‘Tis the season to be horny.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

It’s a known fact, the end of the year amps up sexual desire.

Think about it, all these holiday movies.

The crackling of the fire.

The chill in the air. The need to be warm.

Ice skating in the park.

Having hot chocolate in front of a fireplace.

Walking arm-in-arm to go see Santa Claus.

The holidays are all about romance.

Now is the best time of year to fall in love.

Think about it: you’re inundated with commercials from DeBeers, the diamond company.

Lexus always has a gift wrapped Lexus with a bow.

(Can you imagine that?—your lover coming home one day with a Lexus for you. Man, that’s a great relationship. Never seen that one. I think my best Christmas gift from a woman so far was a watch. But a Lexus? I’ll take it.)

It’s a great time of year to meet people. It really is. Women are full of desire at this time of year. They’re full of sexual energy. They don’t want to be alone for the holidays. They don’t want to be alone for Christmas. They don’t want to be alone for New Years.

They’re more open to going out on a date with somebody that they’re not sure about just so they don’t have to be alone for the holidays.

With all this emotional information in your head, what is stopping you from going out and approaching women? Approach anxiety and other fears.

But for those of you that are ready to challenge yourself, go out there and meet some women, realize that they’re emotional wrecks this time of year and they’re craving to be rescued by you because their family’s driving them nuts.

‘Tis the season to be horny.

Enjoy it.