I’ve been spending months upon months frustrated in bed. I’ve been unable to sleep half the night. My body and my head won’t stop racing and feeling anxious. I keep looking over at her wondering when this problem is going to stop.
Then, last night, I finally made a big decision in my life. My heart was a little broken. My soul was a little twisted. I didn’t know what to do this morning, as I was still feeling a little anxious from last night.
After lots of soul-searching, though, I knew it was a decision I had to make. I had to kick her out … After six months of listening to Daphne snore, chomp and smack her lips all night long, we finally put her bed in the hallway.
For those of you who are members of PETA, this was not dog abuse. It was the end of human abuse. We could no longer take one more night of being kept up listening to Daphne snore and chomp and smack her lips nonstop.
I think it might be better for everyone involved. Plus, really, what does she know? We could probably put her bed on the porch and she wouldn’t know the difference. For the sanity of our bed, though, the dog had to move.
I still felt a little funny about it this morning. It was, after all, our first night ever not sleeping together. As I took Daphne for a walk on the beach, she looked at me and I at her, and I knew she we would be okay. If we don’t have to deal with my girlfriend’s insomnia, we would all feel better.
Now onto another issue that many men are facing in their beds right now…
Please lay off the vibrators. Trust me, I am not a man who is jealous of a vibrator. What I have found, though, is that some women are so vibrator dependent that trying to get them to have an orgasm by licking or playing with their clit is like trying to negotiate traffic on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles. It’s next to impossible.
So many women are vibrator dependent because a vibrator works so fast and produces such a centralized orgasm. Our tongues can never work that fast. We don’t vibrate at 10,000 miles per hour like we’re taking off in a rocket ship to the moon.
So the bottom line is this: If you’re a woman who is so vibrator dependent that you cannot orgasm with a man, then you’ve got to lay off of the vibrator. Vibrators are the downfall of women.
When a woman uses a vibrator, she can lay there and have an orgasm in three seconds (and then rest and have another one three seconds after that). Then when you are with a man instead of a vibrator, he has to go down there for about six hours to get you to feel anything.
Not only that, but really think about what kind of orgasm you want to be having. According to most women I’ve been with, the orgasm a woman experiences with a man during oral sex and foreplay is far greater and better because it’s achieved with lot of touching, caressing, talking and feeling.
So if you’re a woman and you’re about to start a relationship, my suggestion to you is to lay off the vibrator . . . for at least a week or two before you start sleeping with the guy. Let the sexual energy and tension build up again, and don’t let your clit get so numb. When you do that, you are giving the guy the opportunity to please you.
When you’re not in a relationship, go ahead and vibrate away to your heart’s content. Go for it! Have a great time with your little mechanical boyfriend.
If you’ve got a relationship coming down the pike, though, then you need to put the vibrator in the closet. If you feel like you just can’t resist that vibrator, then go and buy a room safe (like they have in cheap hotels), put it in there and forget the combination.
The fact is that when you’re in a relationship, you need that man to explore your body and you need to give that man the opportunity to please you in every way. Remember that no matter what a vibrator can do, it is never going to replace the the one-on-one intimacy and the one-on-one contact you have when you’re with someone of the opposite sex.
Oh come on, now we girls have to suffer from Vibrator Withdrawals too…LOL
As to your dog..Poor Daphne how could you do it…Labs are emotional messes.
But I totally agree. If you don’t get your sleep, the dog has to go. Wish I could do that right now, but back to little kids and dog next to me in the bed.
Sleep..What is it sounds like a great concept.
I want to find good pop music. Help me please.
I once gave a girl a vibrator just for fun because she said she’d never used one before. She later told me she was becoming addicted to the thing!
This blog is making me question my decision.
It’s funny that you brought this vibrator topic up, David!
I actually just added a vibrator into my sex play with the girl I’m seeing now. We first went at it for 2-3 times without it at first… but she wanted more!!!! So I added the vibrator… during my downtime… and once I got energized, I went back for her but WITH the vibrator this time.
Within a min, she let the vibrator fall off to the side… because well… something else definitely felt better
LOL Taras!!!!
Maybe you should help her recover from vibrator addiction. You can be her “sponsor”.
How about those Penis rings men can put on, are they any good.
Marina-
it is very good i love the sensation of it, i know a place you can find out if it is good or not:)
Taras-
didn’t you know the vibrator always comes second not the first thing you hand to her:)
Marina-
it looks like howe has some experiences to share with you
Never got into the vibrator stuff David however i am curious to see a woman go crazy while I experiment it with her, i need a volunteer:)
Doctor who- I think Marina would make a FINE volunteer LOL
I wonder where sexy sandra is hiding lately Marina you know?
So right on David nothing can ever replace the power of the one on one intimacy!
another great blog today thanks a bunch David!
Doctor its crazy are you serious that you have never seeen a vibrator?
Marina- are you happy now Ken is here today:)
very interesting blog today!!!!
what is a vibrator you guys would recommend for woman?
sorry david i know the blog is about laying off the vibrator:)
Jimmi-
are you nuts of course i have seen vibrator before but no experience with it.
David-
I think you should near future think about selling a lovers package on your website it will be a best seller:)
wow this is kind of like yesterdays blog LOL
i see the chat room going and then its about sex again LOL
Every time Marina gets in here it turns into sex”:)
Kalebarkab-
britney spears is great you will like it or the backstreet boys and nsync
Kalebarkab- don’t listen to howe he is a retard LOL
Kalebarkab- Dave Matthews Band would be a great start for you buddy!
Kalebarkab-
i like jimmi’s recommendation plus U2 is great as well!
CJ- i am listening to the Mastery series is it you in part 9 i am curious?
Vincent-
It is me indeed.
how you like the mastery series?
That is cool it is you!
It is one of the best product i have ever listened to and lot of props to David!
I don’t know about anybody else but whenever i listen to the mastery series it really motivates me to approach women.
We are all very proud of you Vincent!
You are doing great!!!
Thank you CJ!
David
Do you know where I can find a human teddy bear to replace my vibrator? But you are right about the vibrator so I don’t use all the time just when I feel that sexual frustration coming on from not being with a man. Now I do like the feel of a man and I will give the thing a rest.
Oh my daughter wants to know is that 405 South heading to 710 on ramp to Long Beach or 405 North heading to Santa Monica Freeway?
Oh talking about interstates and Freeways you ought to be on I40W or I40 E around evening rush traffic you better get an act of Congress or pack you a picnic lunch for you can not get through there. In Nashville of course.
Now to Daphne she likes human companionship as well but if it will help you get sleep then maybe just like a child you have to give her…her own room.
Poor Daphne…she’s been replaced!
Kalebarkab–Cold Play!
Taras–now you have her where you want her…get her off of the thing and help her with the withdraws and shakes:)
Artificial stimulation can make it harder to enjoy the natural stuff for sure but like you said when you don’t have non-mechanical stimulation it isn’t bad to have a vibrator to take care of business. It is a great idea to lay off the tools when entering a new relationship to really give the sexual experience the full effect.
When I’m reading the first two pharagraphs, David… I thought you’re talking about Sonja, hahaha… But I thought how could this be? Then, I saw “Daphne”, and was relieved. =D
Right on, Khiem! No machines can feel better to women, than a man.
When I first heard Coldplay’s music, I thought it was so gay. But there was a retirement ceremony for one of our teachers, our class need to sing “Fix You” on stage, so we kept practicing together… It really bond us together, I felt like we’re just one big family… And strangely, I got hooked to Coldplay. =D
I agree! I love for my woman to have an orgasm but it is so hard to make it happen at times. After spending huge amounts of time down there the mood tends to go away when your tongue is cramping from licking so hard and so much. Sex is the same. I want my woman to have her orgasm first then I can relax and have mine. If she doesn’t it makes me feel insecure because I couldn’t please my woman. Like I wasn’t good enough!
Bradley,
I commend you for trying to give your woman an orgasm first but I think you need to learn to let go of the goal. You are creating undue pressure on yourself by attaching your sense of self-worth on whether or not you can give her an orgasm.
The way for you to truly enjoy sex… and for her to truly enjoy sex… is to make the sex an experience of its own… an exploratory journey of how you can both enjoy each other’s body.
It should be about playing and stimulating both her body and mind, rather than a sheer physical practice of licking one part or two parts of her body.
You have to engage and arouse both her mind and body… and if you focus on the process of arousing her properly, the orgasm will come naturally.
Stop focusing so much on the end goal. A woman can STILL have great sex if she doesn’t come as long as she knows you are giving her adequate time in exploring her as a woman.
Hello, I am new to this site and find this very interesting because I actually was discussing this same topic with my friend. I was telling her that if one of my man friends didn’t become available, I was going to become reliable on my vibrator!
The thing is, I would think in todays world that it would be accepted for women to be like men, able to have different men in their lives strictly for sex! (safe sex)
Some grumpy, grouchy, women, need vibrators…LOL!..
Derringer, I’ve heard of one such story, where a woman is seeing five men….
If a man doesn’t know a woman is using a vibrator (like on off days when they are not together), then does it matter? I’ll give it up when my man gives up porn. And really does it matter? As long as when you are BOTH present with each other when you are together.
Here is another situation that might cause women to rely on their vibrators. Men get upset if a woman teases them, flirting and talking about sex but never gives in to them. Well what about men doing this to women? I actually have a man who keeps talking about it, sending sexual pictures of himself and everytime I call him on it, he’s not available. So what’s up with that? Is this some kind of pay back for a woman who has done him wrong? He tells me he likes all this flirting and teasing, that it really turns him on and can’t wait until we are really together. This has been going on now for a few months and we have kind of dated for a year. So of coarse when he gets me all aroused and then doesn’t take care of business; then I want to turn to my reliable vibrator! I ready to tell him to take a hike!!!!