Did You Cum?
September 20, 2007 
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Did You Cum? By David Wygant
You’re laying there in the bliss of after-sex and your male mind starts racing. You are wondering “Did she cum? Was I good enough? Did I do all the right things?”
Now, all of a sudden, a creepy uptight feeling comes over your body. Women, being the perceptive creatures they are, will notice the change in your body language.
You know you shouldn’t say what you’re about to say, but being a curious man and having no willpower you are about to blurt out the three words women hate to hear after sex. She’ll even ask you about what you’re thinking.
No matter how much you fight it, those words seem to jump out of your mouth and the whole post-sex feeling with it. She asks you once again what you’re thinking and you, like you’re keeping score at a baseball game, ask her:
“DID YOU CUM?”
Immediately the whole great post-sex feeling washes down the bed, and then you’re both sitting there having to explain yourselves.
There are far better ways to ask a woman this question. How about asking it before sex:
• “What do you like?”
• “What do you enjoy? I really want to please you.”
• “What are some of your favorite positions?”
• “Do you prefer oral?”
You can also have her show you what she likes. Have her masturbate for you so she can show you how she likes to be touched, and you can do the same back to her.
If you’re a woman and you want to know what a guy likes, just ask him:
• “What are your favorite positions?”
• “How do you like to be stroked?”
If you open up communication between the two of you, then you won’t have to ask those dreaded three words. Once you have asked them, the pressure starts to build.
Sometimes it takes a woman an hour to cum with you. It doesn’t matter if you possess a magic tongue and magic fingers, or if you can last as long as Superman. It takes her feeling comfortable with you before she can enjoy all the wonders of her orgasms.
So the next time you’re about to utter the three dreaded words “Did you cum?”, get up and run to your computer and read this blog! Call it “cum insurance.”
As for you ladies, it’s time you shared some of the wonderful ways that a man can help bring you to orgasm. I know a ton of men who will enjoy reading this blog over and over again.
Ladies, please do not hold back. Educate your fellow man!
You never know when you may find yourself in a bar one night having a silly conversation about this blog you read on the Internet, and the guy sitting across from you read the exact way to get you to cum. Think about how much fun that would be!
It’s like programming him before you meet him. It’s like TiVo . . . except it’s Dicko
David, all I gotta say is HOOAH and Hell YEAH!! This is the FIRST TIME in my entire sexually active life a Man has actually had the self-confidence and sincere interest to ASK: what do you want, what do you like and can I watch? Lord have Mercy
My face is flaming hot with delicious fantasy! You are so luscious
Guys, read up, take those simple questions David has given you and implant them into your DNA … Ya’ll don’t know how to please us women just cuz you think you know and have had inserting experience. Us Ladies are all unique and what works for one don’t work for all.
David obviously knows; sometimes take a long ass time for us Ladies to reach the Big O … so Guys, have patience, have fun, have focus, have imagination, but first and foremost HAVE CONVERSATION.
ASK!!! Please ASK!!!
Gulp, I’m gonna go for it – Please don’t laugh at me or comment hurtfully. Lots has got to happen prior to, but once we are in “position”, Here’s my “fav thang” which has only happened ONCE cuz no other guy cared or tried or was interested or listened …. Oral with gentle suction on my clit (like slow gentle suction on a straw in a thick slushy – ok go ahead and laugh, i can’t think of any other way to describe it) combined with slow tongue flicks across, around and up and down that little button.
Yeah, only happened once … so I’m a real newbie when it comes to O.
Taleda
I know all men would love to hear sexual tips so they can be better in bed. So keep them cumming:)
Taleda…… Thats awesome!! Thanks!
A few basics from growing up. Its better to give than receive. But remember to ask and you shall receive! Seek and you will find. When my eyes are on pleasing my partner at the most basic levels. Respect, Listen, and engage. The connection will happen and so will the O for her, and for me knowing she is happy
David;
Dicko? LOL You make me laugh uncontrolled with some of the things you “cum” up with. Very good blog. lol
My question is this? Can’t a man feel when a woman is cumming? There is that reaction of pleasure sounds as well as her muscles going spastic trying to swallow his penis with her vagina? I would think a man to feel that.
I know I always felt the pulsating feeling before he would explode. When I had that full on orgasm, my body convulsed only to turn him on even further because i get verbally sexual when I orgasm. Yes it can get loud and “squealy” with delight. Thats when you know–Job well done.
Guys, the key to getting a woman to cum is like David said. The relaxed comfortable with you feeling has to be there. If it is your first time to have sex with someone, it is going to take longer—for the woman anyway–to feel that comfort level. There needs to be a patience factor there guys. be gentle and take your time for Gods sake.
I love to be on top. Not all the time, but when a woman is on top, she can tease the mans penis until he is stark raving mad to explode, then she can position herself just right in order to stimulate and rub the things that will bring both the man as well as herself to neighbor-waking moans, groans and squeals of pleasure. DUAL ORGASM. MMM That is the ultimate and with both partners attune, it can be achieved.
CUMunication—Key. Without that, the chances of pleasure in all its fullness will be that much longer and harder to achieve.
David;
I have no shame (you knowme by now) to say what I am about to say here. After reading this bangin blog today from you, I have to believe you practice what you preach as far as what you wrote, otherwise, where would it cum from?lol
With that said, I would put big money at stake in your favor, that you would be one damn good romp in the sack! You re sexy to look at, to listen to and then asking questions concerning what a woman likes? You go baby. I know you have yours squealing with delight;)
Jim – kinda difficult for me to write your name, ya know? Do you have a middle name ?) Or can I call you anything else … even Horatio is easier!!! ok ok … Thank You, again, you are very sweet. And you made me cry. But that’s ok too. Jeepers, its nice to know a good hard man isn’t so tuff to find.
I love sex, don’t get me wrong. Just don’t have more to offer bout Big O experiences. Sorry – believe me! It must be incredible when a man and woman climax together, I can’t imagine what it feels like with him inside and it happens. I read somewhere that, theoretically, women can still reach sexual fulfillment LONG into their elder age …. haha … the way things are going for me, I just might prove that theory right!
David used the still-clips of Meg Ryan delivering what should have been an oscar winning fake O in the movie When Harry Met Sally …. just wondering, do we women REALLY sound like that??
I do wonder what some of you Gentlemen sound like when you O. Ok, stepping into personal fantasy fulfillment here, sorry David.
Taleda………….. You can call me trouble
Trouble, can I call you anytime?
“Dicko” Suh, weet!
Thank you David.
I enjoy a lot of pressure to sensitive spots.
I haven’t been asked that question, but I have been asked a few times if I’m ok. I apparently look like I’m having a seizure. A few times I’ve experienced such great joy from sex that I actually laughed. Now that takes some serious explanation.
Bertie;
You crack me up, “I apparently look like I
I had this one short term relationship, and the guy was small in size, but knew what to do with it, and how to use his tongue, too. He was so hung up though about his size and whether or not I would actually cum or not, it ruined it in the long run. He was frustrated, I was frustrated…and if I don’t cum it doesn’t mean I didn’t have fun and don’t feel great afterwards!
With the neighbor guy the other night, someone I never knew before, I actually did cum, but that was from his touch…before penetration actually occurred. That is typical for my anyway, I will usually cum from oral sex. My ex and I were great physically together, he knew how to wait for me, and after I would cum, I could not wait to get him inside of me. I love sex, and as a hot middle aged woman (lol) I know what I like and I’m not shy to ask for it. That’s a good thing, I think. Don’t guys like a woman to be confident with her sexuality?
Taledo…. Yes you can call anytime. LOL trouble is at “glfingboy2@yahoo.com”
Desperate….. Thank you for your kind words.
spelled my name wrong but at least – as joan says – you did cum ….
uh-oh .. i’m being flirted with and am flirting back … with another JIM.
when the gods want to punish you they give you what you want.
god help me. shit!!!! didn’t i just write this morning i’d leave my next relationship in the hands of a higher cosmic power …. OMG !!! lol
Taleda……..SO sorry, Forgive me! I was thinking of you, but the spelling of local business i know. See I told you I was I’m trouble silly.
Lay back and relax……..I know how to fix that.
Trouble, check you email … I smell smoke!
I’m incredibly verbal and auditory
I almost always say that I’m going to cum right before I cum. If I didn’t say it, I didn’t do it. It eliminates the guessing game.
Making notes, and taking names…..
Crystal;
I agree with you there. The mans sexy sounds is what causes me to have pulsating feeling go through my whole body, bringing on that full orgasm. YEA! Finishing from behind DEFINITELY has my vote. The g spot is in play there and that causes unspeakable pleasure sensations;)
Mel; Yes. I wish men could understand that concept. If a woman doesn’t have a full blown richter scale orgasm, that doesn’t mean he has failed. The turn on factor is still just as satisfying to have sexy arms holding you, gentle hands touching you, tender lips kissing you and ears that hear what you say.
To many guys also are caught up on size crap. Hey “jumbo jock?” Good for you. Your penal extension hasn’t made the hall of fame yet?? Have they measured it lately?? It might meet the stadards for “entry. lol
I don’t care the size. Mel, you r right! I do not think a man has to be “king cock” to please. If “mini might” knows how to work it and work it real good—-mmm. Just as satisfied.
Its mental…….david teaches the connection. Thinking beyond yourself. If you are connected, everything is perfect!! No need to keep score. You know when your heart is HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! and the Big O’s will flow! LOL
Hmm. I have to lponder as I sit here reading this. It is 5:40 am here in TexASS.
Have I slept you ask? No I went to bed ar 8:00 yesterday morning and got up at 10:45am. and have been working ever since non stop. Am I amazing or am I amazing.
Insomnia? That is an understatement. I have literally worked ALL night for ? number of nights/mornings for over a month until,I don’t know how to sleep. Does that make any sense. I don’t know how to sleep, pfffft. I think it is an anguish anorexia. Sleep deprivation.
Did you cum? Did YOU cum? did I cum? Did i CUM? DID i cum? DID I CUM?
Hmm. No matter where the emphasis is stressed here in the posed question, “Did you cum?” Are you asking me?? NO, I did not cum.
I am so sorry, REALLY i am, but to come there must be a sexual stimulant.
For that I have none but self. Not an option anymore.
Oh yes, BOB could assist, but BOB is lifeless except for the AAA cells that surge charge through the mechanisms. Bob can’t put his arms around me for he has none. Bob can’t tenderly caress me, for lips are required. BOB can’t hold me and instill a warmth in me and assure me everything is going to be ok. BOB I have come to the conclusion, is good for nothing. BOB is now residing in Fridays trash receptor.
Did I cum? I came to see who did cum. I see sum cum, others didn’t. I cum in need of sleep, but cannot find the source.
Suggestions? Yes I could use some constructive suggestions, for I am ready to collapse in a heap, and know not whence that moment could occur. Cry for help? You bet your bottom dollar. That is why I cum.
women need to wiggle, while we are in the inward stroke, so few do that, and I try to teach, but, its almost as if a woman can’t hear while having sex.
About BJ’s, it is only an expression, you don’t really do it. When we say, “ouch,” or that “hurts,” don’t do that again……I feel like I said this in another post…
Hunter;
By saying “women need to wiggle” what do you mean.
I am taking this as a woman needs to be moving in rhythym with your body as you are penetrating??
Yea, you are right. if you are screwing a lifeless body how stimulating is that?? I would think movement on both partners part is required? Iknow I can’t just lay still unless I am ready to orgasm from some good oral stimulation. Something about that at some point makes a me just want to stay right where I am at without movement because IT IS Cumming! lol
Wiggling? Presumably you mean side to side Hunter? Yes do define that a bit for us.
Cum for a guy is never a problem. Its’ just matter of time and patience. But for women, its a huge task. Every women has her own sweet spot and finding it out is a guys’ job, So hop on Mr Sherolck Homes
Desperate HouseWife
Whats your email id
Hem;
LOL Hello stranger. “Hop on Sherlock Holmes?” LOL You never fail to make me laugh. You are very right about women taking a little, sometimes a lot more time to cum. For me, the stimulus the ambiance of the place I am at. If outdoors, seclusion and natures beauty are very erotic to me. If indoors, candles and music light the way. lol Pun intended. I am not one for the lights to on like a hospital surgery or delivery room. lol That will have me tense for sure.
Now, Hem what would have you to desire my email? Was it the “Did you cum” rambelings of a hysterically sleepless zombie, or ??? lol You are funny.
I tell you what. As a lady, I really don’t want to put my emeil address up for all to see. I know its not like I am showing a porn video or anything, but thats just how I am.
I really would love to corespond with you because you make me laugh and always have something that has me sit forward to “hear.” as I read;)
If you would like to give me yours? We can do it that way:) Do you see where I am coming from? Not that everyone looks at Desperate Housewife and says, “Hell yea. Thats what I want in my life, a desperate housewife!” lol and I will just have an over flowing enflux of desperate responses:) LOL LOL Hey, maybe I should post it hugh? No.
It is up to you Hem. I would enjoy banter with you.
Anyone that makes me laugh so much is soooo welcome in my life. There are really only three other people in my world that make me laugh as much. Thats sounds bad I guess hugh? Counting the people that make you laugh? lol He I have four, because I crack myself up! All “four” have special place in my heart:)
I have full on massive vaginal orgasms with cock and i consider myself extremely lucky because oral, as loving and as pleasant as it is, never is as usually and earth shatteringly orgasmic as riding my guy’s hard cock or pulling him down close to me when he’s really heavy on top and grinding into me. Gspot, clit, closeness, all the buttons get pushed at once actually usually more than once.
She has to get on you and move around when you are hard do not start fingering her ass or doing intense breast play, it’s too distracting, save that for later until she’s come or after she’s gotten into a nice groove of rubbing against you. sit in a chair with no sides and tall enough so her legs can dangle and have her face you so she ca swerve, squirm grind and she’ll have a huge orgasm.
that one is my favorite. off to do it now!!
Knowing when my woman is having an orgasm, is part of having great sex. Being a “middle aged” guy, I have found that sex without that connection is just not as good. There is nothing better than watching her having a REAL orgasm. That comes from real concern and connection for each other, and I definately know when its really happining.
Desperate Housewife,
I consider your post to be gender biased. You dont know that there are enough psycotic women out there who are more than willing to chop off my dick the very first instant I meet them.
Ok, I have balls, And I Guess I can handle them. I guess..
You have only 3 people who can make you laugh?? really?.I have been trying all my life to stay away from pysoctic women. Once, you are out of your desperatness, you are bound to be normal right? You have to assure me that you are not paid by anyone to slice of my dick….I just hope you are like Mc Donalds Happy meal, Nothin happy in it. You too are not desperate.
My email is hemdevar@yahoo.com. I am cool with people contacting me.
I like Victoria’s one. Nice move
Dammit, it looks as though I’d better leave that swiss army knife at home. I suppose men don’t like women that pack pistols either? lol
Hi jim you sound interesting are you busy with another. or gone golfing?
Bertie/Joan,
yes, side to side movement, just slightly, and, we can stroke all night…
Joan,
According to my urologist, woman on top is the riskiest for a man, on account of, should you miss judge a stroke, the penis will bend….painfully, and getting out is just as painful..
victoria,
ahhh,,no breast play?…I want to participate somehow, can I hang on to the glutes?…..hhhmmmh,
victoria,
when I am on top, I would like for a woman to squeeze my pectorals….
Hunter;
You have now won prize of the year for posting!!! OMG
All I have to say is yes to the pecs, the breast play, the back and forth as well as the glute grabs. I love to squeeze a mans pecs and kiss them on the way down the road less traveled when I am “traveling for treasure:)”
Just for the record Hunter, lol I NEVER miss a stroke. It is all about rhythm,
So you and your urologist can rest asured, your strokable will not be bent, broken, only pleasured beyond your wildest expectations.
HOT posts from you;)
hunter after reading your postings and taking a – break – a little ditty cum to me like in 1 minute … for some WTF reason, it won’t post …. but let me try one more time to slip it in.
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Oh Hunter …
side to side you got to get it like
a jockey’s ride
grab hold tight don’t let it slide
grind and squeeze and aim to please
make her moan and wet with tease
now get on that thang and ride
hard and fast till its cumin time.
thanx, joan…
taleda, thanx for the poem, I love it!…..you rhyme it very well…..
Joan,
hmmm, prize of the year for posting….hmmm, I like it….
Bertie,
no knives, no pistols,,,,,, please,,,, we are working on the Dave Wygant Annual Peace Prize here…..heh, how funny!…
Hunter,
I got the wriggle down just perfect. Whew~ thought I was missing something. Now I just love a good pistol…..You can’t help admiring the power contained within.
Ha Ha … Hunter, You mean the David Wygant Annual Piece Prize.
Glad you liked my little ditty. Hey btw, do you ride? Horses that is? Nothing better for getting and keeping the lower body parts in tight shape.
Wiggle? Wriggle? Ehh, I’d rather slow-ride and grind.
And use my shotgun for skeet shooting … pistols are too wimpy.
Taleda,
True there’s nothing quite like a well cared for pump action, but I’ll take a pistol in my pocket too. Boys toys are just too much fun!
all right Bertie!….don’t forget the deep tissue massage on the shoulders and neck area as he puts on the prophylactic…..
Taleda,
Piece Prize? hmmmmhhh, LOL!,,,how funny!……
Absolutely Hunter! Always play safe with all your toys!
Bertie,
……up until recently, I did not know they made them in different sizes…usually the bigger ones cost more…..I used to buy the inexpensive ones and wondered why, they felt, like all my blood was rushing to my ears!……
to Bertie,
….needless to say, bigger prophylactics fit better…
to bertie,
some say they are supposed to fit like a rain coat…
You think hunter? They always look like plastic stockings to me….as I recall they go on like my stockings too….
heh!,,,,Bertie, you add humor to it………..I like it…
Yeah, hunter, thats me, the funny goofy chick. It doesn’t get you a lot of dates right off. I’m kind of an acquired taste.
to Bertie,
aaahhhhh, doesn’t get you a lot of dates? hmmm…..
As I said I’m an acquired taste. Most men are after the starlet not the comedienne. Its ok, I’m just looking for the ones that appreciate me.
Ijust wanted to say that gabriele Pauli is teh sexist 50 year old women i’ve ever seen. brains and beauty my goodness. as for did you cum.
i mean seriously arent over analysing things a bit here? isnt sex about two people in the heat of passion, when in love or lust? how selfcentered does one person have to be not to please the other? Just be open and honest with your partner. find out what they like, ask questions, be open, communicate for fuck’s sake. one of the major problems with our society is lack communication. stopp clamming up! start opening up remember. within each oyster is a pearl a wisdom. why not share it?
cheers,
Joe
Well, this has certainly been an interesting afternoon so far. I found an article on nytimes.com about dating, noticed David’s name, googled the website, poked around for a while, and suddenly I’m in the erogenous zone! (BTW, nice job using WordPress to create your website.)
The good thing about having been married for so many years is that I was in the same game long enough to let down my guard and practice asking for exactly what I wanted. So now that I am single again, I feel like I’ve got a depth of experience that will come in handy when I find someone I want to date.
Reading all your responses and comments made me remember one position I was particularly fond of, great for those times when I was more horny than he was. Remember that famous Rolling Stone cover of John and Yoko? Well start like that but both of you naked. He lies there cuddling while I start touching myself. I always like the breast sucking and nipple rubbing, so he has something to do, and I can rub up against him as I move around. After my first orgasm he is hard enough to enter me, but he has to stay still or he throws me off my rhythm. That builds the tension right there, and by the time I’m done, he is ready to go and we move to one of his favorite positions to finish.
Clear? All right then, class dismissed.
Anne-
I’m new to this site as well. I just found it on Saturday. I forget now how I got here. I think I saw an interview with David on one of those “pickup artist” sites (Don’t get me started!). To my mind, a couple of things set David’s site apart. He advises both men and women, which is rare in my experience. His approach is straight-ahead, without BS or practiced routine, and really makes a lot of sense when you think about it. He really teaches people to pay attention to the person they’re interested in and to pick up on their cues.
If you search his videos on You Tube, you’ll get a good idea of his style. Actually, I think all of them are linked on his home page. Anyway, I think he does a great job of helping men and women connect for their mutual benefit.
Another unique feature of this site, in experience, is the quality of the discussion, from both men and women. It’s a welcome change from the usual male bravado and virtual rock-throwing that contaminates other site.
If you haven’t already seen it, check out his post on IM’ing, which is a video clip of him talking to a client.
Thanks, by the way, for the sexual position tips. The chair sounds like a great idea, and I don’t know why I’ve never tried it.
ahhhhh…..I missed the cover of the Rolling Stone…..never saw it…..
A classic!
And Bob, I agree about the discussion based on what I’ve read so far. I don’t have much time to post, but will try to keep up.
Oops, I tried to post a link to the Rolling Stone cover, but it looks like it didn’t go through. If you go to their site, click on photos and then archives, look for RS 335 (January 22, 1981) and you’ll see the cover art.
Cool, Anne. Ciao. Hope to talk to you again soon. I’ll have to refresh my memory of the Rolling Stone photo. Annie Liebowitz took, didn’t she?
This is too funny! Why do guys ask THAT question? TotaI mood killer, I’ll go from laying in bed (or wherever we happen to be) with that euphoric tingly after sex feeling to thinking about taking a shower. Plus, I tend to be very loud, so it should be totally obvious, but I guess some guys just want reassurance.
The first time I slept with my guy he asked me that dreaded question afterwards and wanted to have a whole conversation about it … it was 4am, I was still kinda buzzed from drinking earlier, and I came multiple times (so i was tired!), but after reassurance that he was fantastic we agreed to discuss the specifics in the morning. He was amazing … great combo of skill and physical chemistry and probably a little built up sexual frustration too. He half jokingly refers to our play time as “porn star sex.” So Bob in case you’re reading, he was the best Internet first date of my life … and best sex ever too!
And now to actually answer the question, how a man can bring me to orgasm …
I’m a sucker for great slow kissing … anywhere on the body, it always makes me want more. I love that my guy and I are totally open with each other. We ask for what we want or what we want to try. Being creative keeps things interesting. It’s always fun to try a few new positions. My favorites are on top (of course what girl doesn’t love this) and reverse cowgirl. One night my guy positioned me on an arm chair with one knee on the cushion and my other foot up on the armrest part of the chair (kind of like a lunge position) then he somehow positioned himself underneath of me for the best oral ever. The bonus to this position is that when it gets so intense that my body feels like jello I could lean against the backrest of the arm chair. The whole sensory overload aspect of sex is really exciting for me too.
Touch -Feeling 2 hot sweaty & somewhat slippery bodies rub against each other
Taste – That slightly salty sweat taste as I kiss and play with is lips
Smell – his cologne or even just the smell of your partner’s body (I can’t even count how
many times he’s wanted to shower right away after the gym, but I persuade him
to do other things because that “just-worked-out” smell is so hot)
Sight – I love watching the expression on his face when he cums (so sexy!) and running
my hands over his pecs, traps, biceps, and triceps as they contract while he moves
Hearing – listening to how his breathing gets deeper and slower and then faster and
those primal grunting moans that he doesn’t even know he does, plus a few
compliments and dirty talk never hurts
I almost forgot to mention one of the best tricks ever, try new movements in old positions. My guy does this thing during sex where he makes a circle with his hips (not back and forth, but up and around) when he’s on top of me. Totally amazing … who says missionary is boring?!?! Well I’m gonna have to go take a cold shower now, or maybe I should just skip it … they never work for me anyways.
This is the stuff that makes the blog so much fun!!! Great tips Molie
to molie..
We ask the question, “did you cum,’ because, the average woman wants to be worshipped(just lays there). And we try to teach, but, most of the time, they are so excited, that, they don’t listen……
….for giving best oral to women, listen to Comedienne Sam Kinison, he says, it is not like painting a fence, you have to do the complete alphabet, hhhmmmhh how funny!…..
Hah, Hunter, you like living dangerously, don’t you? I think you’re off-base, but I’ll let the women fire up the blowtorches. If any of them is still reading this, I think you’re going to be reduced to a pile of ashes.
Good luck, my man!
LOL! Hunter you just need to play in the right league. You want movement you gotta start playing with major league women and not the little leaguers.
to bob,
Really?…….I have since built a bomb shelter, in case of a nuclear blast……
to bertie,
aha,,they do exist, thank you very much…
Yes Hunter, there is a Santa Claus, and remember this, if you don’t believe, you don’t receive.
to bertie,
how funny!….how are you! off from work today?
Other than really needing someone to take care of me because I’ve been home sick all week, I’m quite peachy….
ahhhh, I am sorry to hear that…have some chicken soup and vitamin c, get plenty of rest….
Yes, and lots of water and zinc too. Thank you Hunter! *smooch*
to bertie,
most men want to sign up with the major leaguers…….
to Bobm,
I sense you have been previously “institutionalized,”(married), that is alright, nothing wrong with that. You can disconnect and let loose while blogging,….”you are free to say what you want,” as per David Wygant….
So Hunter what’s keepin you with the farm team?
Bertie, your aim is deadly!
Only with a colt .45 Bob. I’m not nearly as good with my bow as I used to be and I wish I could say that fish fear me, but they don’t. The rainy season is coming and the salmon will be running…..what I really need is a friend with a drift boat.
I don’t know, I might have a better chance of surviving a shot from you if you were using a .45 than if you were using words.
Ouch Bob, I was only playin with him!
I know. It was sort of like you were using nerf bullets, but they hit the mark
When you start firing real ammunition, I’m gong to run.
LOL! Make sure its in a zig zag sort of pattern….
Don’t worry, I won’t stay in one spot long enough for you to train your sights on me, and I’ll be moving fast.
Now this is hardly fair…I’m really fairly docile until one of three things happen…
1. You insult my children or mother.
2. You insult or insinuate that my work is poor.
3. You insult my intelligence.
Not much else bothers me. It seems like I could consider the source with these three instances, but somehow these are more difficult to write off.
Hey, Bertie, I hope you know I’m just playing with you. That’s a great list, by the way.
Yes Bob, I get it…lol
Cool. Just checking. I’ll talk to you later.
Ciao Bob….It’s probably time for my nap anyway. I’m getting a wee bit wimpy here.
to bertie,
ha! how funny!…with the farm team?….LOL!…that is a good one….
to Bertie,
…Los Angeles does get people from different parts of the world, I don’t meet very many native ‘Angelenos.”
to bertie,
I know you are kidding…it is other people, like my buddy bobm…..
No worries, Hunter. I’m just havin’ fun, too.
Hunter,
I was born in San Gabriel. I lived in the San Gabriel valley for several years. Does that count?
LOL Hunter, I sure as hell wouldn’t take sex advice from Sam Kinison! And I’d venture to guess that all women want to be worshiped, or at least appreciated, as do most men I’ve met.
As for the whole “just lays there” thing, that probably wouldn’t be an issue for you if you had more open communication with your partner. Personally, when I’m on top I don’t like my guy to move and I told him that, so he doesn’t. I’ve found that if I’m open and comfortable with my partner both of us are quite happy. The other thought is maybe you’re just selecting the wrong women all together. I guess my point is that you can’t blame women 100%, you have a role to play in your own sex life too.
to molie,
…I would never blame the woman 100%, because I was physically present when we had sex….men, just like to whine at times……
to bertie,
you have lived in several places, haven’t you?
Hunter,
I’ve only lived in a few places. Pasadena, Arcadia, Crescent City, Riverside, Pittsburgh PA, Crescent City, Eureka, and back to CC.
to bertie,
that is a lot of moving…..
Hunter,
Its really only six moves since when I was living in Eureka I spent the weekends up here and it was only for the summer. Now that summer was pretty interesting. At 32 I’m being given the rules of the dorm by a 19 year old boy. Who forgot to mention to us that you couldn’t drink on campus. One of the other students in our class that summer got busted for a wine cooler. Then we were all threatened with having our rooms searched and our program deleted. My roommate and I figured that the police academy boys that were doing security at the school as part of their training probably wouldn’t search tampon boxes for airline bottles…..It was awfully fun watching the younger crowd interact.
bertie,
sounds like you had a good time….
Yes I did!