Are You Dating A Transformer?
January 2, 2009 
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Are you dating a transformer? No, I am not talking about one of those robots which changes shape.
I am talking about one of those people whose personalities transform whenever they have a couple of glasses of wine or other type of alcoholic beverage. They talk differently. They act differently. They may start talking in gibberish. You almost wonder if you’re hanging out with some kind of alien or something.
Then you think that perhaps they were just in the mood to “cut loose and go with the flow,” since they seem to turn into an entirely different person than the one you know. Each day you wonder which personality will show up to greet you.
Each day you may have a totally different person next to you than you did on the day before that. You’re afraid to take them to a cocktail party because you’re not quite sure who the hell is going to show up.
They could have one alcoholic beverage, and all of a sudden you’ll say that certain twinkle in their eyes and know that the psycho personality is about to show itself. They have their second alcoholic beverage, and the next thing you know you see your boss standing next them. You start thinking “Oh God, no!”
Then, to your surprise, your boss looks at you and says “Your girlfriend is really great. You never told me you like to be spanked in the bedroom.” From then on you are known in the office as “spank boy” all because she decided to blurt out some of your private business that was meant to be kept just between you and her.
Then when you go to have a conversation with her about that the next day, she says she doesn’t remember what she said or why she said it because she was too much under the influence of what she was drinking. The conversation is all but impossible because she has transformed back to her “regular self.”
You could also bring them with you to a function with your family. You see them have a few drinks, and the next thing you know they turn into another psychotic transformer. If you thought what happened with your boss was a nightmare, just imagine what they are saying to your mother.
I actually once dated a transformer. Whenever she was under the influence of anything, she would start speaking in some kind of mumbo jumbo gibberish language I couldn’t understand. Then one day she started saying things that scared the living hell out of me. It was at that moment I realized I was dating a transformer. We broke up shortly after that.
Have you ever dated a transformer?
I have actually dated a transformer…except instead of telling my boss embarrasing things about our bedroom behavior, he just tried to “show” my boss’ wife a sample of it by attempting to kiss her …
When he “transformed” at my friend’s birthday party and attempted to also kiss her, that was when I decided that I’d seen enough “transformations” for one relationship…
I remember when david was dating the transformer.
She went pyscho on him.
I have not had the pleasure of dating one yet
I might not have dated a “transformer” but I have many friends that are true transformers. When they have a beer or two, they go into “stealth mode” and act as if nothing could harm them. In fact, it’s the only time when they talk to women in bars. Lamentably, they don’t really “talk” to them in a normal way but they freak them out. And on the day after, you wouldn’t believe they are the same person they displayed the night before when they were on booze.
I think alcohol can be a fun way to get a party started and make people more communicative, but there is a fine line to be drawn. The line starts when people behave differently than they would when they are not drunk.
I’ve been a transformer and I don’t drink to this date as a result. The “highlight” if you want to call it that was going to an outdoor party and getting in to five different fights over a four hour period, including one where I got dragged through the fire pit I was o out of control.
I’m not a fan of hanging out with people who drink as a result. I was lucky enough to have the foresight to stop what I was doing and change directions in life. Now if I drink it is to be social and will only be a sip or two before I put the whole thing down. I had a sip of scotch at my brother’s wedding to participate in a toast and I poured the rest of the drink into a friend’s cup when my brother wasn’t looking.
Mike
lol, I have actually! She was a bit unpredictable, but a lot of fun
You know I would love to date someone who brings something new to me everyday. I mean common if you know that you are not going to be with them then why not just enjoy and have fun with it. Abviously you are not going to stuck with this women (Transformer) : ) but again there are so many fishes in the sea. I mean once you figure out that she is not the right person for you then why not just being playful with them. You can actually build your own skills of how to deal with different personality every day.
Just a thought! I wanna hear from you guys, and david specially.
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND EVERYONE!!!!
Problem I see is, many of the most gorgeous young girls find drinking/”clubbing” fun. To them it’s still exciting to get dressed up in their little dresses, go out and get all drunk and act silly. Liquor doesn’t really agree with me, but I don’t want to seem like a killjoy.
I have been married to two different types of transformers you know the Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde. Beware of these people. But I have been around people who have drank they can be characters. Ever get someone drunk and start telling them jokes they don’t know when to stop laughing, crying. or just plain talking. I used to date this guy but he did not remember how he made it home the night before.
Hello, “Megatron” here…that could be a nice pua transformer name:)
Here is s transformer story,
One time I got on the metro here in D.C. right after a ballgame, and then hopped on a couple. I just relaxed on my seat, and was talking to my friend.
Somehow we started to speak to the couple about the ballgame, and the lady all sudden looked at me and said hey, cuitee, you look hot with your legs spread out like that. I would like to take you home to have a 3 some. Would you like to? I started to flirt back lightly, and blushh at the same time b/c she kept on sayin that i was cute. Her husband was quiet like expecting the transformer to come out any minute.
Then all sudden, she said, how big is your dick!? out loud in the metro, and her husband had to quiet her down because of the people around. Then she asked me again, in a quiet voice “how big is your dick” At first I thought I mistaken what she said, but after she asked me the second time, I was like wow, I don’t think I have a hearing problem, but she was pretty straight forward right to the point.
Its funny how people can totally transform. I like to watch people like that, its pretty entertaining:)
Yakub,
is it really true? or you just made it up. I personally don’t know you but how in a world can a husband be ok with a threesome, especially his wife with some stranger?
Tariq: oh yea its true, the story is actually little longer, but I made it to the point.
i know its crazy. right:)
Tariq
I knew this guy that was into threesomes as well and he claimed to be bi-sexual. That is one of the reasons why I am not with today.
>>>>>>how in a world can a husband be ok with a threesome, especially his wife with some stranger?
I would LOVE to share my wife with another man….or, even better, I would love to be shared with her and her friend:-)
call it the ultimate test of love…have been working on it for a long time….still no go:-(
Dan
I have a question I don’t understand >. What I am asking is what does it mean? It takes all kinds to make this world. But me myself and I aren’t into threesomes. Have you heard about wife swapping or people having an open marriage.
Dan
I guess you and I are in the same boat uh?
Dan
Ur a trip but love ya.
>>>>>>>>Have you heard about wife swapping or people having an open marriage…
Of course. I am starting to think that marriage to the same person for life is like saying a Catholic priest can stay celibate for life:-)
Dan
lmao u r nuts didn’t u know. I have been a nun now for five years. But thanks for ur answer though. The last marriage I had went on for eight years. I was married to four losers.
I bet ur a character in real life. Keep looking u will find her where ever she may be.
>>>>>>>>>I have been a nun now for five years.
Are you serious????
>> Dan I love it when you do that! I have not been with a guy that long as far as being a nun I am not into Catholicism.
I can’t claim I’ve ever hung out with a personality transformer… I’ve met a lot of unpredictable, adventurous… go with the flow girls… but to call them transformers… not yet.
I wonder though… how fun would it be if you were dating a transformer who could change form or shape?!?!
“Baby, I want you to have bigger boobs today” “OK!”
“Babe, how about some giving me long runner’s legs tonight?” “OK!”
“Sweetie, I’m in the mood for a blondie” “OK!”
Now THAT would be fun