Haha, thanks for responding, brother.

I only now realize that I sounded WAAYYY too serious in MY response, which was itself intended to be a bit tongue-in-cheek, over-the-top Tony Robbins coaching session over the cum-sheets.

For the over-seriousness, I apologize and will pre-screen my humorous attempts in front of actual human beings before publishing comments to David Wygant’s whole wide world.

But yes, I did re-read the post after taking off the “serious glasses” and dislodging the rod from my ass, and I found it even funnier this time around.

So thanks again for the response, and thanks for consistently using the most honest voice in a blog I’ve ever read.

Cheers!
Eddie from NYC

Needless to say, I wanted to checked out of that motel immediately. But since it was the only one in the area that allowed dogs, I just moved to another room. AFTER checking under the bed, in the toilet and in the trash can.

Yes, the thought of the beds is always something that makes me shudder. That comforter comes right off, and I usually bring my own pillow, just in case

Thank you, I so needed that.

We spend a lot of money for USED items in hotels AND restaurants!!!

What have we been conned into?

I’m thinking about bringing an extra suitcase with a pillow, sheets, and mattress pad. I already bring ear plugs, and buy my own bottled water!!

Love the tone of the post!!

I never stop doing anything that I Love including the tongue in cheek blogs.

Talking about where a tongue can go……never in the crack of the cheek:)

David, I hope you know most of us were laughing our ass off at this, and I hope you won’t stop posting these hillarious kind of blogs.

This is a classic and you rock!

One last thing….

I do not kiss and tell:)

So you will never know what happened in my hotel room except my fear and terror of having the comforter touch me:)

No offense taken.

But if you knew me personally and not through my blog you would totally be laughing at this post.

Its my sense of humor and I was having fun.

Cmon now you really think i need to embrace all the amazing things in my life and be totally apreciative of all the things in my life. I do that naturally and could not be happier.

If you knew me you would laugh and enjoy and not try to interpret things.

I live a carefree life with zero stress and roll with everything.

You need to get my humor:)

As for helping all of you…..That is something I enjoy doing everyday and I am really glad that I have had an impact in your life!!

But if we hung out you would get a mix of inspiration and comedy:)

WARNING – my brief soapbox ahead.

In your recent posts I sense some angry energy lately, David. Everything okay?

Feel free to use this or not, but perhaps we could each do a daily gratitude exercise where we’re thankful we live in the 1st world where we even get to travel and stay in relatively clean hotels and where we don’t catch disease b/c of lack of sanitized water.

To paraphrase Tony Robbins, whatever you focus on expands – you notice it and you make real.

And there are MILLIONS of absolutely amazing things in your life RIGHT NOW that you’re forgetting about & neglecting to notice because you’re focused on cum-stained sheets.

My guess is, that focusing on cum-stained bedspreads is not serving you to the fullest.

It’s just increasing your already existing discomfort and cum-germophobia.

Re-watch, re-listen, and re-read to some of your most transformational testimonials.

Remember all of the people you have helped & continue to help (me included).

And for God’s sake, the frickin’ sheets?!?

Well, they ain’t no thing but a chicken wing.