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10 Truths About My HUGE Announcement Yesterday

I want to spend today’s blog clarifying a few things about my so-called “retirement.” It seems that a lot of you are reading between the lines, and are misinterpreting what’s really going on with me.

So to help make everything crystal clear, here are 10 truths behind my HUGE announcement:

1.I will be coaching Bootcamps through December 31, 2009. After that, my coaches will run my Bootcamps starting January 1, 2010.

2.My coaches are fantastic! My Bootcamps will still be the best in the world, and I will be overseeing all of them.

3.Some of you thought the website and the blog were going somewhere. Not true! Just because I won’t be coaching Bootcamps in 2010 doesn’t mean I still won’t be sitting here all day long creating great blogs, product and content for you.

4.I’m not retiring and moving to Florida to play shuffleboard and lawn bowling all day long. I am just going to be concentrating on getting my message to the masses. By not working weekends in 2010, I will be able to work on exciting new ideas that I haven’t had time to develop including three new products that have never been released in the marketplace (which I’ll more about with you later in 2009).

5.For those of you who thought I was announcing that I was getting married, let me be clear that I am not getting married. If and when I do, and as with all things in my personal life, you will be the last to know :-) . That’s why it’s called a personal life.

6.For those of you who think Daphne will also not be coaching Bootcamps in 2010, you’re wrong. Coach Khiem and Coach Kimberly can’t do Bootcamps without her. Daphne won’t be retiring until 2012, and she still has three years remaining on a very lucrative contract. That is, unless the coaching union finds out she is taking anabolic steroids . . . although I don’t think the coaching union has yet ruled that steroid use is illegal at Bootcamps. Plus if you’ve ever seen Daphne’s activity level, the only substance that could even possibly be running through her veins is Valium.

7.I still love what I do every single day. I enjoy every single Bootcamp I coach. When I told you in the video yesterday that slots for my remaining Bootcamps would be very limited, I meant it. Some of you have emailed me asking if it is really true that the spots are going to be limited. The answer is yes – it’s 100% true. I want each and every one of my final Bootcamps to be a once in a lifetime experience for each person who takes one. So if you want to see exactly how many slots are available, next week I will be posting my final Bootcamp schedule through June 2009.

8.Even though I will not be coaching Bootcamps beginning in 2010, I will still be available to do phone and email coaching. I am not disappearing off the face of the planet, that it unless I move to New Mexico and my body gets abducted by aliens.

9.There will be a very special coaching week this summer during which eight lucky people will have a chance to live in a house and be coached by me for a week. If this is something in which you would be interested, I’d suggest you get on my newsletter list ASAP.

10.Starting in 2010, weekends are made for Michelob (and for those of you who know me, the taste of beer repulses me). So I want all of you to come up with a slogan for me . . . come up with what I should do with my weekends beginning in 2010. Keep in mind that my drug-induced days are long past, I’m not a big drinker and Daphne is lazy.

I truly appreciate all of the comments I’ve been getting – it’s great to be missed before you even gone. I feel like Brett Favre. Wouldn’t it be great if a tv station interviewed me when I’m in my Bootcamp uniform of jeans and a t-shirt and I was covered with mud because we’d just come from hiking . . . then three months later we found out that Daphne traded me to the New York Jets? Now THAT truly would make me cry!

So for those of you who have been confused about my announcement yesterday, look at today’s video.

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23 Responses to “10 Truths About My HUGE Announcement Yesterday”

  1. Very Good! Especially loved your video. Let us know when spots open up on your membership site.

  2. >> There will be a very special coaching week this summer during which eight lucky people will have a chance to live in a house and be coached by me for a week.

    -drool-

    that sounds like a practically illegal amount of fun. I want! :)

    Oh and the the idea of growing your personal forum to reach the masses is genius. You rock!

    Speaking of Joaquin Phoenix. Here is him back in the normal days.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbiNwrBILU

    and if anybody wants to the see the full clip of last nights fiasco:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1xK6xz8d9Q

  3. David
    I did not think you and your gf were going to ride off into the sunset and have a big engagement party to announce your engagement. If you do that then please put up the pic on that face book site of yours so I can see for I want that for prosperity. We all have our own lives and yours is helping people be in the best possible relationship they want to be in. Oh for some humor I might create a Sims character name it David Wygant and give you the fortune aspiration. You will be seeking fortune until uh oh the grim reaper. Now for your gf I have six aspirations for her they are pleasure (people who like to play games that want to jump on the couch and influence someone to set off the sprinkler system). Romance (is someone who wants the person who wants sex constantly but marry them they will have a red ring and engagement ring and they don’t want children) family (these Sims want a first kiss, fall in love and the inevitable get married). Knowledge these Sims seek knowledge. Know when you said abducted by aliens I was thinking have you been playing Sims 2 for if they look into the telescope for very long they will be abducted by aliens. Popularity (these Sims wants to be popular) I have one Sim that I call Buzz cut for he thinks he is one bad dude and they want to fight a lot.
    The reason why I gave you the run down of the game I could create you and your gf and see if you two will get along but I will put you both in my Lodge area to see if you two chose someone else. You can tell I have been in that darn Sims 2 game again and can write you a book. If you look on my face book pics those pics of people are from my Sims 2 game.

  4. Hey what wrong with Florida !!! :-) Rey don’t let him get away with such a comment !!

    Will that week be all boys or all girls ??? Might be tempted on that one for the fun. :-) Could I bring Murphy my tan Lab, maybe Daphne can coach him back to be a male, poor soul thinks he is a bitch. Can’t even lift his leg when he pees.

    Weekend at Wygant’s – WAW – Lots of lovin’ for the two special girls in your life. That’s all you need to do.

    Marina

  5. I really think a camp for teens would be great, why not catch them very young..Entering High School age. My son is not too cool about me telling him how to put a condom on…Those european ways we just don’t blush over anything.

  6. David
    What you should do on the weekends how about the first few taking a break from this. Collect your thoughts. Did you know artist, people who write novels, and write songs get their thoughts by just relaxing and focusing on what they want to do. Then the notion will come to mind. Do you remember the song by Moody Blues The Voice Within. If you watch on youtube.com he will tell you how he comes up with his writing. Have you ever heard of writers block that is when your mind has ran out of things to write about. Then take the time to get your priorities straight and make sure you have your duckies in a row. Always be prepared for the unexpected for the unexpected may catch up with you. The best way for me to come up with my poetry I have to be of clear mind.

  7. Cont.
    And have plenty of rest. To write my teaching of our Lord Jesus I have to have a center focus and be concentrating on what is said and not allow any thoughts to come in. For I do know his voice. I can do what Thomas Kincaid does do you know I can pick up on of his puzzles and look at and never read one of his poems and tell you the poem that backs it up. A center focus can not be wavering it has to be focused on the subject at hand.
    Thanks for Listening Dave
    With Love to you and yours
    Sandra aka Just Curious

  8. Oh David
    I am going to let the small cat out of the bag ok. Something I don’t normally do but one day my baby angel and I were discussing something here is the conversation:
    Me: I am thinking about going back to my maiden name.
    Him: Oh you are getting married?
    Me: The day you become single is the day I will marry.
    We both laughed but I don’t usually discuss with others what we talk about. But I thought I would add that one in. So the day you decided to get married again will be the day I will tell you that I am engaged. That is the decision that is made between two people not others who want to know if u two are still a hot item.
    To add to your statement about the engagement of you and your gf. So u see I am still stuck on this guy.

  9. Thanks for clearing some thing up David! I must admit I was beginning to “read between the lines” a bit myself.

  10. JP might claim to be a rapper now, but it looks like he’s trying out for ZZ Topp.

    I’m not too worried about him. Yet. I think he’ll come back to reality eventually.

  11. David

    Congrats on ur decision, but does that mean you won’t be appearing in any more videos?

  12. Sam

    I will be in all my videos.

    I love the camera

  13. David
    I know this is not blog related but I have a family issue it has to do with my daughter and her husband. It seems as though they are not getting along. My daughter is trying to decide whether or not to leave him. I was wanting to know if you could help her out will you.
    Thanks
    Sandra

  14. I was thinking of letting her use my email portion of the community site to email you. She is at her wit ends and this guy has made strike three with me as a mother to her. She would be better to tell her story than I. But I feel like coming to LA and strangling him but I know that would not make it better. If not I will give her one of your coaches email addresses. If you could help her or even Kim I would appreciate it.

  15. I used to think Sims sounded fun until I found out you have to wash dishes and clean house. I don’t even want to do that in the real world. No way I’m doing it in cyberspace.

    Sandra, my heart goes out to your daughter but I think a good marriage counselor would be the better choice. Your daughter can make an apoointment and get some good advice with or without her husband. With is always better.

    Good to hear you will still be here with us David. You scheduled your bootcamp for women the same weekend I’m doing my half marathon. :( Oh, well. You give a lot of good advice here. Thanks again.

  16. Jen
    Thanks for the concern but my daughter has offered for them to go to counseling but he refuses. There is more to it than what i am saying. I just have to wait and see what happens my youngest is graduating in may and my oldest will be coming in then and i will let her be and decide what she wants to do. There is another set of her family that she will have to inform and she is thinking about going to see her dad.

  17. Oh something else Jen her dad and I raised her to stand on her own two feet. But him and I will come together is when she needs us. Other than that we live our own seperate lives for he is married to another woman that he really cares about.

  18. David, first off good for you. You’ve been doing this for a long time and it seems like 2 full time jobs rolled into one. With your weekends free, i think you should do whatever it is that you want. If one weekend you want to go to the beach you do that. One weekend you want to work on your fantasy football team do that. If you want to do nothing and be lazy then do nothing and be lazy. You need to stop and ask yourself. “What am i in the mood for today.” and just go with whatever you feel!

  19. Coach Kimberly February 13, 2009 at 3:08 pm 19

    Ok…so don’t worry…I will definitely be taking Daphne with me to the Boot Camps for those of you who were concerned.:)

    Jen…don’t worry…there will be more women’s boot camps to come!!! Hope to meet you at the next one!

    Sandra…sorry your daughter is going through this! It would be helpful for her to talk with someone. Keep us posted…

  20. David,

    I am extremely glad I took your bootcamp in time. Meeting you was an amazing experience.

    I think people must not overlook your statement “My coaches are fantastic”.
    This is so true. I believe your bootcamps will retain their high quality and life-changing results.

    I wish you all the in the luck world with your business. (I found “Internet Marketing” by Dave Chaffey a good textbook for reaching as many people as you can over the internet, and how to best fit it into your business strategy).

    Justin

  21. Kim
    There are times as a mother that I have to bite my tongue and let my daughter decide what she wants to do. But I will keep you posted either by email through the community or on the blog.
    Thanks a bunch for your help

  22. Kim
    Back in 2005 I was in LA to attend my daughter’s wedding that year. Guess what I gave her away but I don’t regret and I have no hard feelings towards my son in law just as long as he does not become abusive towards her. Now to what happened Beck, Kathy and I were walking down the streets of LA my daughter Kathy likes to act like a tour guide but me I was sicker than a dog. I happen to run across this guy but at the time I did not know it was David Wygant. Then I looked at the dog and said nice looking puppy you have. Then he said you can take her home if you like I said ok you can put her in a kennel on the plane and where I would take her she would have a lot territory to roam. Then my oldest daughter Kathy started to pet her. Kathy loves Airdales she lost hers when he was killed on highway 12. Then next thing I knew Daphne was following us and I said to Daphne you can’t go with me for I live far far away go back to your master and serve him. And you can’t stay with my daughter and her soon to be husband they live in a small apartment. The End.
    It has been four years ago David that was January 28 or 29 of 2005 when you see someone for the first time you don’t know how to describe that person. You are a man of means and you like to communicate with others and one thing you do love that dog. But I am back in Tennessee on my parents property yes I do live in the Country.
    To the bloggers:
    One time I did meet David and Daphne: David is a nice guy if you look on face book I bet David would find some places familiar. He just likes to communicate with people for he does not meet a stranger. That is why I back him up on things he has a loving, trusting and kind spirit and go the extra mile just to see someone smile and know that he helped someone to meet other people.
    David good luck on your endeavor maybe one day our twain will come together. Luv Ya and Daphne

  23. cell jammer July 13, 2009 at 8:28 pm 23

    Can’t wait for the next post

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