What a hangover! Man, I can’t remember a thing from last night.
I woke up this morning with crap all over house. Then I went to the bathroom and found a tiger in there! How it got in there I have no idea. Is anyone missing a tiger? What do you even feed a tiger anyway?
For those of you who think I’ve lost my mind (because you know I don’t drink), I saw the funniest movie of the summer last night: The Hangover. It’s a must-see movie! Ninety minutes of straight laughter. I never got bored and I never wanted it to end. I haven’t seen a movie this funny since I saw the movie Superbad. I must say, too, that Bradley Cooper (who played the jerk in the movie Wedding Crashers), stole the movie with his awesome performance.
Speaking of being super bad and about a bad, bad thing, how many of you are fans of blood? True Blood is a great show on HBO if you haven’t seen it. And talking about true blood, how do you feel about women during that time of the month? Will you have sex with a woman during that time of the month?
I got an email the other day which I thought was really interesting. A guy wrote me and said, “David, my girlfriend wants us to have sex during her period and I really don’t want to do it. What do I do?”
Well, I’m all about “riding the red river” during the period. I’ve got no problem being Count Dracula.
Granted, oral sex is really not that fun during a woman’s menstrual cycle (and not fun at all during the heavy bleeding days). On the “lighter” days or the last days of her cycle, however, if she takes a shower then it’s clean down there.
As far as having sex, you just stay up top. If you ever go down below, then you might as well be a werewolf or Count Dracula.
Really, sex during the period is a blast. Women are really horny during that time, and if you’re dating someone exclusively and using condoms, it gives you four or five days of free sex in which you don’t have to use a condom.
It’s a lot of fun. I suggest putting down towels, and I suggest not making her feel uncomfortable. Her period is a natural thing! Be glad she’s having her period if you don’t want kids!
It’s a natural thing, so don’t sit there and say, “Eew!” or “Hey, I don’t want to get my sheets all dirty.” It’s not a dirty thing! There are some guys who act like it’s some dirty thing to be riding the red river, but it’s really not a dirty thing at all.
The only thing is after having tampons inside her all day, and because she very likely may pull the tampon out right before you have sex, she’ll be dry. So I suggest a little lube, so you can slide in easily and not rip her apart.
It’s actually very sensual and it’s very connecting to have sex with a woman during her period. It shows her that you’re willing to have sex with her anytime, regardless of the conditions.
It doesn’t matter if the tide is red or the tide is normal, you’re willing to have sex at any time. This is a very bonding experience that you two will share.
Not only that, but if you are worried about your sheets then just put down a towel! Have some fun with it. Say, “Alright Honey, we’ve got to put down a towel today because the red river is here and we don’t want to ruin the sheets.”
Just have some fun with it. Don’t be so uptight.
Men want women to open up sexually all the time, except men aren’t willing to get out of their comfort zone. This, ironically, is exactly the reason why women won’t open up sexually with you.
You really need to open up and expand your sexual horizons. I’ve got no issues with the red river flowing, and neither should you!
I love the commentary, but I would add one thing about the use of condoms. It’s not 100% to NOT use a condom during a period. That is inaccurate, and a dangerous item to promote. It is less of an issue.
However, in terms of STD’s, they are still an issue, regardless of whether the female has her period or not. The best thing to do for all involved parties is to do the things your doctors tell you, and to be smart about choosing your partner, etc.
The gist of this blog is excellent. David Wygant is developing providing content that is helping men (and women), and men should listen. Very nice commentary.
Sorry, I missed an important word in my commentary. Let me rephrase: One should always use a condom for protection in terms of an STD. During a woman’s period, there is still a chance of her getting pregnant if you choose NOT to use a condom. See your doctor for details. Again, amazing content from David Wygant.
Damn it! I now I HAVE to go see the Hangover
Funny,
This is what separates a real lover with a novice. Knowing that the person you are with will take you anytime anyway is a huge turn on. When you guys show that level of commitment to wanting us there is no limit on what we will be willing to do. Most of us girls is kind of hung on the thought of not being so attractive during the red flood, but being with someone who does not care makes you feel real attractive.
I actually had a boyfriend go down on me, while I had my period and I can clearly remember the conflicting feelings of both being surprised, reluctant, thoughts of no he is not going to do it, to ultimately being maybe the most turned on ever as every part of him were screaming I want you so badly I will take you anyway. As an emotional sponge he was sending off pure sexual energy of the most intense kind. This is not something I would think would happen again, but is sure was amazing when it happen.
I saw The Hangover four times now. I will add it to my DVD library when it is available on DVD.
I remember my first and only time. It was her idea so after some intese forplay and whaching how horney my girlfriend at the time was.. I couldn’t say no to her request.. At first every thing was going good till I told her to get on top and ride me .. During the time I took my eyes of hers and look down at my stomach and notice the blood all over me . After that I got groust out and couldn’t continue any more . We just lay there hugging each other for awile and then she wisper in my ear “thankyou baby for trying ” I want to do it again with my current girlfriend but she says that I’m a freek…
You gotta love you tube
This is hilarious.
Tru Blood is a great show. I just started watching it on DVD last night.
Be proud and earn your red wings!
The dude in that video is hilarious!!
Hi David,
I couldn’t agree more. Sex during the period IS a blast. I remember a time when I had a romantic dinner with a woman and we were in such a great mood and started kissing each other and really got hot and she said “I am having my period!”. So I smiled at her and asked: “So you don’t want to continue?” and she said “I really WANT to sleep with you!”.
That was sooo sweet. And it was one of the most exciting nights I ever had. All you need is towels, lubricant and an extra portion of sensitivity. I think it also shows your partner that you are accepting her as a whole person and you are not just looking for a beautiful body to masturbate on.
Good on you for bringing up this topic David!!! I don’t know so much if I would feel comfortable if a guy went down on me during my period but i would definitely be up for sex! You’re so right. That is when you feel your most horniest (bad timing hey!) I find that orgasms are extra intense too during this time.
I like it when someone likes to make love to me on my period. I believe it is so sexy.
I was told this a man can get three rings from a woman.
1. Making love to her on her period
2. This one usually grosses me out but when a guy gives a woman face when she is on her period
3. The wedding ring.
so funny u bring up this movie david. You would of been perfect in the cast, should of replaced that other pimp player dude, forgot his name.
Hahaha The Hangover was fuckin hilarious! I saw the premier. David did you stick around for the pictures at the end?!
I don’t mind riding the red river at all! I love the fact that the woman is a lot more sensitive and excitable during that time of the month. She’s so much hornier and seeing her that excited only means one thing: MORE HOTTER SEX!
And you are right David… when a man is willing to have sex with her during her period, it shows her that he’s willing to accept her as she is. Her cycle is still part of her natural self… and that’s beautiful.
For other guys out there, think of the red river days as your opportunity to re-enact your craziest “virgin” fantasies!!! Especially if she’s had a bad first time experience, here’s your chance to create something totally new with her that she’ll remember
Now that I am back: Have you guys ever noticed that we are no different from female creatures that God created. This is the sign that we are in heat. It gives off a signal to the male species that we are ready for adventure but human females are cautious though and the animal kingdom don’t have any other choice.