I think this is her
http://www.2girls1cup.com
I found her and her nasty shitty friend doing this in my hotel room.
I had to watch along with my friend Kermit.
You need to see Taleda….Theres a reason why she has been so quiet.
Hey All
I am back from a week in Vegas looking for my love Talada. And what a week it was.
I think this is her
http://www.2girls1cup.com
I found her and her nasty shitty friend doing this in my hotel room.
I had to watch along with my friend Kermit.
You need to see Taleda….Theres a reason why she has been so quiet.
DAVID:
I guess once again I am the ghost writer to you———I had not one but TWO true confessions on role playing??
Am I that borish that you just skip anything I might post??
Let me answer that—No I am not:) I write good shit, you just miss out in not reading it!!!!!!!!
Dr. Bob Bombay Blahhhhhhhhhhh
Well, just when you think you have seen it all you make the mistake of clicking a dumbass wevsite. Where the hell do you find this “SHIT?”
Please don’t tell me you are that damn gross and sick to watch a woman shit in a cup and share it..gaaaaaaaaaag…GAHDDDDDDD Ok I am sorry—you are gross as hell. I am sure I am not alone in that thought when it comes to this sick ass video.
Cumming?–OK Shitting—A bunch of crap!!!!
My concensus is that a little dress up every once in a while is fun & ultra exciting/sexy. As long as you are both on the same page AND it’s beneficial to both then it can be a very exhilirating exploit. For me, the key is that the fantasy doesn’t overshadow the actual, authentic attraction; the reason you are drawn to your consort in the first place. It totally depends where you are in your relationship & what you are trying to achieve. If you’ve been together a long time it’s probably a necessity to try new things to keep your relationship exciting & fresh. If you are looking for a long-term relationship, role playing right off the bat may be a sign that your partner (or you) are incapable (or scared shitless) of intimacy. It’s one way to not be yourself aka not really feel (hurt, rejected, etc). All I have to say is Don’t get me wrong there are people who are exactly on the same page; it’s all about just getting laid- good for them! Sex is a primal urge just as eating & surving is. Communication & honesty are essential & when you are true to yourself & others you can feel good about yourself thus making others view you in a positive light. You’ve heard the saying, “You can’t love someone unless you love yourself”? The same is true about attractiing someone or something positive in your life. If you aren’t confident or happy within yourself then how can you expect someone that you respect to respect or have interest in you? If they did you would wonder ‘what’s wrong with them’? Using someone or leading them on is juvenile, pathetic & unnecessary. I’ve done it. I was young. I’m ashamed because it’s been done to me & it feels awful. I’ve learned from it & become a better person. I realize everyone is different so please don’t take this as judging. I’m only offering my opinion…which I should add is a pretty knowledgable one (through formal education & tons of personal encouters). At this point in my life it is unlikely that I would have a sexual encounter with someone that I am solely physically attracted to. What turns me on is someone who I can talk to ABOUT ANYTHING. Someone that takes an interest in me & someone who is interesting. Someone who is confident but not cocky. Someone who is genuine; we can tell when you’re trying to smooze us! Someone that isn’t just trying to get me in bed. Someone that realizes that I have so much more to offer than just my looks. Of course there has to be that physical chemistry that you can’t fake. I have had all sorts of sexual encounters; the good, the bad, the ugly & the magnificent ( which are few & far between.) I have grown from all of them & only crave the magnificent. Lastly, I think the people who can’t get off UNLESS they create a fantasy senario are depriving themselves of so many amazing possibilities. They should try to get real instead of living in a delusional world.
BTW I am cop girl from the other night. David & I were looking at my Halloween photos from the Playboy mansion where I was dressed up as a naughty cop. He said I looked hot & I said I would love to wear it for him & read him his rights & arrest him. I meant it, but I also knew that I was glad that he wasn’t all over me about it. He didn’t need that fantasy or role playing to have an insane attraction to me. What turned me on is that he wanted the REAL me; which showed me that he isn’t like the countless men I meet that just want to F me. Not that he didn’t want to F me & not that we didn’t have intense, incredible, amazing OFF THE CHARTS sex, but that there was something unique & real about him. I know that we have a connection that definitely goes deeper than solely sexual magnetism. It’s not about where it’s going to go; it’s about getting the most out of every moment. If those moments are extraordinary, have more. If they’re not; you tried, you learned & you’ll try again & find exactly what you are looking for as long as you belive it.
If a blog isn’t posted for a few days; it’s probably because officer naughty had to make an arrest. I HOPE you’ll understand!
My concensus is that a little dress up every once in a while is fun & ultra exciting/sexy. As long as you are both on the same page AND it’s beneficial to both then it can be a very exhilirating exploit. For me, the key is that the fantasy doesn’t overshadow the actual, authentic attraction; the reason you are drawn to your consort in the first place. It totally depends where you are in your relationship & what you are trying to achieve. If you’ve been together a long time it’s probably a necessity to try new things to keep your relationship exciting & fresh. If you are looking for a long-term relationship, role playing right off the bat may be a sign that your partner (or you) are incapable (or scared shitless) of intimacy. It’s one way to not be yourself aka not really feel (hurt, rejected, etc). All I have to say is you will only get what you give. If you want the real deal you have to put yourself out there. It’s worth all the anguish & rejection you experience on your journey once you find it. Don’t get me wrong there are people who are exactly on the same page; it’s all about just getting laid- good for them! Sex is a primal urge just as eating & surving is. There is nothing wrong with just wanting someone for sexual encounters. Not to be sexist but let’s face the facts men & women are completely different beings (thank God!) Be upfront & honest about what you want & where the situation is or is NOT going! Communication & honesty are essential & when you are true to yourself & others you can feel good about yourself thus making others view you in a positive light. You’ve heard the saying, “You can’t love someone unless you love yourself”? The same is true about attracting someone or something positive in your life. If you aren’t confident or happy within yourself then how can you expect someone that you respect to respect you or have interest in you? If they did you would wonder ‘what’s wrong with them’? Using someone or leading them on is juvenile, pathetic & unnecessary. I’ve done it. It’s been done to me. I’m older & wiser & my views have changed. Life is short why waste your time in something that isn’t making you happy or a better person? I realize everyone is different so please don’t take this as judging. I’m only offering my opinion…which I should add is a pretty knowledgable one (through formal education & tons of personal encounters). At this point in my life it is unlikely that I would have a sexual encounter with someone that I am solely physically attracted to. What turns me on is someone who I can talk to ABOUT ANYTHING. Someone that takes an interest in me & someone who is interesting. Someone who is confident but not cocky. Someone who is genuine; we can tell when you’re trying to smooze us! Someone that isn’t just trying to get me in bed. Someone that realizes that I have so much more to offer than just my looks. Of course there has to be that physical chemistry that you just cannot fake. I have had all sorts of sexual liaisons; the good, the bad, the ugly & the magnificent ( which are few & far between.) I have grown from all of them & only crave & pursue the magnificent. Lastly, I think the people who can’t get off UNLESS they create a fantasy senario are depriving themselves of so many amazing possibilities. They should try to get real instead of living in a delusional world.
BTW I am cop girl from the other night. David & I were looking at my Halloween photos from the Playboy mansion where I was dressed up as a naughty cop. He said I looked hot & I said I would love to wear it for him & read him his rights & arrest him. I meant it, but I also knew that I was glad that he wasn’t all over me about it. He didn’t need that fantasy or role playing to have an insane attraction to me. What turned me on is that he wanted the REAL me; which showed me that he isn’t like the countless men I meet that just want to F me. Not that he didn’t want to F me & not that we didn’t have intense, incredible, amazing OFF THE CHARTS sex, but that there was something unique & real about him. He gets me! I know that we have a connection that definitely goes deeper than solely sexual magnetism. It’s not about where it’s going to go; it’s about getting the most out of every moment. If those moments are extraordinary, have more. If they’re not; you tried, you learned & you’ll try again & find exactly what you are looking for as long as you belive it.
If a blog isn’t posted by him for a few days; it’s probably because Officer Naughty had to make an arrest. I HOPE you’ll understand!
Dr. Bob,
Welcome back!
You have an interesting energy!
And where is Taleda in these days? Does anyone know?
Dear Officer Naughty,
How do you know who should be arrested and who is not? Or you arrest all of them?
Well, how nice to see Dr Bob again, and his friends that are living proof that some people will do anything for a fix.
David,
Not fair! I told about my abhorrence. That’s a true confession. Besides a few secrets are my prerogative….
taleda doesnt come on a much anymore, as far as i’m known.
bertie, yes a few secret if not all are your perogative. i agree.
Joan,bertie, Daisy would you like to be handcuffed with my fuzz handcuffs and search for naughty items or maybe you’d rather be blindfolded and tied to a chair and interogated either way the only way to get free is to do what you are told
cheers,
Joe
Joe;
LOL You nasty thing you…..does that involve thigh high boots?
Cool!
thigh high boots, are we getting into fetishes now,
daisy is will be anything but cool lol
Cheers,
Joe
Joe,
You big tease……
Just reminds me of that song…….
….are you in the mood for some dude, are you in the mood to be subdued….
You can take your pick.
Officer Naughty,
How do you handcuffed them? Can you describe a process, step-by-step? I want to learn it! I am a very good student! LOL
Daisy,
I only arrest the ones that need to be handcuffed to my bed. It’s a very privileged few. Why have you been up to no good?