Jacob Is Our Leader – Anyone For Hoops?
May 15, 2009 
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Yesterday I took a little two hour break in the middle of the day to watch the season finale of Lost. If you haven’t seen it yet, do not read what I’m about to write.
I can’t believe that their leader is the same as ours – Jacob – or that when they killed Jacob they also killed Yakub. For those of you who didn’t know before where he lives, he lives in a foot.
How is Locke dead and alive at the same time. Also, poor Sawyer! He finally finds love . . . only to have it slip through his fingers.
I’ll be coaching the Bootcamp this weekend. For the rest of you who want to meet women, I suggest you grab a basketball, head to the park and play this great new game.
Remember when you were a kid, and you and your friends used to go out on a late summer day (when the sky was still blue and the sun was not as blazing hot), and you challenged your friends to a fun game of Horse?
Do you remember challenging your friends to a game of Horse? It’s a game played with a basketball where you had to spell out the letters H-O-R-S-E, and the loser would probably get a noogie or a dead-leg or something. It was fun tossing the ball into the hoop and doing some male bonding.
I mentioned this old game to a female friend of mine, who suggested that an adult version of this kid classic might be pretty fun. Instead of calling it Horse, though, you’d call it “Whore.”
She suggested that to play Whore, the object would be to spell it — W-H-O-R-E. Instead of a noogie, the loser becomes the other person’s whore for the night, and would have to perform anything sexual that the winner wants. Now there’s a good date!
Another version of this game could be called “Strip Whore,” and could be a closer version to the original. When you’re playing this version, make sure you do it late at night and in your own backyard. Play it just like Horse with the basketball, except as each person spells out a letter they must remove an article of clothing. It’s going to get really hard to concentrate on your shots after a few letters are spelled out.
Interesting twist! My brother and I used to do “slave week” – like a mini-olympics – where we each picked an equal number of games in which to compete and the loser had to be the other’s slave for the following week. It usually entailed doing each other’s chores – like taking out the garbage, doing dishes and cleaning up the dog poop. HORSE was one of the games in our olympics, along with chess, checkers, darts, board games, etc. Can you envision an updated, adult version of that now? Hmmm.
Maybe in your new version, if one side loses a round, the other person gets to put back on an article of clothing. Wouldn’t that make folks more competitive?
Great idea for a new game no more horse playing for me:)
oh geez i am dead, someone help me back to life LOL
i have no idea about what you talking about never watched lost, i now have to check it out!
CJ- maybe amy sorry i mean ami will come kiss you and you will turn from a frog to a prince charming:)
David you always have a way with words don’t ya
From horse to whore not a bad idea
That is a very creative thinking now I will take my lady friend in my backyard more often and play whore. I know she will lov eit.
K:
Call me Master;-)
You Wish, DTO. Now I know enough to stack the deck!
Yakub,
Hold on, I’m calling the medics for you