Comments on: It Was The Dog I Swear!!! http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/ Sex. Relationships. Dating. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Tue, 22 May 2012 21:50:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Joe Rott http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8973 Joe Rott Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:55:51 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8973 And never ever eat beans, refried or whole., that's a disaster waiting to happen lmao!! And never ever eat beans, refried or whole., that’s a disaster waiting to happen lmao!!

]]> By: Joe Rott http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8972 Joe Rott Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:55:07 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8972 hmmm farting etiquette during sex. Never really had this problem, as I know what to eat and what not to eat. My ex girlfriend liked to dine out like 99 percent of the time, so some nights were risky; particularly after chinese food. I always slid into the bathroom before sex and let that smelly turd fly(with 10 courtesy flush of course to eliminate odor)thus eliminating da gas problem. And once a shower was taken and off to bed. That's why I never eat anything too serious before I know sex is inevitable. A good salad will do. hmmm farting etiquette during sex. Never really had this problem, as I know what to eat and what not to eat. My ex girlfriend liked to dine out like 99 percent of the time, so some nights were risky; particularly after chinese food. I always slid into the bathroom before sex and let that smelly turd fly(with 10 courtesy flush of course to eliminate odor)thus eliminating da gas problem. And once a shower was taken and off to bed. That’s why I never eat anything too serious before I know sex is inevitable. A good salad will do.

]]> By: Joan http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8872 Joan Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:31:53 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8872 lol Well from my experience, labs aren't a gassy breed---now a freaking pug? Most disgusting dog in the planetary system. My sincere apologies to anyone who has a pug. I am sorry you knew no better than to own one! LOL LMAO David; I am glad to hear you are a higher level connector. We both know that when you have that, sex isn't good it is pheunominal. lol Well from my experience, labs aren’t a gassy breed—now a freaking pug? Most disgusting dog in the planetary system.
My sincere apologies to anyone who has a pug.
I am sorry you knew no better than to own one! LOL LMAO

David;
I am glad to hear you are a higher level connector.
We both know that when you have that, sex isn’t good it is pheunominal.

]]> By: Joan http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8869 Joan Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:15:36 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8869 LOL Hey I have always said me and math don't mix LOL Well the smell must of been hell If it woke you up, must have been good dinner and better sex! lol LOL Hey I have always said me and math don’t mix LOL

Well the smell must of been hell
If it woke you up, must have been good dinner and better sex! lol

]]> By: Joan http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8868 Joan Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:13:52 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8868 Jessica; LOL Well, usually one blog a day, as well as catch the comments that come in from others. Sometimes, like tonight I will think of something and go back to read the blog---if I can find it--where it was at. OH YEAH! DAVID?? "joan i do not see what you are talking about, can you be more specific thanks" Although you did not punctuate this as a question, formatably it is a n inquiry? DAVID?? Do you see where I am referring to?? I guess i "stole your question mark with my qyestion back----that hasn't gotten an answer- ;) LOL Had to go ther darlin:) It is just the nature of my beast within The beast of inquiry -LOL Jessica;

LOL Well, usually one blog a day, as well as catch the comments that come in from others.

Sometimes, like tonight I will think of something and go back to read the blog—if I can find it–where it was at. OH YEAH!

DAVID??
“joan

i do not see what you are talking about,

can you be more specific

thanks”
Although you did not punctuate this as a question, formatably it is a n inquiry?

DAVID??

Do you see where I am referring to??

I guess i “stole your question mark with my qyestion back—-that hasn’t gotten an answer- ;) LOL

Had to go ther darlin:) It is just the nature of my beast within
The beast of inquiry -LOL

]]> By: Joan http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8866 Joan Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:05:38 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8866 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh LOLLLL haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! DAVID????????????? Are you sure it wasn't Daphne???? Gahhhhhhhhhd so funny!!!!! LMAO Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh LOLLLL haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
DAVID?????????????
Are you sure it wasn’t Daphne????

Gahhhhhhhhhd so funny!!!!! LMAO

]]> By: David Wygant http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8870 David Wygant Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:20:28 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8870 both..... but i must say with her the meal was better than the sex. she did not last very long in my life. she was a 2 week kind of fling...long time ago when i was a young lad:) now i am all about connecting at a much higher level and my diet no longer wakes me up in the middle of the night.. though i must say that daphne is not at all very gassy.......so i can not blame it on her both…..

but i must say with her the meal was better than the sex.

she did not last very long in my life.

she was a 2 week kind of fling…long time ago when i was a young lad:)

now i am all about connecting at a much higher level and my diet no longer wakes me up in the middle of the night..

though i must say that daphne is not at all very gassy…….so i can not blame it on her

]]> By: David Wygant http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8867 David Wygant Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:08:17 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8867 joan 10 years ago.....daphne is 5. so lets do the math..... but i did have a golden retriever at the time but if you must know......and this will really get you laughing, when i was fully awake i realized that it was my own personal brand. we all know our own smells:) joan

10 years ago…..daphne is 5.

so lets do the math…..

but i did have a golden retriever at the time but if you must know……and this will really get you laughing,

when i was fully awake i realized that it was my own personal brand.

we all know our own smells:)

]]> By: David Wygant http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8865 David Wygant Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:41:10 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8865 hunter about 10 years ago i was dating this woman and we went to mortons steak house for a big meal...steaks wine dessert. we went home and had crazy sex churning the meal all around in the belly. we then passed out and i was awaken by this awful smell, i was spooning her and all i could smell was an awful odor that was funneling its way up between our bodies. i started laughing thinking that this girl was farting in her sleep so bad that she was not even aware that it woke me up. then all of a sudden i realized it was not her but me:) i laughed even more that my own gas woke me up. hunter

about 10 years ago i was dating this woman and we went to mortons steak house for a big meal…steaks wine dessert.

we went home and had crazy sex churning the meal all around in the belly.

we then passed out and i was awaken by this awful smell, i was spooning her and all i could smell was an awful odor that was funneling its way up between our bodies.

i started laughing thinking that this girl was farting in her sleep so bad that she was not even aware that it woke me up.

then all of a sudden i realized it was not her but me:)

i laughed even more that my own gas woke me up.

]]> By: hunter http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/234/#comment-8864 hunter Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:35:46 +0000 http://blog.davidwygant.com/it-was-the-dog-i-swear/#comment-8864 to DW I remember being in bed, with no clothes on, and she farted...I was kissing her on the lips, so, it didn't matter....I laughed, the next day, thinking about what happened.. to DW

I remember being in bed, with no clothes on, and she farted…I was kissing her on the lips, so, it didn’t matter….I laughed, the next day, thinking about what happened..

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