To vibrate or not to vibrate . . . that is the question.

I was in Manhattan a couple weeks ago, and I was chatting with a bunch of my friends. We started talking about where the strangest place is that they had ever masturbated.

If you thought yesterday was fun wait till you read what I have found out. We’ve become a nation of chronic masturbators. Think about this for a second . . .

For those of you who watch “Entourage” on HBO, there was a really funny episode when Johnny Drama (played by Kevin Dillon) walked into this Asian massage parlor . . . with a twist. It was your neighborhood friendly “rub ‘n tug” shop. You know the place – where a man can walk in, get his muscles massaged by a sexy woman who speaks little English, and then when she’s finished massaging she will look at you and in broken English say……….

You know, in my experience I’ve found that once I have her I cut back on sex just to balance the table a little bit. Once I am in a relationship with a woman, I tend to cut back on how much sex I am offering and I make her beg for sex a little bit just to get even with all the women that made me beg.

Recently, I read a book called “Radical Honesty, The New Revised Edition: How to Transform Your Life by Telling the Truth.” The book was all about being 100% honest with your partner. I don’t remember if it was page 172 or 173, but it talked there specifically about being radically honest with your partner about [...]