Yeah, so we’ve had a blog that says, “make her beg” before but this one will be much better.
Have you ever woken up with that morning erection? Most guys do.
But here’s the thing about it – the way to wake up with a morning erection is not to poke her in the back between the ribs and say, “look at my dick!” That doesn’t work. We’ve all tried that plenty of times before.
Hell, I’ve even written a blog about ‘morning boner,’ which really talks about all the ways to turn her off with your morning boner – here’s the link:
But how do you really turn her on in the morning?
Well, you should just act like the boner is no big deal. Ignore the boner! Act like you’ve already had it. Just like we talk about when you’re seducing a woman, make it seem like you’ve done this a thousand times – like you just had sex last night, but she doesn’t know it.
So what do you do with this morning boner?
You just kind of casually brush it up against her. You kiss her a little bit. You don’t acknowledge it – you let her acknowledge it. Because if she feels that throbbing member close to her, and you’re not acting like a four-year-old saying, “feel my dick!” she’s going to get really turned on.
So what’s a great way to turn her on, and keep her hot all day long?
Give her what she wants, but don’t release what you need to do. This means you should climb inside of her, and get her off a few times in the morning, but don’t cum. Tell her you want to build it up all day long; tell her you want to think about her all day long.
Tell her you want to have a fun, long session that night, but right now, it’s all about her. You just want to get her off and you want to make her feel really good.
That is going to get her amped up all day long. She’s going to be all over Mr. Boner later on that day. She’ll be thinking about that boner all day long, and she’s going to be dreaming about that boner all day long.
Make it about her for a little while, because when you make it about her, you’re really going to turn her on and make her feel great. You’re really going to go further sexually than you’ve ever gone before.
So the next time you wake up with a morning boner, get her off! Go side to side – which is one of my favorite positions – side to side, leg on top of her, rolled on the side. Take your morning boner, put it inside and start rubbing her clit gently. Get her to cum a few quick times. Give her that morning orgasm.
And then you just kick back and wait until later, because she will give you the ride of your life that night!
being 19,
having a painful erection when i wake up every morning is a given…… : )
David, what a HOT post … I am literally tingling right now!
The position and “morning activity” you describe is actually something a lover of mine and I have done on multiple occasions, and it is one of my all-time favorite ways to wake up
And may I corroborate for all the men reading this, that by doing this to a woman in the morning you will absolutely be repaid for it tenfold later that night!
BTW David, that “Morning Boner” blog is one of my all-time FAVORITE blogs you’ve ever done. It still makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I re-read it. thanks for bringing it back once again
lol didn’t realize my boner was such a powerful thing
thought you would all like this.
a friend sent it to me today.
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.
When they were
growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school
every morning
… Uphill…
BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
There was no way in hell I was going to lay
A bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it
And how easy they’ve got it!
But now that… I’m over the ripe old age of
Thirty, I can’t help but look around and notice the
youth of today.
You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
Childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today you
Don’t know how good you’ve got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The Internet.
If we wanted to know
something, We had to go to the damn library and Look it up
ourselves, in the
card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write
Somebody a letter, with a pen!
…Then you had to walk all the way across the street and
put it in the
mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
There were no MP3’s or Napsters! If you wanted to
Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store
and shoplift it
yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio
and the DJ’d
usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you
Were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy
signal, that’s
it!
And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could
be your school,
Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a
collections agent, you
Just didn’t know!!! You had to pick it up and take your
chances, mister!
We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video
Games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari
2600! With games
Like ‘Space Invaders’ and ‘asteroids’. Your
guy was a little
square! You
Actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no
multiple levels or
Screens, it was just one screen Forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting
Harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!
Sure, we had cable television, but back then that
Was only m-net And there was no on screen menu and no
remote Control!
You had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out
what was o n!
You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You had
to get off Your ass
and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and there was
no Cartoon
Network either! You could only get cartoons On Saturday
Morning. Do you Hear
what I’m saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK
For cartoons, you spoiled Little rat-bastards!
And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
Something up we had to use the stove … Imagine that!
If we wanted Popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop
thing
And shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.
That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids
Today have got it too easy.
You’re spoiled. You guys wouldn’t have lasted
Five minutes back in 1980!
Wow David, needed to vent a bit of frustration did you? Hmm… perhaps this ‘holding off release’ thing is not the best option for you
Lol i had an Atari 2600 it was awesome! ok it wasn’t but i still have fond memories. And i remember having to tape things off the radio, and there was always a friends older brother with some bootleg copy of ice T to look forward to getting too. Oh and i remember the days before mobile phones. The first girl i ever dated used to ring me up on the home phone, only problem was my parents were in the same room most of the time so it made it nice and awkward. What a tragic scenario that was. I agree kids these days are spoilt for choice in just about everything
Sam
No frustration here my sex life is great!!
I loved playing tecmo bowl with my buddies on a friday night.
LT was a bionic player in that game.
My buddies 4 year old has a cell phone and texts!!
David, your follow-up comment on an 80’s childhood is hilarious. I’m an atari baby, too. Pong and frogger…4 television channels…rural country living (where we did walk that mile to the bus!)…nuff said. Xers were the last normal ones. Gen Y are a new species.
we live in a strange world now!!!
i am listening to music that i cant see.
posting words that just fly through the air.
and somewhere someone is having cyber sex…..
what is up with todays kids:)
Anyone on here that works at a public job, I have some food for thought. Although it is mostly ill-advised to get phone numbers and such on the clock, it is a great way to learn social skills that you can use outside of work to attract someone of the opposite sex. For instance, I work at a meat counter which is a very social situation. Just by talking to customers about their purchases, you can find out all kinds of personal info about a person. You can find out what their favorite foods are, what they are having for supper, ……AND it leads into more personal conversation most of the time. The point I am making is that you can learn a lot about conversation, because it is perfectly approprate in the situation, it shouldn’t offend anyone, and you are basically getting paid to learn social skills. So to all your friends that give you a hard time about your job, show them where they lack
Thanks for the laugh David! The good thing about being so technologically stunted as kids is that our parents were never really sure what we were up to. There was always an excuse for my nefarious activities with boys…I never had change to make a phone call.
Nice, David!
When I read your posts, I always laugh because they seem to be very coincidental with my life. Yeah, I woke up this morning and put my boner to work. She didn’t expect it and she loved it.
Needless to say, I’ll be getting a call from her after work.
I remember my morning boner… when I just happened to brush mine against my g/f’s leg. She was so surprised and felt so horny… it took maybe 2 min or less before we found ourselves naked, half asleep and going at it.
It kind felt like a dream with a definite happy ending.
Yikes, I should probably not read these types of blog posts at work, David-very hot! Girls definitely have blue gonads-it hurts, but I doubt it is as physical an ache as you boys have!
I liked your article, it was a great idea. Your ’spoiled under 30′ comment had me ROTFLMAO! And boy it brought back memories I forgot! Never thought about these things for years, but they were all right on target!
I personally have a different point of view. I totally agree with your start give her attention first but ,3-5 min. rhomboids , shoulder /back massage to wake her up deliciously then the mutual enjoyment of the three rounds of excitement for her but I see no point in not releasing yourself after that. Why shouldn’t you have your fun too. Life is meant to be enjoyed not missed out on or a mind game in your head all day. Once you’ve pulled out it’s as over as if you did anyway for the girl( except a little less drippy or messy). What’s wrong with morning sex – Sex right before my morning shower sounds perfect to me. What caught me more of guard was when you’d just step out of the shower were getting ready to dress-up in clean clothes and then you’d get ravished to be drippy in your fresh undies —no make-up freshly showered one of my mans’ favorite times to approach me.
I wonder how many youngster’s first sexual experience with the opposite sex is on the internet, I remember sneaking look’s at playboy, penthouse, trying to picture the chick’s and rub one out, now the kid’s have a ton of website’s and cam’s and chat room’s no imagination necessary that is to sad.
ahhhhh to be young again, I wouldn’t do it for anything.
Jeff
I love morning sex, afternoon delight, AND nighttime sexathons. Just forwarded this to my lover..hope he gets the hint. Only problem here is that he KNOWS he can have it ANYTME he wants it so he doesn’t get so turned on anymore. (Guess I am the one who needs to do something different.) Any suggestions????
Don’t even think of telling me to be less available….can’t fake wanting someone or not wanting them. Some things are too obvious!
Most of the lovers I’ve had boast about being able to have sex “all day” or “as many times as I want” or even tell that they can wear me down……yeah right! Finally found a keeper, but still hard pressed to get it more that 4 times in one session. (And here I mean, HIM getting off more than 4 times…..and that is pretty good for our age (50+).)
huh, sixftgurl…interesting name…if he doesn’t get so turned on anymore, that’s a red flag??? so, as far as I can tell, there are 2 options: a) DO make yourself “unavailable” (sorry, you must be in control if you want to succeed in life, like anything else). b) dump him. you know what you have to do, you already said it yourself. if you are too easy, no guy will find you interesting, not for long anyway. men like challenge. it’s inherent in their nature. no matter how long you are with a guy, if you are married to him or not, you must evolve and maintain yourself interesting and challenging. not by playing infantile power games, but by being a real woman, a classy, sexy, self-owned woman, because no one ones you and you ain’t that easy, and because he should not be the center of your universe. have other interests. don’t always be there at his command. if you are sleeping in the same bed, tease him to death. do use your female power to tempt him, touch him (I could tell you how, but not here. my skills are private) tell him how horny you are and start to play with yourself next to him and ask him to not touch you, just watch. or ask him to read a short (very short) dirty (very dirty) sex story to you; pose sexy, wear nothing but stillettos and ask him to take photos. when he takes photos, look at the camera as if it was Brad Pitt right there ready to penetrate you. when your bf is hard as a rock and wants you badly, get on your hands and knees, and ask him to rub his dick between your butt cheeks, then kiss him wildly, say you really want him, but you have to go now, and you’ll make it up to him later. get up and take a shower. then go do something for yourself, or go to work. be nice, ever sweet, kind, loving, but don’t always be around and do not always have sex with him! if after the teasing period, he responds in the way you desire, with passion and hunger, then do make it up to him – next time. playing and teasing make sex fun and add anticipation and momentum (read David’s above). if that doesn’t work after 3 times of teasing, dump him. 3 strikes and you’re out. and when you get a new man, don’t make yourself available too much, keep some mystery and independence. I could go as far as mention that it could also be that he has a physiological problem, since you are in your 50s. but do you really want to deal with that??? you aren’t married to him. but it’s up to you. I really hope this works, come back and give us an update.
oh, I almost forgot, this is VERY important: make sure that if he takes photos he uses YOUR camera, and you keep ALL the photos. (you can give them to him, but, hey, that’s a chance you take) you can always delete them after. you’ve got to protect yourself nowadays, in more ways then one.