I was out the other night and I ran into an old friend. He was with another guy friend so we hung out. We started talking about life, women, and everything else. My friend suddenly announces, “You know, I haven’t masturbated in nearly a month. I wanted to build up all that sexual tension for […]
Do you know a surefire sign that your relationship is on the edge, and is going downhill? It’s when you start masturbating again, and actually start enjoying it. Think about your past relationships at the point they were ending, or at the point when you and your partner were “on the outs.” All of a sudden you get to a point in the relationship where you’re having sex, you’re fighting, and you’re not really connecting.
Masturbation is a very funny word. “What are you doing tonight?” “Not much, I think I’m going to go home and masturbate.” It would be funny if people talked that way, and were very frank about masturbation. “What did you do last night?” “Not much. Watched a movie, masturbated for a while and ate some dessert afterwards. Couldn’t fall asleep, so I masturbated again.”
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Have you guys heard the famous quote of mine that’s been circulating all over the Internet? That quote is, “An orgasm a day keeps the Tyson away.” (Yes, I mean Mike Tyson) It’s amazing what a good orgasm will do. I’m not talking about self-administered orgasms. To tell you the truth, those kind of orgasms are lame. They really are. It doesn’t take much skill to…
Hope everyone had an amazing night. I want to take this opportunity to wish all of you a very Happy New Year! It’s 2010. So I want all of you to read this statement and tell me how it makes you feel, and what 2010 means to you: