Do You Really Have Fun?
December 18, 2008 
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Do you always have fun days? Is every day you spend fun?
When you’re hanging out with friends on a Sunday, do you have a good time?
Do you go to places you enjoy? Or do you go to places you hate, just because you think you might meet somebody – for example, standing in a bar, bored out of your mind, hands in your pockets playing pocket pool?
Remember pocket pool? It was something that all young boys used to play all the time during the age when the random boner would pop up out of nowhere.
I remember that random boner stage so well – I remember Lisa Rutman in my 9th grade Spanish class, and how I got a D one semester because I sat next to Lisa Rutman and just stared at those perky breasts the entire semester.
Breasts were quite a fascination to me for quite sometime during my teenage years. I remember one time Mr. McBride called me up and said, “Davíd,” (because we were in Spanish), and he told me to go up to the board and write down an answer from last night’s homework.
I had done my homework the night before (one of the rare occasions) but because of the perky breasts and the random boner phase I was in, I was not eager to go up to the front of the classroom right then. He looked at me and said, “Davíd, you never want to come up to the board, but this time you have to!”
So I had this huge erection that I had no idea what the hell to do with, but luckily I had learned the ‘upward tuck’ move at a very young age. So I quickly put my hand in my pocket and I took my boner and tucked it up near my belt loop area – the upward tuck.
The problem with the upward tuck is that the boner always starts to do the sideways dance and then you’re in trouble. You look like you have a young bulge in your pants.
Luckily that day I was able to keep my boner in the upward tuck while I was up at the board by focusing on my stimulus (Lisa Rutman’s breasts.) I limped back to my seat and back into my fantasy world.
But this blog is not about 14-year-old’s spontaneous erections. Thank god we no longer have those! Can you imagine sitting in your office cubicle?
Back to the blog: do you have fun in your life? Do you do things that are fun? At the end of the week, do you judge the week based on the amount of phone numbers you got or the number of women you met? Or do you judge it on the amount of great times you had?
We were just walking down Main Street in Santa Monica – something I’ve done thousands of times. I really enjoy it; I like the shops, I like the people that run the shops.
I hate the drivers around here though. Here is an open note to anyone who drives 31 miles per hour in the left hand lane: if people are honking at you all the time, it’s about you! It’s not about them! You didn’t just happen to drive near all of the assholes on the road, YOU are the asshole! So wake up, use your rearview mirror and check out how many angry drivers are behind you!
So now that we’ve discussed spontaneous erections and bad drivers let’s get back to the matter at hand. So we were on Main Street and just enjoying ourselves. We walked into this one furniture store that I’ve been into before, and I always seem to take bootcamp guys into – there are a couple of really cute girls that work there!
I went in there, and I looked at a couch, and I said, “that looks really comfortable, do you mind if I sit down and take a nap?” She replied, “sure! No problem,” and then she said, “you’ve been in here before, what’s your name?” I told her my name, and she told me hers (which of course I’ve already forgotten, which is very typical of me) and then we started talking.
Soon another salesgirl and the other guys sat down and then we had a group of people sitting down and talking on the couches while other customers came in that they ignored!
Bottom line: do you have fun? If you have fun, people are going to be attracted to you and your energy.
People aren’t going to be attracted to you because you drive 31 in the left lane when the speed limit is 50, and they are definitely not going to be attracted to you if walk around with a random boner in the upward tuck position, but they will be attracted to you if you’re having fun!
Todays video goes even deeper into how to create this powerful attraction.
I still remember our lady co worker, about 47 years old and she was our team leader. One time I saw her telling something to a very young co worker, a guy who is around 19 years old. Suddenly the guy went out of the room and our team leader continue what the guy was doing.
During the lunchtime I asked the young guy what it was all about. The guy told me that he was sent to the washroom by ou team leader beacuse of his spontaneous erection. The guy was laughing while telling me the incident.
One thing I noticed after that incident, our team leader always stay around and help the guy in his workstatition.
I said to myself, this is an erection that leads to attraction.
I still get those spontaneous boners and I’m 25! haha, I just live with it one day at a time
What I realize though it’s actually complimentary to women when i get it but only with those I’m already in a relationship with. I guess it ‘non-verbally’ communicates to the girl that something about her or something she’s doing is turning you on.
Usually on a second or third date, while I’m giving a girl a back massage, sitting behind her watching a movie, a random boner situation actually helped me show her I’m ready to move on to the next stage physically. I know it sounds crazy but women love it! try it out
lol I never heard of the “upward tuck”… and I’m pretty sure neither had some of my classmates as there were some hilarious moments back then
Oh and awesome video once again!
i definitely have fun with whatever i do! as of spontaneous boners, sometimes i really dont know if they are fun or torturous.
as if i’m in a place with lots of cute girls, i am guranteed to have a spontaneous boner every few minutes.
funny post. and great video on attraction.
David, what are you talking about?
As a man, having spontaneous boners every day is what makes every day fun!
Great video! I really like the open hones conversations type of format.
Wow I love how Random this blog is. Im still laughing over here. I have fun everyday! Life is too damn short not too. I also want to say amen to the comment about asshole drivers in the left lane!!!!
One time I was reading in Cosmopolitan where this couple was dancing and his manhood was up and he decided to do the tuck thing and someone look what is going on with that guy. The woman he was dancing with look and was embarrassed and left him. His manhood was sticking outside and peeking out. How about this one this usually happens to me when I am attracted to a man walk up to him and be nervous and all of a sudden blush. I liked the skit though and what turns me on is seeing that inside a man’s pants.
David
I am sorry but I am limited to how many times I blog on any of your sites for you have some readers that are keeping a scorecard and has a tendency to tell me to keep it short and sweet.
David
These people are getting on my last nerve here. Deb for one I read a blog that happen to be in my email she informed that I blog too much and that to limit my blogs to a few would you like for me to copy and paste what she to an email to you. Let me know and I will save it and do it.
Deb
I will do it with pleasure.
As someone who is not a fan of the 31 in a 50 and has experienced the “upward tuck” many times in my wonder years, I can appreciate this.
Having fun and keeping a positive energy around you will make you naturally attractive. You can someone’s rainy day, sunny again just by having a presence. You become open to new things, which inspires learning and growth and you can then spread your infectious energy all over the place.
After a while, fun just becomes something natural.
Superbad:
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren’t weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That’s the world I one day want to live in.
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
hilarious. great movie.