How To Have Great Morning Sex
May 1, 2008 
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Initiate Morning Sex By David Wygant
Hey everybody… I’m sitting here, chilling out on the beach, which is always a good thing. There is nothing better than living in Southern California and taking a Friday off!!!
I’ve just been spending the day getting new t-shirts – there’s something about me, I’m always looking for the best-fitting t-shirts and the best-fitting pair of jeans. So far I have not found the best-fitting pair of jeans, and I’ve found some pretty amazing-fitting t-shirts, but then again, this blog is not about my obsession with shopping, my obsession with buying jeans and t-shirts.
This blog is also not about taking a Friday afternoon off – which I really recommend to many of you. Then again, it’s also not about hanging out with the dog on the beach, which is something fun too. What this blog is about is how to initiate amazing morning sex.
Personally, I’m not really a big morning sex fan – it’s just not my favorite time of the day. First of all, yeah, I do wake up with an erection every morning, but I’ve been waking up with erections every morning since I was probably one year old! It’s not really a thrill anymore. Secondly, I’m not really awake in the morning. It’s not like I need coffee or anything to get my morning going, it’s just that I’m not fully alert.
My favorite time of the day to have sex is about ten o’clock at night – I find it really erotic, relaxing, soothing. You can take a long, hot shower with your lover before you get into bed. You can light candles, and put on some great music – that’s my favorite time of the day.
But sometimes morning sex is a lot of fun – like this morning! I’m sitting here right now with your friend (and mine) Officer Naughty. I wanted her to share what it takes to really turn a woman on in the morning first thing after she wakes up.
So let me ask you a question: what is the first thing a guy should do if he wants to initiate morning sex? A lot of men, as you know, Officer Naughty, just sit there with their boner and poke the woman in the back – I did a blog about that a long time ago, about the morning boner and how men just think that it’s so cool to poke a woman in the morning and just stick it in.
I’m sorry guys, but foreplay is what turns her on at night, why do you think morning sex is so much different? They don’t want you to just stick your penis inside of them and start moving. So how do you get really turned on in the morning? Officer Naughty, I know you’re not really a morning sex person…
Officer Naughty: No, I’m definitely not a morning sex person at all, which is one reason I think we’re so compatible – I like the ten o’clock time at night too.
The reason I don’t like morning sex is the same reason as David – I’m not fully awake, and I need my sleep. I don’t like to have sex unless I’m feeling really hot and sexy, and in the morning I can assure you that I am not feeling hot and sexy until I shower!
You can still have great sex in the morning, but I would recommend when you first go to the bathroom, just really quickly use some mouthwash, or brush your teeth. You can then come back and don’t be sticking your dick in my back, because I hate that!
I would say cuddle, caress – that’s how I get in the mood. Whisper into my ear – tell me sexy things about me and about last night or the night before – whatever it may be. Hearing stuff like that definitely gets me aroused.
David: So just kind of bring you back to the climatic moment from the night before?
Officer Naughty: Yeah, I love rehashing what transpired the night before in our sex life. David is really good at reminding me of those little details – not that I forgot, but I think he loves talking about it the next day.
David: Yeah, talking about it the next day is great, because it brings you back to that moment. So if a guy is there in the morning, caressing her and stuff, once again – are there any ways to make sure that morning sex is really successful?
Let’s say the guy has gone through some of the stuff that you’ve talked about – he’s caressing, he brushes his teeth, he’s rubbing her body, and he’s talking about the night before…
Officer Naughty: Reassure me that I look really beautiful in the morning – that’s another way. I just don’t feel like I look my best in the morning, and so if you’re telling me how hot I look and how badly you want me, and I’ve had a chance to also go brush my teeth and use the restroom – I’m pretty sure if you do all the things I’ve just described, she’s going to want to give it to you.
David: And should morning sex be long, or fast? What is the best type of morning sex?
Officer Naughty: I think it just really depends. Most guys in the morning are just looking to get off, which every once in awhile, that’s fine too; I’m not opposed to that. But I would say that it doesn’t need to be a huge event like it is at night. But maybe pay some more attention to the woman rather than just trying to get off in the morning. If you do that, we’ll be more inclined to have more morning sex with you!
David: What about going down on you in the morning?
Officer Naughty: Sure, that’s fun!
David: So, in summation, it’s really about reconnecting after you’ve cuddled all night and not just about feeling like the guy wants to masturbate inside you?
Officer Naughty: Exactly! You’ve hit the nail on the head.
David: Well, thanks!
Officer Naughty: Speaking of doing things to your head…
David: That’s why they call her Officer Naughty!
Todays video is all about how to meet women at the gym.
Damn… maybe I should have stayed over last night too… maybe I would have heard some interesting things while working in your office ;p
Well, I personally really like BOTH morning sex and evening sex … but they are very different. I like evening sex for all the reasons you and Ms. Naughty mentioned.
What I really like about morning sex is in part what you don’t like about it. I love when you’re not quite awake, and you start to explore each other in the darkness. You’re so relaxed and, I think, much more sensitive to arousal.
Get in that spooning position right when you’re waking up … and it can REALLY be a good morning
Khiem: I am sorry for being so noisy last night. Kind of. Actually not really.
I forgot you were still there and then David reminded me. It totally turned me on even more knowing you were in the other room listening. I suggested that we crack the bedroom door open more but neither of us were willing to leave the bed.
David: I would have thoroughly enjoyed rehashing last night this morning. After reading this blog that we wrote a while ago I must admit I think I’m liking morning sex a lot more these days!
Kate: I love being spooned in the morning & forked can be pretty awesome too!
You’re welcome, anytime I can help out a friend in need.
You guys make it seem so obvious in retrospect why I never used to get any in the morning. I used to never think of anything but myself!!!
But I’m still not quite ready to give up the dick-poking cold turkey…What if you made it into a playful foreplay game? Or is dick-poking just a turn-off no matter how suave you are?
Also, great question and answer about meeting people at the gym!
The best part about morning sex is when the woman realizes the man is hard, and she simply takes control – with her hands, mouth, butt, whatever is sexy. Morning sex isn’t about long drawn-out foreplay, it’s about getting off while you wake up. And for a girlfriend to occasionally just get the guy off is amazing. He will repay her at night ten-fold! (And maybe he did the night before)
Naughty
Forget about re hashing
Let’s make it even more intense!
Kate
Fondling around in the dark is quite fun!
I never knew you were a fondler
Bring it on morning, noon or night!
David – Yes, it is!! It’s true … and I am a lot of things when i’m in the dark with a guy
I’m much more of a morning person than he is, so I tend to be awake when the fooling about is initiated. He’s a night person. It’s a give-and-take situation; he’s careful how late he keeps me up, I’m careful how earily I get him up. And though it’s not necessarily my preference, my Man and I tend to fool around more in the morning. Also partially because my room mate has worked mornings for a while, and isn’t around.
I found one of my favorite wake-up methods by accident. The alarm clock is on his side of the bed. He’s never coherent enough to find it and turn it off, so I always lean over and turn it off. But let me tell you, the instant he feels me against him, he’s awake!
Supposing I had my own space and no room mate, I’d probably like night playtime too. Dinner, candles, whatever. There’s something so alluring about not being able to see and knowing anyway.
I think part of the exploring demands varying the ambiance. Hopefully the woman in my next relationship won’t put the intimacy second to other activities. I’m not saying I don’t want to do other things but they should come from the intimate sharing too, not only lead up to it.
When the light is on it can add detail to the visual, but I still go by “feel”. Candle light is nice. I don’t care for it as much when a woman wants the lights off and sheets on. It feels restrictive, like she’s putting walls up.
Coby,
That is one cute trick
Ahhhhh I am in my new place…it is freaking beautiful overlooking the lake and I am ready to have sex there….LOL!
Morning, noon and night are my favorite times to get down and dirty, but nighttime is the righttime:)
If I feel a morning woody….I think that is a huge turn on and I want in on it….or I want to suck it up…so to speak..
First hands slow, then toungue…slowwwww….then soft kisses…slowwwww then by that time you have movement from the person attached to that erotic erection and it is time to really wake him up with some mouth service until he is about ready to explode.
Pull back and kiss and lick soft all the way up his warm body then navigate your way to a slow ride. Sometimes that slow ride can end up in an overheated sound barrier breaking finish.
Mmmm yes….I wood that I wood the wood of his wood and ROCK HIS “WOOD!”
C’mon vacation….everything is wooding good
Joan,
That sounds breath taking.
It must be incredible waking up…
… seeing the lake.
Ken;
lol Yes…this place is just rediculously wonderful.
Oh…ehemmmm
Yes well waking up wood be really nice to a wood and I wood if I could, and I will in time thrill.
Plans of wonders are so close…1 week and vacation is HAPPENING!!!!!!
Ken:
Are you the one who told me things have a way of working out just a while back?
I do believe you are, and if so…or whoever it was thaty said it….yes they do work out, and whan they do things are all the more exciting
Pete – I was delighted when I found it out! It’s super effective, though it’s losing a bit of luster now, since he’s starting to equate the alarm clock noises with me on top of him. Now I have to come up with something else!
Joan,
It sounds like something from our conversation the other day. I really do believe that things have a way of working out for the best.
Sometimes, (like now) I just wish they wood cum together a little faster for me.
I woodn’t mind the wait so much if I wood know something good is cumming soon.
Ken;
LOL I am sorry to laugh, but I could not have written that better myself if I tried.
Yes, I thought it was you.
Hey, I guess things cum when their is enough stimulation to cause reaction to action…lol
Hang in there…well…so to speak…and good things I am sure will be cumming at you from every angle.
Joan,
Good things cum to those who wait.
It’s been much too long since I’ve been able to have a fun conversation loaded with innuendo. I remember going to a Duncan Donuts and commenting on the French Cruller I was eating; the textures, firm on the outside, but soft on the inside… and how to nibble it, and savor the flavor…
David,
I know the “experts” who develop community sites on the internet say the emails that go out announcing another message was posted should not include the contents. They say you want to force people to come to the site to see what was added.
When I get those I wait until I have(make) the time to check. When I get the notifications from your site, I immediately start thinking of my reply, then go to the site to respond.
Keep following your own drummer…
… or is it a wind instrument, that gets blown…
… or a string instrument, that gets stroked…
A site that’s informative, and FUN.
phone conversation with a woman.)
(I just had a nice
Ken;
Well I hope you are right…because I have waited long enough for this cumming event…
Hmmm I am French and a french crueller sounds very be cumming…LOL!
Ok, the thoughts going through my head, are about anothers head going head to head with the head up! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MUST SLEEEP! Have a great weekend all!
Sleep is very much in order here…
Joan – That’s hilarious!
Coby;
lol I think it would fall more under the category of DELIRIOUS! Lol
Between packing cleaning and moving myself, and keeping up with online classes….delirium had set in.
My grandma used to work very hard in their garden, because barring the cow…they grew EVERYTHING they ate (and it was amazingly wondeful i do remember)
She would be so sore at the end of each day she would always say, “I would have to feel better to die.” I always wondered WTH that really meant. I am so sore and bruised up…”I would have to feel better to die!” LOL
Grandma…I gotcha
That is the point when you become hilariously deliriously in need of serious sleep (after a jet tub soak)
Haha keep em coming Coby!
Great post Dave.
Oh yes, Pete, I intend to!
Joan. You’re nuts.
LOL
Coby, what are you plotting, you creative little maniac?
Pete:
If I am nuts…..it is only because I have NEED of “nuts!” Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL
So what’s this, we now have a Ross Jeffries impersonator kissing ass on the blog?
Pete:
If I am nuts…..it is only because I have NEED of “nuts!” and all the attachments…attached to the attachee….Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL
Pete:
Who is Ross Jeffries? I see the 3 word post, but who is the real Ross Jeffries?
Would the real Ross Jeffries please STAND UP! LOL
Haha you wanna ask David for some walnuts then. He’s always handing people his ‘nuts’
Joan, Ross Jeffries is the guy from the link on the blog earlier. He made this little contest by trash-talking David, which he appeared to have lost.
Pete:
Oh, ok…I have been “out of the loop,” so to speak with movong and school. What blog was that? I missed it I do believe…or did I really MISS anything if hes a trash talker?
No you didn’t miss it. You openly despised it
As far as I know, the guy randomly assaulted David with some bs, and David just kicked ass.
Remember now?
Ok funner topic now. Let’s get back to nuts.
j/k
goodnight!
Speaking of nuts, today I just happen to be wearing my boxers covered with pictures of squirrels asking “Got Nuts?”
I have a whole assortment of boxers for my own amusement. It’s a part of my wardrobe that I like and am slowly expanding. (wore standard white briefs for years.) Not that it’s going to make a difference, but since I started buying these when my last relationship ended, I have no idea what women think of “fun” boxers.
One pair I call my Pinocchio boxers because they have a face. (two eyes and a mouth with a tongue sticking out.)
Ken;
You ARE nuts…lol! I had to laugh at the pinocchio drawers….is it up to you if the nose grows…LOL haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMBO
You are funny!
Joan,
I won’t say it’s completely voluntary…
But I do have control over when the nose blows.
Wishing for an allergy…
Sneezing can be fun!
Ken;
LMAO! Ohh you are funny!! I am glad you have control over the nose blowing….That will ensure a better sneeze when it cums. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL
Joan you are stealing my line from the other day! Ha-Ha-Ha. You know the one I stole from Eminem!!
I may be wrong and I often am but I think you were the one who mistook them to say “devaginize” instead of devirginize (hope i spelled it right) unless it was Bertie.
DAVID, whether or not this is the real Ross Jefferies or not; you should do as you are doing and not say anything. I read what he said to you on the other site and it was pretty shitty for what he said. You as usual kept your reply just about as civil as you could. You are always saying to the men on this blog that they should act like a man and behave like a man. You are a gentleMAN who behaved like a real man not bothered by what some so and so said about you. You stood up for yourself like a man but didn’t step down to his level and behave like an immature man like he did on that day.
He may not apologize in public or maybe never not even in person because his maturity level may never reach yours.
DAVID I remember many months ago how you offered to give some of your products for free to Steven K. (another Long Islander like myself) who has been suffering with a stuttering problem and meeting ladies because of it. It’s sad he no longer posts here; I think he got scared off by another asswipe who mocked him and his stuttering. You were awesome and did not brag about giving him your product. Ross Jeffries obviously likes to brag about himself instead of waiting for people like me to brag about you David. You gave this to Steven because you just give of yourself and are kind and generous person. Keep up the goodwork David.
Jim
I learned a long time ago.
Take the high road.
When someone has anger towards someone they have never met it usually is something they do not like about themselves.
Where is Steven K.
you are missed my friend and its time to have you post again!!!
Jim L;
lol Yes, I confess…I could have sworn I heard devaginize, but i think it was the thick accent? It made me sick and laugh simultaneously!