How many times have you been standing in a bar and you see a woman and wonder, “What do I say? What do I do?” Is your first response ordinarily to pound enough alcohol to catch a buzz so that you will have enough courage to walk over to her?

Do you think that it will be easier to approach that woman if you’re buzzed? Do you think, “The minute I catch a buzz I’m going to walk over and I’m going to say something clever?”

If so, then you sit there and have beer after beer after beer. A couple of hours later you have finally figured out the clever thing you are going to say, so you walk over to the woman tipsy (or drunk) and say what you planned to say.

You did it, right? Well not so much.

So now you’ve said your clever thing you worked so long and hard to come up with. The woman says something back to you. Then . . . you end up just staring at each other in silence because you have absolutely no idea what to do next.

The reason why this happens is because you are always thinking of something clever to say. By the time you are drunk, you are really not that clever. You are not the sharpest individual in the world when you’re drunk. Not only that, you are probably the twentieth drunk guy to approach her.

The bottom line is that this approach does not work! The only thing you end up doing is spending money to get shut down, which makes your night even more frustrating. Nothing is more frustrating then going out with some friends, spending $50.00 on drinks, going home alone and then laying in bed wondering “What could I have done better?”

So what do I suggest that you do in this situation? If you see a group of women you want to walk over and talk to, walk over and stand near them them eavesdrop on their conversation. When you hear something that’s interesting in their conversation, interrupt them. Say, “Excuse me. I don’t meant to interrupt you, but I’ve got to tell you that I saw that movie and I agree that scene was amazing!”

Jump into an active conversation. If you do that, then they will not look at you as a threat. They are going to look at you think to themselves, “Hey, here is someone who can contribute something interesting to a conversation.”

All of you need to start actively participating in people’s conversations instead of trying to randomly create new ones . . . especially when you’re drunk. So lay off the booze! It’s not going to get you anywhere.

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