How to Have Sex Like an 18-Year-Old
July 26, 2007 
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Guest Blog by the Foxy Blond
David, here’s my bone to pick with men:
The other night I was watching an old movie on television while my current shag spooned me on the couch. My mind soon wandered away from the plot and towards a pleasing awareness that my lover’s body was lined up perfectly behind mine (as in, my butt was snuggled up in his crotch). Barely dressed on this hot summer evening, I realized how easy it would be for him to just, oh, slip it in. The more I thought about it, the more I wanted it. I reached behind me and grabbed for him, certain that I was about to experience some sweet lovin’. But instead of following my lead, he stopped my hand and whispered in my ear, “Shhh….let’s watch the movie.”
The movie? The movie! When, I ask you, did sex become secondary? (And what good is a f@#@ buddy if he isn’t going to f@!@ you?) I started thinking about the good old days when sex was new, exciting and sweet and easy as a convenience story Slurpy. Before laptops, before Blackberries, before cell phones, before compulsive flossing, before to-do lists, there was sex. Pure, horny, hard core, free, purposeless, joyful sex. We had sex because it was there. The way the early American explorers went West. Go West, young man, because it’s there! Come DO me, because I’m here!
I remember when I was 18, my college boyfriend and I would skip class, get high, turn on the Led Zeppelin and shag for hours on end. I still remember what it felt like – how there could be nothing better, nothing more interesting or worthwhile than sex. How, after all those years of frustrated teen-age fantasizing, it was finally real, in front of me. A beautiful naked man with whom I could do anything I wanted. An enthusiastic partner in experimentation who had nowhere else he needed or wanted to be. There was no such thing as performance anxiety – if the sex wasn’t perfect, who cared! We were going to have it again in 20 minutes anyway.
In those heady days, my entire wardrobe consisted of his white Hanes t-shirts. My official hairstyle was Bed Head. Food was mostly unnecessary, unless we had the munchies. If the TV was on, it was tuned to Whitesnake music videos or Hart to Hart re-runs, which somehow only made us want to have more sex. This is what I miss.
I’m curious, is it just me, or has it been a while for you since sex felt like that? As grown-ups, we want sex of course, but we also take it for granted. We’ve had it before, we’ll have it again. It’s kind of old hat. We have schedules and responsibilities, so sex gets shoved to the bottom of the to-do list. Sometimes it even gets bumped to the next day. I may not be 18 anymore, and neither are the guys I date (for the most part), but I want sex to feel like Christmas morning again. And I think it’s possible – for all of us. Guys, grab your girl and take her away for 36 hours. Pack no clothes. Bring the weed, or better yet, the Viagra. And see if you can’t practice the lost art of sex for sex’s sake. You’ll feel 18 again, I swear.
Thanks for the insight Foxy blond.
I must say that after last nights conversation and date, I no longer just want to dry hump this woman for 4 hours…I want to indulge in her body for 36 straight hours (and trust me Foxy Blond, I don’t need the Viagra!).
I am here so I might as well post before the cold shower–lol.
Foxy blonde, I’m with you. I think I am at a stage of the age??? I don’t know what it is, but I really have a one track mind—-SEX–CHOO CHOO!! lol
My first was at 17 and was the same person for MANY years. We had sex for breakfast, he’d come home for lunch, I am the only one who ate—use your imagination–he went back to work with a big smile;) At night we’d lay on the couch or the floor and–I was hungry again. I’d say he got the best of the deal although I do enjoy orally pleasing a man! Sometimes we would go until 3 and 4 in the morning, then he had to get up for work at 6:00 A.M. This was everyday! YES EVERYDAY! It never got old. I remember on his days off we would lay on the couch watching back to back episodes of the Twilight Zone. Don’t know what it was about that show, but it made me SOOOOOO hungry! LOL I got my pleasure as well. It is sounding like he always got his blow and me nothing. Nope, it was wild and crazy. Yea, weed is very much an aphrodisiac! Those were the days my friends we thought the’d never end—sing it with me!! LOL I am really giving away my age with that one, but thats ok. Age ain’t nothing but a number. Well, circumstantially sex became less and less. It’s not that i didn’t want it but “circumstantially” I was turned off by the man.
I am ready to go for that 36! The most recent has been an 18 hour in a 25 hr. period. Fantastic!!! Not near long enough to really indulge, but hey anything is better than nothing, right?!
Thanks for sharing! Enjoyed thoroughly:)
Foxy Blonde, I agree with you 100%!
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Jessica, this statement that you wrote needs to be put in the sex hall of fame if they have one!! LOL
Without love
Joan dear, please send her my way, i’m young, i’m intelligent, a gent and when it come to romance, i beg to serve
lol
cheers,
Joe
Darkpoet;
I should be seeing her tommorow and I will make her aware of your interest in her. I’ll get online here and let her readsome of your comments if you don’t mind?
I love her to death, but I really get irritated when we go out she totally scopes the place for the older wealhy looking man. I tell her all the time, (and don’t think me crude here—I am just being truthfull:) I ask her, “Wouldn’t you like to have a guy who could cause a sexual earthquake within your body!?” She laughs at me and says “girl, you’re crazy.” I am serious is what I am!!!
You know what, if I din’t have someone in my heart at this time—I’d say forget her, I am your better choice;) lol I think you are very sweet and she’d be crazy not to take interest. I will let you know so don’t miss tomorrow! “Cheers to you!”
Joan, does she/you have money for round trip tickets lol
i live in boston. well joan i’m really you glad you someone in your heart right now, regardless it very nice to have someone to express ideas with, yes i’m am sweet, but am i sweet looking ?!!?!?!?!
cheers,
Joe
it is first time to join you ,it is very interesting
LOL You are funny. You are sweet and that alone would make you sweet looking! You know what? If she went for you, I would buy a round trip ticket myself just to see her get with someone worth a plug nickel. She probably would pay to meet you if she clicks. We are both in the same work field and the money is good if you have a good database of clientale and treat them right:)
I myself am flying to California Mid August to see my mother. It has been 19 years since we have laid eyes on each other and hugged, so it will be emotional I am sure. I am taking that first day for–me. That sounds selfish, but I need some “me” time. I grew up there in Southern CA, so I rented a nice vehicle and I am going to cruise the PCH! (Pacific Coast Highway) and hit all the beachesI used to “live at” and go wade in he freezing cold water!:) The car is actually going to be a little over double what my round trip costed to book.:( Hey, you gotta do it right!!!
Yea, it is nice to have someone who feels you there with them even when they are so so far away. You know it is hard not to physically be together, but the conversations on the phone are long and satisfying. NO! No phone sex yet LOL! I see you blushing again;)
am i worth a plug nickel? or a half pence LOL?screenname or an . i’m not blushing! smart ass!
i hate blushing, i hope you have funin california, gonna visit david are ya? i’m a winter person so the beach is not in my vocabulary, well only in the autumn. if you gals ever visit boston, you have a free tour guide.
cheers,
Joe
hey joan you gonna a instnat message thingy, i feel abd take updavid blogs. Lol
cheers,
Joe
Yes i have the yahoo thingy;)) I know I was thinking the same thing. Do you have Yahoo IM?
Oh I am going to have a blast in CA! That is home to me. I have never been to Boston, so I would NEED a tour guide. lol I would love to meet David when I am there if he has a few hours to spare, IF he is not swamped. If you have yahoo IM you can give me your screen name and we can talk there if you like.
Are you guys hooking up while i was out tonight? I cant leave you 2 alone:)
I really enjoying coming home and reading through the conversations that I missed.
Dont leave me for yahoo im…stay and chat!!!!
Thanks for the great comments today.
ECHO; I am up late working on my clientale database…again:() I just wanted you to know you haven’t been overlooked!:) Welcome!
Come on in and keep coming back. Everybody here will just make your day and someones bound to bring a smile to your face, and you have things to share as well. Don’t be a stranger now ok.
In Texas we say “Y’all come back now ya here?” LOL No nobody says that that I have heard. Don’t be a stranger;)
We just felt like it was the “Darkpoet and Joan late hour forum!” LOL
Ok, I’m a guy… Currently single…. I have a very strong and healthy sex drive… There has been a number of times were I’d be with my ex’s, and I would encounter the reverse of what “Foxy Blond” shared with us…
I would never turn down sex, no matter what was going on, where we were, what time it was (Hell, getting woken up by having sex or rolling over and starting to have sex at 3am for no reason at all was some of the best sex I’ve had), or no matter how tired I was… I’d never turn my ex’s down for sex…
Don’t get me wrong, we’d go out, have a good time, do stuff, etc… Sex was never the ONLY thing we did.. But it would really hurt me when they’d push it to another day or so… Skipping a chance for sex, when we could get it on right then and there?!??!?! Just like how “Foxy Blond” said… I mean for my ex’s to tell me “Is that all you want in this relationship?”…
That would really hurt me…
Not to mention, they’d get mad at me later because they’d want to have sex, but wouldn’t do anything to let me know they wanted to have sex… Like I could read their minds…
I don’t know, my thinking has and will always be, if you have the chance for sex, go for it!… Why not?… It’s something we’ve been waiting to do for our whole lives… Not to mention when you add up all that “sex time”, it will be easily shadowed by “commuting the same car with the person you’re having sex with time”… But more importantly it’s something that we desire most when we’re single (like how I am now)… We desire that connection… Not just sex, but true love making… That which is explained by David, “when someone really gives them self to you.”… Which like David, is how I’ve always had sex…
In a way it’s great to hear that women have experienced this too…
Unfortunately, I don’t think there is an answer since I have yet to find someone as eager as myself….
Yet!…
Still hoping for her David!.. You’ve taught me well!… And I’m a “newbie”!…
Good luck everyone! And keep thinking positive!..
joan, i guess us night owl, need somewhere to chat. i’m up all night reading or writing, good to have company. well joan if your friend so into money (which i dont have) probably wouldnt work. like you money is good to have, but it’s not my whole world. there more to a tree then what you see, and more to an iceberg, and there more to men also.
cheers,
Joe
Wow … what a great blog today! First, to the Foxy Blond, you are a fantastic writer… and VERY funny!
Your descriptions were priceless … having said that I’m going to have to say one thing that might seem like an insult.
Foxy Blond, after reading what your boyfriend did on the couch … he would appear to be a gigantic MORON! I hope you immediately got off the couch, left the room and gave him the “quiet” he desired so much!!! I am also hoping that he gets the opportunity to read this blog!
Sam, I loved your response … and I have to agree with one comment you made. That middle of the night, barely waking up, 3 am, sex was always perhaps my very favorite kind to have. You are both completely relaxed, you’re still sort of in that dreaming state …. very hot!!! I can’t think of a better way to be woken up …
darkpoet, yea I am definitely a night owl HORRIBLY so. I also sit out on the veranda here and read or write poems, IF I am not catching up and updating my client database:)
“Cheers to you” kind gent!
Even if you did have a lot of money, I think you deserve better. I think something I said last night came out wrong. Remember the “plug nickel” comment? lol I thought about that after the fact, then I got a very late unexpected (but nice) phonecall and never came back. You have WAY more worth than a plug nickel!! That is just a figure of speach—just to clarify there;)
I love my friend to death and don’t want to seem as if I am bad mouthing her, but she already knows I DO NOT like women going for men for their money and I call her out on it frequently! There is just something about it that turns my stomach. Yes, I agree with you that their are so many more things that bring happiness than money could buy.
Money cannot buy a beautiful sunset behind Catalina Island, or a beautiful full rainbow after a hard rain. It can’t buy a solemn barefoot walk on the beach in the water, kicking it up as you go.:) It can’t buy precious time and moments you spend with someone who cares. These are just a smidgent of the things I love so very much. Money can buy none of them. My favorite saying and belief is, “The best things in life are free!”
You wait for the one who appreciates everything you are about, because you deserve that. OK?
SAM. I totally missed your comment. One question? Where can I find you or one of the same!!! lol You know, I probably seem like the horniest person on this post board all the time. (AND–Maybe I am?) I think when you feel sexy and good about yourself, it inclines you to want to get physical sexually.
I just think having sex is so relaxing and the greatest escape ever! It allows you to forget everything else that daily bogs your mind down so heavy. I get lost in the first touch and kiss. Life outside? Who cares. When in those moments of physical body contact, nothing else matters! It is a one on one sensual session of steamy sexual fulfilment. (Unless the house is burning down!)
I can probably guarantee you I am equally as eager, if not more than you are, and I would bet there are MANY out there who are as well. Some just don’t want to admit it.
The middle of the night sex comment? YEA! That is the best sex. It is the still of the night, quiet and no one speaks a word. You wake your man up with a little “lip service” and never is a sound, but maybe a moan and groan here and there, heard. Nice!!
OK Enough! I really do create my own moments of misery when I go off on these tantric tangents! Good comment Sam, and I am with you ALL the way on that whole realm.
Sadly, I have never had sex like an 18 year old…its a long story but let’s just say I spent my late teens and early 20s in long distance relationships.
But I promise that once I am in a relationship I’m going to hump him like a rabbit on ecstacy! Hope he’s ready for it…
LOL LOL I hear you loud and clear on that note Jaime! I have never taken X before, but I have seen rabbits go to town—I hust hope the male doesn’t fall out as soon as the male rabbit tends to. LOL
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LOL, oh Joan you’re so silly. I love it!
I’m VERY attracted to the guy I’m seeing now. So if we ever become intimate? Good grief. I’m just scared as to what will happen. But boy will it be fun! *lol*