Before you read this make sure you let her pick her out. What am I talking about and why is it so important to have her pick the one she wants.

That is the question. To vibrate or not to vibrate, that is the question. What the hell am I talking about? You know what I’m talking about today: At what point do you say to yourself, “I got to stop masturbating,” and start connecting with people?

Do you know a surefire sign that your relationship is on the edge, and is going downhill? It’s when you start masturbating again, and actually start enjoying it. Think about your past relationships at the point they were ending, or at the point when you and your partner were “on the outs.” All of a sudden you get to a point in the relationship where you’re having sex, you’re fighting, and you’re not really connecting.

Masturbation is a very funny word. “What are you doing tonight?” “Not much, I think I’m going to go home and masturbate.” It would be funny if people talked that way, and were very frank about masturbation. “What did you do last night?” “Not much. Watched a movie, masturbated for a while and ate some dessert afterwards. Couldn’t fall asleep, so I masturbated again.”

Want to know how to make a girl squirm with uncontrollable desire in bed?

Have you guys heard the famous quote of mine that’s been circulating all over the Internet? That quote is, “An orgasm a day keeps the Tyson away.” (Yes, I mean Mike Tyson) It’s amazing what a good orgasm will do. I’m not talking about self-administered orgasms. To tell you the truth, those kind of orgasms are lame. They really are. It doesn’t take much skill to…

Hope everyone had an amazing night. I want to take this opportunity to wish all of you a very Happy New Year! It’s 2010. So I want all of you to read this statement and tell me how it makes you feel, and what 2010 means to you:

Since I am so powerful in football predictions, I figured some of you will be waiting to hear my World Series predictions.

I rarely ever make a correction to any blog, but I have to tell you something. I can see why some of you are having trouble meeting the opposite sex. You take things out of context when you read, and if you do it while you’re reading then I know you do it when you’re [...]

Do you know what one of my favorite things is to do? It’s when you’re in a relationship and you stay up late at night into the wee hours talking. You guys thought I was going to say something else, right?